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Default "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 08:14 PM

I visited your home page and saw the "My mom is a witch" contest however the bible teaches to honor their mother and father. How do u explain this blasphemy ?
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Default Re: "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 08:29 PM

Are you saying that if you knew for a fact that your Mother was a witch (A WITCH!), you wouldn't have her burned up?

What on Earth is wrong with you?


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Default Re: "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 08:31 PM

Child, what home page?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 08:48 PM

As a proud Wiccan womyn, it is always a pleasure to read about families who are able to accept and be proud of the womyn in their lives who decide to follow the Craft. It warms my heart to find a group of liberal, tolerant Christians who are proud of the fact that their mothers have come out of the broom closet. Not many Christian groups find it so easy to be so accepting! Truly Landover, the Triple Goddesses smile on you in your quest to embrace diversity of faith and your acceptance of magyck practicing womyn. In accordance to the Rule of Three, I am sure you will be rewarded for this projection of positive energy into the cosmos.

Blessed be, my diversity-embracing Christian friends

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A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 09:20 PM

Sorry, I don't speak pagan. Are you talking about global womyn?


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Default Re: "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 09:32 PM

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I visited your home page and saw the "My mom is a witch" contest however the bible teaches to honor their mother and father. How do u explain this blasphemy ?
The Bible does not contradict itself, fool.

Exodus 22:18 (King James Version) 18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Deuteronomy 18:9-12 (King James Version) 9When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. 10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. 11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. 12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

Leviticus 19:31 (King James Version) 31Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus 20:6 (King James Version) 6And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.


Leviticus 20:6 (King James Version) 6And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

Isaiah 47:13-14 (King James Version) 13Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. 14Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.


Leviticus 19:26 (King James Version) 26Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.


Zechariah 10:2 (King James Version) 2For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.

Malachi 3:5 (King James Version) 5And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.



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Default Re: "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 09:34 PM

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Sorry, I don't speak pagan. Are you talking about global womyn?
Yes friend, I speak of the womyn around the globe who have decided to follow in that noble, ancient pagan tradition known as Wicca and the men who support them. It warms my heart to know the Landoverians are a group who are proud of the mothers in their community who have decided to dedicate their lives to the pursuit of the magyckal Craft. Even though they may not share the same faith, I am sure the Landoverians and Wiccans can work together to forge a brighter tomorrow.

Just as Saul depended on the Witch of Endor, I promise you that you may depend on Wiccan womyn in your community.

Blessed be, my tolerant and enlightened Christian friends

Kassandra, Witch of Endor


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I visited your home page and saw the "My mom is a witch" contest however the bible teaches to honor their mother and father. How do u explain this blasphemy ?
You seem to have confused "honor" with "be kind to".

When you sign a contract with a bank or cell phone provider they will honor the contract, but they won't be nice to you, instead they'll wrangle even the last dime from your measly self.

When the Bible says to honor your father and mother it tells you to honor them, not be kind to them. Honor your parents by treating them as God wants them to be treated. A witch mother has to burn! Your honor is at stake here!


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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: "My mom is a witch" contest-question? - 10-09-2010, 10:10 PM

Doesn't God say everyone should be forgiven? and be treated with respect and fairness because we are all gods childern
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Doesn't God say everyone should be forgiven? and be treated with respect and fairness because we are all gods childern
What "Bible" are you reading from, son?

Everyone can be forgiven if they accept Jesus Christ as their personal LORD and Savior and follow every word God left for us in the Holy Bible (King James Version 1611).

John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


However, not everyone will or should be forgiven, because not everyone is a True Christian™. In fact, the Bible tells us that very few people will be forgiven.

Matthew 7:13-14
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Witches are clearly not True Christians™, and they will have their part in the lake of fire.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Further, not everyone is a son of God. Only True Christians™ can be said to be God's children.

John 1:12
But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

Romans 8:14
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Doesn't God say everyone should be forgiven? and be treated with respect and fairness because we are all gods childern
Why don't you pick up a KJV 1611 and see what it actually says instead of going by hearsay?

Ever played the Chinese Whispers game? And noticed how distorted the message is in transit? Your knowledge of the Bible is as distorted.


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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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