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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 01:17 AM

Whatever does that have to do with Indian sex manuals?

Don't you know that we don't mock Jesus here?


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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 01:49 AM

How DARE you say that I would try and insult the almighty!
A Christian can not be accused of any wrongdoing. Romans 8:33

You should be ashamed of yourself. You claim to be a true christian yet you have no respect for thy fellow man. You probably wouldn't even know how to clean the firing pin of a hangun.


Forgivness is only for those that deserve it.
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 03:41 AM

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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 09:01 AM

We don't worship Jeebus here. I shun thee.


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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 11:12 AM

I appologise for my infraction againest your almighty guidence. It must have been a spelling mistake.

Jeebus is only a term. Same as Jesus, it is only the translation. Or do you want to get into a debate about the translations of the bible itself?

I was not using his name in vane I was declaring his name to a familiar audience so they can be saved in their own vile language. You must save sinners.


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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 11:32 AM

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I appologise for my infraction againest your almighty guidence. It must have been a spelling mistake.

Jeebus is only a term. Same as Jesus, it is only the translation. Or do you want to get into a debate about the translations of the bible itself?

I was not using his name in vane I was declaring his name to a familiar audience so they can be saved in their own vile language. You must save sinners.
What part of Godless australia are you from? And which false church are you a "reverend" at?

If you continue to mock Jesus, you will be banned just like your abo buddies.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 01:09 PM

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What part of Godless australia are you from? And which false church are you a "reverend" at?

If you continue to mock Jesus, you will be banned just like your abo buddies.

People like your good self, do seem to prove that there will never be enough chlorine.

My question still stands, you claim to love Jesus Christ Our Lord, yet only follow the lords first words. Why are the stories of your Saviour Jesus Christ as told in The Bible V2 not accepted by you as the word of our lord almighty in the same way as the KJ ? I read and grow from the reading from both texts.

I'm sure the answer is not far from my grasp.
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-13-2008, 01:17 PM

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People like your good self, do seem to prove that there will never be enough chlorine.

My question still stands, you claim to love Jesus Christ Our Lord, yet only follow the lords first words. Why are the stories of your Saviour Jesus Christ as told in The Bible V2 not accepted by you as the word of our lord almighty in the same way as the KJ ? I read and grow from the reading from both texts.

I'm sure the answer is not far from my grasp.
What on earth are you talking about? There is only one true Bible; the KJV1611 Authorized version.

And what's with the chlorine remark? Are you that weback who cleans my pool?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-14-2008, 03:28 AM

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If you continue to mock Jesus, you will be banned just like your abo buddies.
But Jesus doesn't exist in the one true bible.

Please explain how someone can mock someone who doesn't feature in the only text you follow ?

Are you getting out of your depth?
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But Jesus doesn't exist in the one true bible.

Please explain how someone can mock someone who doesn't feature in the only text you follow ?

Are you getting out of your depth?
"Shovel" as in "shovel BS"?



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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-14-2008, 11:42 AM

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But Jesus doesn't exist in the one true bible.

Please explain how someone can mock someone who doesn't feature in the only text you follow ?

Are you getting out of your depth?
Are on narcotics? Maybe mentally unstable?

Are you seriously trying to tell us that Jesus Christ, the only begotten son of God, is not mentioned in the Holy KJV1611 Bible?

To paraphrase Brother BJ; What kind of b.s. are you shoveling?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-22-2008, 06:51 PM

{glares at topic starter} You're sure it wasn't her husband who got the book? Maybe he finds standard missionary to not be sufficiently pleasurable for himself, and/or freely chose to let your daughter enjoy more pleasure (that situation IS arousing for many men; such a man is gratified that he's succeeding in giving his wife pleasure)...And that DOESN'T mean that he has a demon problem, necessarily.

{sigh} You make it sound like the Bible runs on an "Everything not compulsory is forbidden" mechanism...But where is the evidence for that?
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{glares at topic starter} You're sure it wasn't her husband who got the book? Maybe he finds standard missionary to not be sufficiently pleasurable for himself, and/or freely chose to let your daughter enjoy more pleasure (that situation IS arousing for many men; such a man is gratified that he's succeeding in giving his wife pleasure)...And that DOESN'T mean that he has a demon problem, necessarily.

{sigh} You make it sound like the Bible runs on an "Everything not compulsory is forbidden" mechanism...But where is the evidence for that?
Were is the evidence for what friend? You have to be specific. Theology is all in the details and there are a lot of details in scripture.



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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-22-2008, 07:01 PM

((I think you forgot to include a post edit button...))

By the way, Hatchet...After looking at what you did to your children and wife, I have to wonder if you suffer (no pun intended) anyone to strike you in that measure. (I suppose it's that God constantly strikes you...I'm not sure what it would be with; lightning would kill you in short measure...)

Do you really think, though, that God would intentionally make humanity so frail that they'd fall into ceaseless corruption without ceaseless beating? Truth be told, it makes God look inept, as though he's incapable of making his creatures sin-resistant from the beginning. What would he have to lose from that?
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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-22-2008, 07:04 PM

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Evidence that God regards all things not declared compulsory in the Bible as forbidden.
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Evidence that God regards all things not declared compulsory in the Bible as forbidden.
Do you see anywhere in the Bible where God says "Anything I haven't mentioned is allowed." Don't be a fool friend, you're on a slippery slope to hell.
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Do you really think, though, that God would intentionally make humanity so frail that they'd fall into ceaseless corruption without ceaseless beating? Truth be told, it makes God look inept, as though he's incapable of making his creatures sin-resistant from the beginning. What would he have to lose from that?
We were just discussing this friend.

You see God is justice. As justice God needs to punish sin. To do that He needs sinners. However He can not just create sinners to punish because that wouldn’t be just. So, in His wisdom and mercy, He creates creatures that are so wicked they deserve to be punished just for the crime of existing. After that all He simply has to do is create of world for these creatures and let them follow their natural evil tendencies. Since giving these evil creatures no chance to redeem themselves is unfair He creates Jesus.

So you see His plan is quite competent. You may not like it, but that is because you are an inherently evil human. Take some responsibility for yourself and repent sinner like I did.



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Evidence that God regards all things not declared compulsory in the Bible as forbidden.
Think of it this way. When you're pulling out of a parking lot, you don't always see a stop sign there, do you? Does this mean you can pull directly out into traffic willy nilly? Of course not. It's the same way with the Word of GOD. Just because there isn't a verse that tells us not to fornicate with our siblings while riding a unicycle, that doesn't mean we should.


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Default Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN) - 02-22-2008, 09:02 PM

Hatchet, you are a monster and a disgusting human being!!!!!!
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