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Joe-Pa Being Punted Out of Heaven!!! -
07-23-2012, 03:59 PM
Beloved Joe Paterno is being bootedasked to leave Heaven.
At one time, he was granted guaranteed access to Heaven on a 'Pastors Plan' for being the winningest coach in NCAA history. However, being his wins are being stripped from him due to his personal involvement with the Sandusky incident, he also looses his "Heaven Game Ball" package. It looks like he will be hiking his balls to Satan for all of eternity now!
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The NCAA took unprecedented actions against Penn State on Monday in response to the Jerry Sandusky child sexual molestation scandal, fining the school $60 million, cutting scholarships for four years, imposing a four-year postseason ban and vacating all wins from 1998-2011.
Vacating the wins means the late Joe Paterno no longer is the winningest major college football coach in history.
The actions were unprecedented both for their severity and how they unfolded. The normal NCAA enforcement process did not take place. Instead, NCAA president Mark Emmert gained approval from the board of directors for the penalties. The board is made up of 22 college presidents and chancellors.
Edward J. Ray, the NCAA executive committee chairman and president of Oregon State, said, "Not only does the NCAA have the authority to act in this case, we also have the responsibility."
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Joe-Pa Being Punted Out of Heaven!!! -
07-23-2012, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Beloved Joe Paterno is being bootedasked to leave Heaven.
At one time, he was granted guaranteed access to Heaven on a 'Pastors Plan' for being the winningest coach in NCAA history. However, being his wins are being stripped from him due to his personal involvement with the Sandusky incident, he also looses his "Heaven Game Ball" package. It looks like he will be hiking his balls to Satan for all of eternity now!
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I particularly like the way they punish the players, too . . . even the ones who just started this year, who never even met Paterno or Sandusky.
No scholarships for them! No post-season bowl games to help them show their stuff for NFL scouts!
That's showing 'em!
Maybe some of them will transfer to a nice Christian school and find Jesus, instead of focusing their brief earthly lives on football, raping children, and getting drunk like they all do at Penn State.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Joe-Pa Being Punted Out of Heaven!!! -
07-23-2012, 04:40 PM
Guilt by association.
You alway have to keep heathens at arms length. Those that did not want to be part of the scandal could simply of chosen another school. Better still, they should of opted for home schooling.
There is never any rape at home.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Joe-Pa Being Punted Out of Heaven!!! -
07-24-2012, 03:31 AM
They're all queers at that school. That's why Jesus directed the NCAA to smite their program.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Joe-Pa Being Punted Out of Heaven!!! -
07-24-2012, 03:52 AM
Heaven? I thought he was a papist.
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Re: Joe-Pa Being Punted Out of Heaven!!! -
07-24-2012, 03:53 AM
I think we're all being too quick to judge Joe Pat and Sandusky here, let alone this fine school with the fine history of amazing American football! (Not that gay europistani 'football'). Where is the condemnation for the little hussies who tempted these fine men into a life of sin? These little sicko sinners brought down some of America's most honored men with their perverted temptations. It's just not right.
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Re: Joe-Pa Being Punted Out of Heaven!!! -
07-28-2012, 07:29 PM
My guess is that if they paid as much attention to the legal records of the little monster boys, whom, as men have come out with these allegations, we would learn who the real truth tellers are here.
Joe-Pa and Sandusky were men doing the Lord's work of building great football teams. These punks were just hanging around for attention.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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