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Default Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-17-2007, 05:30 AM

Why must you be so extreme? The Church doesn't want to conquer the world (at least not worldly) and we sure as Hell don't want another Inquisition...

We are brought together through the Force of God...Looks like you've fallen to the Dark Side of that Force...

See the joys the Light Side has to bring...You will see, young Jedi...

May the Force of God be with you...


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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-17-2007, 11:51 AM

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Why must you be so extreme? The Church doesn't want to conquer the world (at least not worldly) and we sure as Hell don't want another Inquisition...

We are brought together through the Force of God...Looks like you've fallen to the Dark Side of that Force...

See the joys the Light Side has to bring...You will see, young Jedi...

May the Force of God be with you...
I believe in the absolute infallibility and authority of the Pope and the One True Church. To allow the wretched masses to live and die without accepting Christ Jesus and His Viceroy on Earth is a crime in and of itself. Masses of godless heathens and unbaptized babies are running headlong to the Lake of Fire. The pain and suffering that God has in store for them is an eternity far worse than any suffering the New Inquisition will ever unleash. What Loving god would sit back and simply allow His beloved creations to damn themselves so? We must think of the greater good. Our Lord wishes to manifest His love toward all the people of the World. Order MUST be restored in these latter days. The Pope is currently in control of a fully armed and operational war bent nation. Darth Dubya has already began the Glorious Crusades by the command of God and the Pope. These false religions are just cults anyhow as our infallible Pope has made clear. The Only True Path to Salvation is through the Holy Roman Catholic Church.

I'm not part of any "dark side", father. We are playing for the same team. It is my deepest hope that torture chambers will never have to be used. I sincerely desire that people will come around at the mere sight of the coming of Christ's Glory.

Is it prudent to make entirely new threads to make such small simple statements?


The Holy Roman Catholic Church taketh its Holy Sword, the United States of America, and resurrect the Holy Crusades and finish what the Inquisition started!!! The Infallible Pope Palpatine XVI and his minion Darth Dubya shall bringeth about an age such as the World hath never seen.
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I believe in the absolute infallibility and authority of the Pope and the One True Church ...
Cardinal, I cannot help but notice that you have full posting priveleges here, while we unsaved trash do not ... and yet you are of the cathy-lick church, considered by the pastors here to be of the devil ...

... I can only conclude that yoooou must be someone very very special indeed, Your Eminence


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-17-2007, 08:27 PM

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Cardinal, I cannot help but notice that you have full posting priveleges here, while we unsaved trash do not ... and yet you are of the cathy-lick church, considered by the pastors here to be of the devil ...

... I can only conclude that yoooou must be someone very very special indeed, Your Eminence
Yes, someone with very special ACLU Joo laywers. Fricking court order makes him a member.



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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-17-2007, 08:34 PM

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Yes, someone with very special ACLU Joo laywers. Fricking court order makes him a member.
That's interesting, Bobby-Joe ... didn't realize that

I misspelled the word 'privileges' above ... hmmm ... can't edit our posts


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-17-2007, 10:42 PM

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Cardinal, I cannot help but notice that you have full posting priveleges here, while we unsaved trash do not ... and yet you are of the cathy-lick church, considered by the pastors here to be of the devil ...

... I can only conclude that yoooou must be someone very very special indeed, Your Eminence
If you subscribe as a vBulletin member you are awarded all the perks. Stray far from jealousy, child. Do not fault me for not being a tight wad. The One True Church can afford to post with style.

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Yes, someone with very special ACLU Joo laywers. Fricking court order makes him a member.
Do not exaggerate, my baptist yokel friend. No need for any lawyers or court orders unless they attempt to take my paid privileges away. And believe me, I've let them know the Vatican will NOT be toyed with.


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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-18-2007, 12:06 AM

Anyway, Cardinal Maul, what powers do you have which I do not (Messageboardwise)?


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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-18-2007, 12:27 AM

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If you subscribe as a vBulletin member you are awarded all the perks. Stray far from jealousy, child. Do not fault me for not being a tight wad. The One True Church can afford to post with style.
Hey Cardinal! ---

So you're saying that if I were to subscribe (paid subscriptions found in our User CP?) --- say the Landover Gold Tither at 50.00 per year --- then I would be promoted automatically from this god-forsaken Unsaved Trash usergroup?

Are you saying I could have a nice aqua-blue color for my name and the title of Member (even though of course I am still unsaved according to Landover's beliefs)?

I'd appreciate a speedy answer right in this thread, Your Eminence, because I can't send a pm to anybody --- hate to think of being stuck like this, ya know?



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-18-2007, 02:48 AM

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If you subscribe as a vBulletin member you are awarded all the perks.
Hello again ---

I've looked at my User CP and see that there is an option to chose from three different paid subscriptions, and then it shows how to pay using the Paypal option.

That's fine! --- and in another thread earlier today, the good Sister Lateefa did her best to explain it to me. But I'm not sure of the following things ---

(1) Does that mean a vBulletin membership?
(2) Does that mean that I would automatically be promoted to Member, as you are, Cardinal?
(3) Do PERKS mean I would then have the missing options on my screen, to edit my posts and send personal messages, and so on?

--- appreciate it, thanks!



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-18-2007, 03:01 AM

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Anyway, Cardinal Maul, what powers do you have which I do not (Messageboardwise)?
Probably the ability to edit his posts, to send Personal Messages...stuff like that.
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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-19-2007, 04:40 PM

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Hello again ---

I've looked at my User CP and see that there is an option to chose from three different paid subscriptions, and then it shows how to pay using the Paypal option.

That's fine! --- and in another thread earlier today, the good Sister Lateefa did her best to explain it to me. But I'm not sure of the following things ---

(1) Does that mean a vBulletin membership?
(2) Does that mean that I would automatically be promoted to Member, as you are, Cardinal?
(3) Do PERKS mean I would then have the missing options on my screen, to edit my posts and send personal messages, and so on?

--- appreciate it, thanks!

Looks like you took some initiative. Satisfied?


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Looks like you took some initiative. Satisfied?
Yes, very satisfied, thank you Cardinal Bishop! Praise!



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-19-2007, 11:03 PM

Hope everything goes allright...


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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-19-2007, 11:39 PM

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Funny, it just kinda happened to me.
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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-19-2007, 11:46 PM

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Funny, it just kinda happened to me.
Wow ... did they give you membership without having to tithe?

If they did, good for them! ... you deserve it


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Default Re: Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul, Cardinal Maul... - 07-21-2007, 09:37 AM

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Wow ... did they give you membership without having to tithe?

If they did, good for them! ... you deserve it
He's a special case. Have you ever tried getting money out of a Joo?


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He's a special case. Have you ever tried getting money out of a Joo?
Yeah, I guess he's a special case 'cause he said he didn't have a credit card and didn't wanna rip off his parents


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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