[Bubba Buck]

I am sick and tired of seeing menstrual blood when I want to take a nice walk on the sidewalks. I am sick and tired of women leaving blood stains on bus seats. Nobody wants to see your blood. I am also sick and tired of seeing bloody tampons in the portapotty down at the gas station! Not only is it gross, but tampons steal your virginity. Isn't there some town ordinance in Landover that requires your wife to wear a diaper? If so, I propose that we send the Mayor of Freehold to Washington DC and discuss this matter with President Trump. Surely he keeps his wife Melania in diapers. Why is it not federal law yet? Is it because Congress is unable to pass the vote? What's holding it up? I must know.