This headline, which my "black ops" people uncovered this morning while reading the communist Huffingtonpost web site, intrigues me:
Quote:
Sharron Angle Campaigned Against Black Football Jerseys On Religious Grounds: Color is 'Thoroughly Evil'
Nevada Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle once partook in a campaign against a local high school's use of black football jerseys, arguing that the dark color was ungodly and wicked, Bill Roberts of Nevada's Pahrump Valley Times recently reported.
It was Homecoming of 1992 and Nevada's Tonopah High School football was seeking to depart from their school colors, specifically in wearing black jerseys instead of the usual red and white. The uniform change was meant to be a display of solidarity; the year before, the team had suffered an embarrassing loss at the hands of a rival that had, up to that point, been winless. The Homecoming game in 1992 was their chance to make up for that plaguing defeat in front of the whole school, and they wanted to do something special to build the team's spirits.
Enter Sharron Angle and her color-crusading cohort...
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Obama's high school football team in Kenya, wearing black jerseys
I find this interesting for a number of reasons. First off, my company is the major supplier of football jerseys to American high schools. We make the jerseys in China for 75 cents a piece, and sell them to the schools for a mere $40 each. So it behooves us to know what colors are acceptable.
Another reason why I'm very interested is that it would appear that Sharron Angle is obviously presidential material. If Sarah Palin is unavailable in 2012 (perhaps due to another pregnancy or two), Sharron Angle would be an excellent fall-back candidate. Previously we were thinking of Michelle Bachman, but she might be too liberal.
Anyway, I agree with Sharron that black is an evil color. Look at all the negative things that are black: electrical blackouts, black magic, black holes, Black History Month, Obama, etc.
Africa, the black continent - the home of evil
Of course, there are a few positives, like Blackwater and black ops. Still, I think it's fair to say that the word "black" is generally evil, and can be a useful term in whipping up a Tea Party frenzy that will prove helpful in upcoming elections.