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Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 01:03 PM
Does God hate Finland? Just wanted to know.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 01:05 PM
Not sure about that one, but very probably.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 02:40 PM
What has Finland done to earn God's love?
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 03:08 PM
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What has Finland done to earn God's love?
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I can answer that one for you. Nothing
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 04:23 PM
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Does God hate Finland? Just wanted to know.
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A simple Google search turns up a definitive answer.
Frankly, nothing those Finnish devil-folk do shocks me any more. Lest we forget, the last time they came to international attention was when they sent a squad of demons to represent them in a song contest. The Finns strongly remind me of the North Koreans, only colder and more trollish.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 04:40 PM
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A simple Google search turns up a definitive answer.
Frankly, nothing those Finnish devil-folk do shocks me any more. Lest we forget, the last time they came to international attention was when they sent a squad of demons to represent them in a song contest. The Finns strongly remind me of the North Koreans, only colder and more trollish.
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With all due respect, Brother, I think God doesn't completely know what to do with the Finns.
On the one hand, they're alcoholic degenerates who will remove every stitch of their clothing (or, alternatively, kill themselves) at any moment without warning, BUT they love firearms So, I'm thinking they might not be a lost cause.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 09:14 PM
Finland? I thought that was just a mythical land, full of fairies and pansies. Does it actually exist? I'm not convinced.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 10:02 PM
Finland was especially cursed by God when He destroyed the Tower of Babel. He gave the Finns a completely unintelligible language, 84.5% of which is vowels. It is worse than Chinese or Hungarian. It is so bad that most of them have given up and just speak Swedish.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-29-2010, 10:45 PM
I thought Finland was a northern province of the UK, sort of like the scotch?
They aren't swiss are they?
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 09:21 PM
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I thought Finland was a northern province of the UK, sort of like the scotch?
They aren't swiss are they?
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No we were never a part of UK and we are not swiss.
You can read more if you want here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland
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He gave the Finns a completely unintelligible language, 84.5% of which is vowels. It is worse than Chinese or Hungarian. It is so bad that most of them have given up and just speak Swedish.
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I don't think that Finnish is bad, it's just harder. When you have "I drive" in English, we have "Ajan". The subject (doer) is marked with a "n" letter at the end of the word. And when you have "You drive" it's "Ajat" in Finnish. Also when you say "Milk is on the table" it's "Maito on pöydällä" on Finnish ( On the table = Pöydällä and Milk is = Maito on). But yeah, It's highly unintelligible for foreign people, but not for us. Oh yes, and the part who "gave up" is max 1%. All people who move from Finland to Sweden is actually Finnish-Swedish people, how talk both languages and they just prefer Sweden.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 09:31 PM
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No we were never a part of UK and we are not swiss.
You can read more if you want here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland
I don't think that Finnish is bad, it's just harder. When you have "I drive" in English, we have "Ajan". The subject (doer) is marked with a "n" letter at the end of the word. And when you have "You drive" it's "Ajat" in Finnish. Also when you say "Milk is on the table" it's "Maito on pöydällä" on Finnish ( On the table = Pöydällä and Milk is = Maito on). But yeah, It's highly unintelligible for foreign people, but not for us. Oh yes, and the part who "gave up" is max 1%. All people who move from Finland to Sweden is actually Finnish-Swedish people, how talk both languages and they just prefer Sweden.
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And these are just more reasons why God hates Finland.
My question for you is this: What are YOU going to do to make Finland a more Godly place? Can you start by accepting Jesus as your personal Savior and repent of being the troll that you are?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 09:34 PM
@ Oompa-loompa Finish sounds very complicated. Why don't they just talk English?
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 09:53 PM
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Because Finns think that Finnish is much better than English.
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Are you seriously saying that God hates us because we talk Finnish?
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 10:00 PM
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Because Finns think that Finnish is much better than English.
Are you seriously saying that God hates us because we talk Finnish?
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This isn't a linguistics forum, this is a Bible forum. Has Finland done anything to earn His love?
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 10:08 PM
I was asking a god related question, that's not linguistics.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 10:10 PM
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I was asking a god related question, that's not linguistics.
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So please answer the God-related question that has been put to you.
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My question for you is this: What are YOU going to do to make Finland a more Godly place? Can you start by accepting Jesus as your personal Savior and repent of being the troll that you are?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 10:24 PM
My answer will give you reason for God to hate us. I will not do anything. Finland has so many atheists that I have only met a "True believer" once. There are some religious people, but they don't really believe that. They wont prey and so on... Many people actually quit church everyday and average people only go to church because they are forced to go there 4 times a year with school (Christmas, Easter etc...) . Of course people can say no, but nobody wants to stay at school with a bunch of Muslims. I bet you can make a good stereotype out of that one. And I think that religion is trolling than this is. Oh, the irony.
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 10:27 PM
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Because Finns think that Finnish is much better than English.[...]
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2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
or as you might succinctly put it,
Ja sentähden Jumala lähettää heille väkevän eksytyksen, niin että he uskovat valheen,
(Dear Lord, Thou hast done a wonderful job cursing their tongue. Amen)
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Re: Does God hate Finland? -
04-30-2010, 10:38 PM
@ Oompa-loompa Why do the Finish think their language is much better than English? Are they not aware of # Zephaniah 3:9 where God makes clear he hates Finish?
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04-30-2010, 10:42 PM
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@ Oompa-loompa Why do the Finish think their language is much better than English? Are they not aware of # Zephaniah 3:9 where God makes clear he hates Finish?
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But Finnish is the most purest language there is. "Oh, and the creator of the universe just confirmed this".
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