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Default Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-13-2013, 09:31 PM

My wife just popped another girls a day ago, and I figured it's never too early to look for a husband. I would like for the future husband to be a True Christian™ who would not hesitate to beat her if she deserves it.
I will personally look out for her virginity, or else I will personally stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-14-2013, 12:35 AM

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My wife just popped another girl...
I'm sorry for your loss, Brother. Hopefully she'll get it right next time.




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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-14-2013, 04:03 PM

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I'm sorry for your loss, Brother. Hopefully she'll get it right next time.
Loss? What wrong with having a girl? We should talk about a loss just when the child dies. Children are beautiful no matter their gender...

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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-14-2013, 05:56 PM

Sorry to hear the bad news Jack. Perhaps if you come rabbit hunting with the guys one of these weekends, you'll get over the shame.
It is easy hunting as the rabbits are in pens.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-14-2013, 08:06 PM

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Loss? What wrong with having a girl? We should talk about a loss just when the child dies. Children are beautiful no matter their gender...
There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.

Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-14-2013, 08:13 PM

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There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.

Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?
Friend, some people are obsessed with persecuting Christ through nagging and badgering His Followers. It's a sad time we live in, made only more rabid by the upcoming holiday season (the War on Christmas is upon us once again).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Friend, some people are obsessed with persecuting Christ through nagging and badgering His Followers. It's a sad time we live in, made only more rabid by the upcoming holiday season (the War on Christmas is upon us once again).
Thank you Dear Sister for reminding me it is the burden we bear for following Christ...for Satan desperately aims his followers at us.




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There are varying degrees of loss. While I would agree a stillborn child from a sinful womb is a greater loss, it is still an event worthy of bereavement when a hopeful father is presented with a daughter rather than a son.

Would you deny Brother Jack his rightful opportunity to mourn? Why do you hate him so?
What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it
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Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all?
I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.


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What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it
What kind of monster do you take me for?

God does not command us to kill our daughters anywhere in His Law. You come here to argue with us, deny Brother Jack his right to mourn, and yet you know nothing of the teachings of The Almighty.

To thee I must say, get on your knees, open up, and receive His Word!!!




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What's the problem with having a girl? Do you expect to live in a world with no women at all? A man who have a daughter must kill her? He must be ashamed and hide his baby from the world? You're very wrong, I don't know what do you have against women, but you need to stop it
I hope you are joking... I really do, how can you be so cruel? Here I am, looking for at least some support, which my brothers and sisters in Christ have provided me, and here you are, mocking me? You are a heartless beast, thats what you are...


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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-14-2013, 02:57 AM

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My wife just popped another girls a day ago, and I figured it's never too early to look for a husband. I would like for the future husband to be a True Christian™ who would not hesitate to beat her if she deserves it.
I will personally look out for her virginity, or else I will personally stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-15-2013, 11:45 PM

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My wife just popped another girls a day ago....
You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.


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Default Re: Looking for husband for my daughter - 11-16-2013, 04:11 AM

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You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.
Oh! Thank you for reminding me, I almost did a terrible mistake allowing her to go to church!


1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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