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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:12 PM

Okay for you sister

I'm sorry Jesus


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:13 PM

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There is no Hex. Wytches Don't hex people. Grow up.
Wiccans generally don't.
But I daresay a great deal of practicing witches would disagree with you.



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:22 PM

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Wiccans generally don't.
But I daresay a great deal of practicing witches would disagree with you.
As has been clearly demonstrated in these pages, there is no difference between witches and wiccians, as they as one and the same.

Jesus will be disposing of the lot of you when He returns to earth with a huge sword sticking out of His mouth. And I can't WAIT to see that!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:23 PM

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Yes. I'm 20 and Female. What ist your point? By merely pointing out facts about myself you fail to prove any insult. I have black hair to and green eyes.. wow Who would have thought!
My point should be pretty obvious. (But maybe not for the mentally lacking.)
You accuse someone of being young and foolish, despite these two facts:

1. You're young yourself.
2. You're a woman, the very epitome of foolishness.
Can you spell "hypocrisy", kraut?


Enjoy Hell!


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13

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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:33 PM

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IDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!!!!!!!!!!

(Oh - that was for Brother Green. Sister M&M, perhaps we can make it a double Wedding?

This still won't give Sinners permission to sing, "Here Comes the Bride! Big, Fat & Wide!")



Hot Diggity!


I love it when a good Christian lady can not say too many times of how much she loves a good GOD-fearin' BIBLE-believin' GUN-totin' Christian man!


Just wait till you see the wedding dress I picked out for you to wear! In no way will you look like a harlot, I assure you. This dress will cover every part of you delicate Christian body. No wardrobe malfunctions will be possible.

And I hope NOBODY attending will sing "Here Comes the groom; Everyone leave the room!"


Also, despite my name I ask that nobody turn the colour of it when I plant a Godly kiss on my bride-to-be. However if you do attend, it doesn't hurt to to give us precious gifts also associated with my name!



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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-21-2007, 11:36 PM

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It's finally happening! After much searching, praying (a WHOLE lot of praying!), consulting with pastors, and rigorous rounds of testing for my potential suitors, it's been narrowed down to one Godly True Christian™ man who proposed to me after church this morning while we waiting for our orders at Denny's! Praise Jesus!
The gentleman I will be submitting to for the rest of my life is, and I'm sure you all know him, Brother Joseph Whitford! Yes, that Joseph Whitford!
For those not Saved and never had the good fortune to meet Mr. Whitford, he is a successful gratuate of Betty Bowers' BASH program, and who better to compliment an ex-sodomite than an ex-nun who has indulged in unnatural flesh herself? We are both damaged goods, so we're perfectly suited for each other as no pure True Christian™ would want to touch either one of us.
It gets even better! Mr. Whitford is already a Platinum Tither, so I will be stepping up a notch from my Double Gold Tither status, and I'm certainly looking forward to the change in neighborhood and improved parking at church (not that I'll be driving myself there anymore, but the walk will still be shorter). If there is any concern that the income from his successful chain of beauty salons (all made over quite masculinely since his rehabilitation) will be diluted from both of us tithing from it, no worries. My new collection of Born Again Dolls is selling like hotcakes, and once we say "I do" I will sign full ownership of the company over to him.
We're also in full agreement on intimate matters. We both feel strongly that we shouldn't "know" each other except to produce little soldiers for Christ. In fact, he wants to put some pictures of Jesus Himself around our bedroom to help remind him of this and carry him through when we must perform that unmentionable act.
Now the question is which pastor he will ask to perform the service.
It goes without saying that all my True Christian™ friends are invited. Mr. Whitford has even graciously allowed me to choose my own maid of honor and bridesmaids!

As for my time here, I will continue for now, but once we're wed, it will all depend on if my dear husband allows me or not.

GLORY!
I'll assume that you're having...children....which can only mean that the son of satan will walk among us!
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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 12:10 AM

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! !!!!!!!!
I can't wait to see that either! Oh brother!!!



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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 12:15 AM

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My point should be pretty obvious. (But maybe not for the mentally lacking.)
You accuse someone of being young and foolish, despite these two facts:

1. You're young yourself.
2. You're a woman, the very epitome of foolishness.
Can you spell "hypocrisy", kraut?


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Woman is natures default. Man is natures abnormailty. Besides you are almost erraditcated. The y chromosome ( which is only half a chromosome aww bless em ) Is shrinking. More woman are born each year. We can multi-taske, we are adaptable and we can withstand a pain you men could never tolerate, aka Childbirth. You need us. We dont' need you. We can make children through science now. You can't. And quite frankly all these nonsense about the weaker sex, is a load of old fuddy duddy that some men made up to keep woman down.

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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 12:23 AM

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There is no hex my dear, please believe me. I only wished you well. And Porridge is made from OATS not christian children. I'd invest in some it would help the aggression.
Friend, how is eating oats supposed to calm anyone down? I don't know about you, but if I were forced to chomp through a bowl of tasteless gruel fit only for mules, Scotsmen and Slavs, it'd make me angrier, not calmer. The only way porridge makes you calm is if you've been throwing the Devil's Weed into the mix - typical unsaved behaviour.
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! !!!!!!!!
I can't wait to see that either! Oh brother!!!
Do not mock the Lord!
Revelation 2:16 Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth.

And that's not just metaphorical, either:
Revelation 19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
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Woman is natures default. Man is natures abnormailty. Besides you are almost erraditcated. The y chromosome ( which is only half a chromosome aww bless em ) Is shrinking. More woman are born each year. We can multi-taske, we are adaptable and we can withstand a pain you men could never tolerate, aka Childbirth. You need us. We dont' need you. We can make children through science now. You can't. And quite frankly all these nonsense about the weaker sex, is a load of old fuddy duddy that some men made up to keep woman down.

A father can no create life, only a mother can.
So, another Solanosite feminazi? Typical kraut - I suppose you couldn't find any yids to persecute, so you started on the men instead. Your genocidal terrorist threat to "erraditcate" men has been noted, logged, and reported to the appropriate authorities.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 12:27 AM

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Friend, how is eating oats supposed to calm anyone down? I don't know about you, but if I were forced to chomp through a bowl of tasteless gruel fit only for mules, Scotsmen and Slavs, it'd make me angrier, not calmer. The only way porridge makes you calm is if you've been throwing the Devil's Weed into the mix - typical unsaved behaviour.
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So, another Solanosite feminazi? Typical kraut - I suppose you couldn't find any yids to persecute, so you started on the men instead. Your genocidal terrorist threat to "erraditcate" men has been noted, logged, and reported to the appropriate authorities.
Oh do behaviour. I'm not a screaming Feminist Nazi. I don't emplore any Nazi ideals or tendencies. I believe in one simple ideal that you make all laugh at but, well everyone man/woman/jew/christain uzw are born equal. Humans are Humans, it is our journey through life that creates bad ones and good ones.

And you have never had a lovely big bowl of porriage with jam?? No sir do eat its a delicious dish that wakes you up.


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Woman is natures default. Man is natures abnormailty.
Oh, you're obviously one of those feminazi fools who've read the Scum manifest one time too many..
I'd like to see the women who could defeat men, not only are we smarter, but we're also alot stronger.

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Besides you are almost erraditcated. The y chromosome ( which is only half a chromosome aww bless em ) Is shrinking. More woman are born each year. We can multi-taske, we are adaptable and we can withstand a pain you men could never tolerate, aka Childbirth. You need us. We dont' need you. We can make children through science now. You can't. And quite frankly all these nonsense about the weaker sex, is a load of old fuddy duddy that some men made up to keep woman down.
YOU can make children without men? Through science?
This is laughable, to make a child, you ALWAYS need seed from a man.
What does that tell you, fool?

And without men, you wouldn't even have a purpose. Infact, you wouldn't have been created!
God created you from Adam's rib, as a helper to us men, to do the work that is beneath us:
Doing laundry, cooking, taking care of children etc etc etc

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A father can no create life, only a mother can.
Silly woman..
The womb is nothing but a field in which the mans seed can grow into another Christian soldier!
Without men, no children would ever be produced.
Also, God is a man, and men are His gender of preference, that's why He favors us above you, and why He made us more intelligent.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 12:30 AM

Wait I say you are almost erradicated? Thats not a threat my friend. Its a statement. The truth is the y chromosome is erradicating it is shrinking. Have I used the wrong verb for this? Does it make sense? I'm awfully tired.. And furder more you have insulted me. You call me a Kraut?? What is that! and a femnazi.


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Woman is natures default. Man is natures abnormailty. Besides you are almost erraditcated. The y chromosome ( which is only half a chromosome aww bless em ) Is shrinking... You need us. We dont' need you...
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Oh do behaviour. I'm not a screaming Feminist Nazi. I don't emplore any Nazi ideals or tendencies. I believe in one simple ideal that you make all laugh at but, well everyone man/woman/jew/christain uzw are born equal. Humans are Humans, it is our journey through life that creates bad ones and good ones.

And you have never had a lovely big bowl of porriage with jam?? No sir do eat its a delicious dish that wakes you up.
You talk about how some people are biologically superior to others and threaten to eradicate large groups of people, then claim not to be a feminazi and claim you think everyone is equal? Behaviour yourself! And first you claim that porridge calms you down (i.e., that it's a sedative), and now you're claiming that it wakes you up (i.e., that it's a stimulant) - how many pills do you have with your breakfast?

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Wait I say you are almost erradicated? Thats not a threat my friend. Its a statement. The truth is the y chromosome is erradicating it is shrinking. Have I used the wrong verb for this? Does it make sense? I'm awfully tired.. And furder more you have insulted me. You call me a Kraut?? What is that! and a femnazi.
A Kraut is short for a sauerkraut - a boche schweinhund, in other words. You are tired, drunk, and full of hatred and demons. Pray to Jesus and come back tomorrow.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 12:46 AM

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You talk about how some people are biologically superior to others and threaten to eradicate large groups of people, then claim not to be a feminazi and claim you think everyone is equal? Behaviour yourself! And first you claim that porridge calms you down (i.e., that it's a sedative), and now you're claiming that it wakes you up (i.e., that it's a stimulant) - how many pills do you have with your breakfast?


A Kraut is short for a sauerkraut - a boche schweinhund, in other words. You are tired, drunk, and full of hatred and demons. Pray to Jesus and come back tomorrow.

You put words in my mouth. I say the men are erradicated.. Now correct my words this means shrinking or dying out? The truth is it is happening. The Y chromosome is shinking. And as any scholar knows men have XY chromosomes and us gals have XX. You can Technically speaking and break the X chromosome into a Y chromosome and some scientists are working on it. If they do it successfully it would mean a woman can have a child simply but mixing on of her chromosomes with that of another womans to have a boy ( They can already have girls) This is done through genetical engineering? ( Am not sure of correct terms) And personaly I am not a interested. It almost sounds like we have gone to far. But I merely wished to address that woman can have children without a male. Al be it some way other then sex. ( again I'm not a fan of such proccedures simply because I wonder about the morality of such acts. It seems so percedual and cold)

I didn't say woman are superior I say we are natures default. There is a theory that everyone is born female until a enzyme in the fetus kicks in and allows testosturone to make a child male. Hence the name is an abnomarlity. I have a close friend who studies biology. So do not directly quote me on that one.

Please do not call me a Nazi. I find it extremely offencive and Juvernile.

And I am not a Femminist. I support both men and woman. we are equal in life.

And porriage.. right it is a complex carbohydrate that has a particular enzyme which is known to calm you down and it can release energy slowely through out the day.

I am tired. But not drunk nor full of hatred. Just Melancholish.melancholy?
for days gone by. Nothing more. You're a strange one.


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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 12:58 AM

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And I am not a Femminist. I support both men and woman. we are equal in life.
There is nothing "equal" about Men and women. The fact that you insist on cramming such feminazi propoganda down our throats reveals you for what you are.

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Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 01:01 AM

Look Stop calling me a Nazi. I can handle being called a feminist but not a Nazi, Because I am not. You can be a feminist and a Nazi okay. Woman were deemed nothing more then mothers and wives in nazi time. ruled by men. Call me a feminsit if it suits you, but a Nazi is deeply offencive to me.


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Thank you. That wasn't so hard now, was it? You apologized to Him for me, but now you should do it for yourself and your own eternal soul.

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I'll assume that you're having...children....which can only mean that the son of satan will walk among us!
There is no call for that!


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Look Stop calling me a Nazi. I can handle being called a feminist but not a Nazi, Because I am not. You can be a feminist and a Nazi okay. Woman were deemed nothing more then mothers and wives in nazi time. ruled by men. Call me a feminsit if it suits you, but a Nazi is deeply offencive to me.
We don't care what is deeply offensive to you..
You are VERY offensive to Jesus! But you don't see Him whining about it, now do you?
That's because God is a MAN and not some crying little girl.

Your opinons have revealed you to be a nazi and a feminist.
Thus, a feminazi. There is no need to sugarcoat the obvious truth.
You want to eradicate men in some kind of "final solution", and you subscribe to the nazi ideals of some humans as superior!


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married! - 03-22-2007, 01:10 AM

I've asked you nicely. I've been polite. You've twisted my words. very well My dear dear boy, show of your stupidity and use an oxymormon.


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Woman is natures default. Man is natures abnormailty. Besides you are almost erraditcated. The y chromosome ( which is only half a chromosome aww bless em ) Is shrinking. More woman are born each year. We can multi-taske, we are adaptable and we can withstand a pain you men could never tolerate, aka Childbirth. You need us. We dont' need you. We can make children through science now. You can't. And quite frankly all these nonsense about the weaker sex, is a load of old fuddy duddy that some men made up to keep woman down.

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what on earth is that supposed to mean? All science is done by men; women don't have the brains to understand it. And cloning is possible from both men and women's cells. And the y chromosome is shrinking? Have you been getting into Starfinders stash?


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