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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-21-2010, 08:46 AM

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Isn't it a Shame the dirty pagans attempted to Steal the Blessed Birthday of the Christ, swiping all of our good HolyDay Traditions with it?

DECEMBER 25 CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF BABY JESU AND NOTHING ELSE AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!!!
Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-21-2010, 04:17 PM

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Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.
Oh, so now we have an intellectual on our Godly board!

So tell me this: When are you gonna quit grinching our Jesus?
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-21-2010, 06:10 PM

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Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.
That just shows how truly pathetic you pagans are. Not only do you try and ruin Jesus' special day, but you can't even get the date right.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-22-2010, 07:35 AM

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That just shows how truly pathetic you pagans are. Not only do you try and ruin Jesus' special day, but you can't even get the date right.
The winter solstice has nothing to do with Jesus.
The winter solstice marks the shortest day/longest night of the year.
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-22-2010, 02:41 PM

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The winter solstice has nothing to do with Jesus.
You're Damn tootin', Sis!

So maybe you're the "Jinx" that came to spoil our Christmas?

Go Home and wait for your evil Santy Claus. He'll be along any minute now, I am too Sure
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:12 AM

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You're Damn tootin', Sis!

So maybe you're the "Jinx" that came to spoil our Christmas?

Go Home and wait for your evil Santy Claus. He'll be along any minute now, I am too Sure
I haven't believed in Santa Claus since I was 6.
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-23-2010, 09:00 AM

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Winter Solstice is the 21st, not the 25th.
Actually this year it was the 20th. Doesn't matter it's still a Godless celebration.


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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-23-2010, 11:07 AM

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Isn't it a Shame the dirty pagans attempted to Steal the Blessed Birthday of the Christ, swiping all of our good HolyDay Traditions with it?

DECEMBER 25 CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF BABY JESU AND NOTHING ELSE AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!!!
I bumped into a pagan who tried to tell me that Jesus was born in the Spring. More tricks from the dark ones. They were also responsible for Helloween
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-23-2010, 02:05 PM

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I bumped into a pagan who tried to tell me that Jesus was born in the Spring. More tricks from the dark ones. They were also responsible for Helloween
For someone with (no offense) a rather suspect name you show some wisdom.

Now! Want to hear a Good one? I once heard some weirdo Proclaim that Jesus was really Born in.......July!

Also that the Baby Christ was actually a snail. I'm still looking into that one.....
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-24-2010, 12:44 AM

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I bumped into a pagan who tried to tell me that Jesus was born in the Spring. More tricks from the dark ones. They were also responsible for Helloween




Of course they were. Probably those pagans were responsible for everything you don't agree with,too.

Its just SO handy to have a scapegoat,huh.

http://www.essortment.com/all/christmaspagan_rece.htm


"In 350, Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25. There is little doubt that he was trying to make it as painless as possible for pagan Romans (who remained a majority at that time) to convert to Christianity. The new religion went down a bit easier, knowing that their feasts would not be taken away from them."


I think its called 'pandering to the Christians.'


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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-24-2010, 02:06 PM

OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod. Elizabeth Taylor has come to sully our Godly Board - Just in time to ruin our Christmas
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-30-2010, 08:25 AM

after wasting so much time earlier debating this exact same topic on another thread, i have been brought to realize that they really did try to hijack Christmas and turn it into something wrong. for anyone that had to read those post, i would like to apolagize for my misguided interpretation of things.
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Default Re: Happy Winter Solstice, Christians - NOT!!! - 12-30-2010, 12:30 PM

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after wasting so much time earlier debating this exact same topic on another thread, i have been brought to realize that they really did try to hijack Christmas and turn it into something wrong. for anyone that had to read those post, i would like to apolagize for my misguided interpretation of things.
Apology accepted. Not stop putting stuff in your behind and start studying the Holy Bible!


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after wasting so much time earlier debating this exact same topic on another thread, i have been brought to realize that they really did try to hijack Christmas and turn it into something wrong. for anyone that had to read those post, i would like to apolagize for my misguided interpretation of things.
You made a rather nice Amends, ncarroll. Think of how much better it will get if you stay here long enough to set u[p a regular Tithing schedule with our Godly (and awfully Cute!) Pastors!!!

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