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Default War on Catholics - Another Battle Won - 12-18-2017, 10:50 PM

The Landover Baptist Church has been relentless in informing the public about the papist Vatican and their nefarious attempts at world domination of their false religion. True Christians™ everywhere can praise Jesus for putting Donald Trump in charge of Washington DC and putting a stop to their attempts to recruit new members to Satan's minions.

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DC Metro defends its war on Catholics this Christmas
Rachel Mullen - Posted at 3:01 pm on December 17, 2017

The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority threw down the hammer on the Catholic Church last month when it rejected a rather benign Christmas ad for the Church’s website FindThePerfectGift.org.

The Church turned around and sued the DC Metro claiming a violation of First Amendment rights. The Archdiocese of Washington said it in a statement the ad “conveys a simple message of hope, and an invitation to participate in the Christmas season.”

The ad itself has no words with an overtly religious message. It shows a silhouette of shepherds gazing up at the stars. The ad mentions the website which has Mass times in the DC area as well as Christmas activities.

The website also encourages people to donate their time and treasure to help those who are less fortunate. There is a video promoting becoming involved in feeding the hungry through St. Maria’s Meals.



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The Metro accepts advertisements for hookup websites but has become hostile towards the Archdiocese’s ad claiming it is offensive. Perhaps the Church’s ad would have been acceptable if Santa Claus was plastered all over it.

The Archdiocese asked U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson to grant a preliminary injunction that would allow the ads to run during the Christmas season. She ruled against that on Monday and the Church immediately filed an appeal the next day.

On Friday, WMATA responded to the Appeals Court by claiming The Archdiocese’s First Amendment claims are without merit and not worthy of the “extraordinary relief it demands.”

The Metro’s actions appear to reflect the concerns of people who believe there is a War on Christmas. The transit authority picks winners and losers with their advertisements. The Archdiocese’s ad is not hostile and it’s hard to understand why it would be considered offensive as it even leads to a website which promotes good works.

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https://hotair.com/archives/2017/12/...ics-christmas/


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The Landover Baptist Church has been relentless in informing the public about the papist Vatican and their nefarious attempts at world domination of their false religion. True Christians™ everywhere can praise Jesus for putting Donald Trump in charge of Washington DC and putting a stop to their attempts to recruit new members to Satan's minions.
Sneaky, that's the term for those DC Catholics. But President Trump was more than their equal and called them out. The world has too many Catholics already and doesn't need more.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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The ad itself has no words with an overtly religious message. It shows a silhouette of shepherds gazing up at the stars. The ad mentions the website which has Mass times in the DC area as well as Christmas activities.
You can see why the Catlix think that shepherds, stars and Christian worship are not "religious" - Catlix are the Servants of the Anti-Christ.
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The Archdiocese asked U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson to grant a preliminary injunction that would allow the ads to run during the Christmas season.
The Archdiocese might want to run it in the middle of January if it has nothing to do with the Birth Of Humankind's Savior...





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The website also encourages people to donate their time and treasure
I was so amazed at that I had to check and yes that is what they want you to do. How on earth does giving treasure to an already bloated Vatican help anyone? If Frank Liar had the remotest interest in hungry people or any others in need he'd sell off some of the treasure they've already gotten. For a start how about this tacky ensemble, look pretty cool dangling inside the gold plated Maybach.
Then for dessert, and wouldn't it be a cake of magnificence if the right Joyboy could be found to take this monstrosity off their hands? Hideous and excessively ornate marble alcove c/w stuffed pope (or replica thereof, I wouldn't put anything past this bunch of crooks so due diligence before purchase recommended)
From the hideously grotesque to the grotesquely hideous, all tastes are included. And what could be classier than a lapis-lazuli and ruby encrusted hot tub than installing one in your stretch Hummer? Why, sipping chilled vodka from a ghastly unmatched pair of repulsive goblets of course!
They'd bring in quite a few sandwiches for the needy IF he cared. But he doesn't. There's plenty more where those came from. This eyesore for instance could run up nicely if a couple of metalheads were after it at auction for their tour bus. But the thing is, really, what would happen if treasures were donated? Frank won't sell his but he wants yours. Even broken scraps of treasure. Well, that has actually been answered, the donations were made. Are the poor now fed? Have the lame been supplied with leg braces? How can I put this nicely? Oh. That's right. I can't.

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a silversmith..has crafted one of the more beautiful treasures you will see: a silver chalice made from old jewelry donated by more than 800 people from across the United States. This silversmith melted the useless scraps into a priceless treasure. A map of the United States occupies the center of the chalice with good reason.

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Where do you think I could get these by the dozen? It's too late to order as a Christmas gift now, but maybe I could give a set like this to Pastor Zeke for his birthday. After all, they would match perfectly the overall decor of his dining room:


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I've always admired Pastor's taste, appropriate but not showy for a man who witnesses to certain heathens who have yet to learn that although man looks on the outward appearance God looks on the heart. Some of them are catholics, I'm sure, and Zeke would not shy away from them where hearts were to be won, for The Lord. I have spoken to my goldsmith and we've altered the gaudy thing by grinding away and then adding some gold to the medallions (which contained blasphemous images in contravention of Deuteronomy 27:15) and there was another shell pattern engraved (as one might expect from papists who'd never heard of Exodus 20:4) so I've found some golden topaz to substitute there. I'm sure these will appeal to Vladimir if he drops in, who knows? Perhaps this shade of an already attractive stone would be the conversation piece bringing him more fully to Jesus.

Since goldsmithing is not a trade associated with people who celebrate Christmas, but who nevertheless seem to charge treble time and a half around this time of year, the job could be ready for new year. I'll send them around and you can arrange them on the table as a surprise if you like. The finished design is much more tasteful and will fit in perfectly.
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I've always admired Pastor's taste, appropriate but not showy for a man who witnesses to certain heathens who have yet to learn that although man looks on the outward appearance God looks on the heart. Some of them are catholics, I'm sure, and Zeke would not shy away from them where hearts were to be won, for The Lord. I have spoken to my goldsmith and we've altered the gaudy thing by grinding away and then adding some gold to the medallions (which contained blasphemous images in contravention of Deuteronomy 27:15) and there was another shell pattern engraved (as one might expect from papists who'd never heard of Exodus 20:4) so I've found some golden topaz to substitute there. I'm sure these will appeal to Vladimir if he drops in, who knows?
Beloved Sister Mitza, thank you so much for putting me in contact with Mr. Goldstein!

The goblets that he came up with are simply marvelous:



I have gifted them to our Pastor for the New Year and they certainly do match the room decor:



Thank you again, Sister Mitza. While Mr. Goldstein is a hellbound killer of Jesus, he is certainly quite handy with gold and precious stones.
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That room really is divine. (Get it?-Divine as in worthy of Our Lord. Ha, ha. I've got a million of 'em.) What I don't understand is the rug with that almost starkly spare greek key design. Did a bunch of Spartans barge in and demand a boring floor covering? I mean, black and white is sooo . . . Quakerish, you know? The touch of gold braid is barely noticable. Why even bother, I wonder.


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They do brighten the room up a bit! Glad you were able to get something for Zeke, and Goldie has a good eye for detail even if some of his hobbies are, unusual.

The carpet square looks soft but I don't expect to be barging in and tripping over like a pest while they're discussing Christ's teaching or interrupting a prayer meeting. I'm happy just to read The Bible and rely on the Pastors for guidance.

It amazes me how devout popery remains in opposition to Jesus. Frank is putting on a super display of the hypocrisy especially going on about poverty. Just one gem encrusted skeleton view several here would feed Africa! It's quite large but has less population than China or India and less demanding culinary requirements.


Take Valerius [ABOVE] for instance. They look some good sized sapphires in the eye sockets, at least 10 ct ea., I'd say. And the rubies. Tend to be more expensive detail shall we say 40 ct on the jawbone? The Africans are not absolutely starving to death, mostly I think they just murder one another, so an additional income level around $10 weekly would easily double the food. If any's for sale. In this brothel-themed warehouse they have a Hyacinth and a Clemens displayed for cadaver oglers which together with the other obscene ornaments any unprincipled money-laundering bordello (other than the Vatican) would snap up for an undignified fortune and even if the major bling only fetched $1,000,000/ct those Africans would soon be on crème brûlée, if they could walk past the grenade shop that is.

But Frank doesn't care. He's poverty now. Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair. Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal wreck the monstrous lies pile up in emerald form, with pearls and the other stuff yes this is a new magic poverty only Frank can see.


We are richly blessed to have Zeke leading a Pastoral Team who only have table settings for normal uses and who only accept items suited for the meetings they have, sometimes with influential people accustomed to specific standards, in the furthering of God's witness to heathens in need of Salvation and even to catholics some of whom may not yet have blasphemed to an irredeemable extent. I'm glad to see the styles for the goblets have eliminated any idolatrous elements. They fit in very well.
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Default Re: War on Catholics - Another Battle Won - 01-17-2018, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden View Post
That room really is divine. (Get it?-Divine as in worthy of Our Lord. Ha, ha. I've got a million of 'em.) What I don't understand is the rug with that almost starkly spare greek key design. Did a bunch of Spartans barge in and demand a boring floor covering? I mean, black and white is sooo . . . Quakerish, you know? The touch of gold braid is barely noticable. Why even bother, I wonder.


The rug is indeed useless. In addition to you folks still failing to deliver by jet plane, I cannot really entertain Donnie until he can rest his golf-weary feet on a decent rug. Preferably Persian/ornamental with gold and platinum threads woven into the fabric. This one is only between 2-4 million $.



The modified tithing schedule, btw, will be on billboards later today. Read Leviticus 27:31 if you wish to complain and that's it.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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