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HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-22-2016, 05:07 PM
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-22-2016, 05:26 PM
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I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . I GO TO BRIDGEPOINT CHURCH
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That isn't a very good introduction. You got part of it right. Now tell us your favorite bible, and how you came to find Jesus.
Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-22-2016, 05:35 PM
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That isn't a very good introduction.
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My dear, please let us try to be polite and civil. I know manners isn't something that comes naturally to the unsaved, as only Jesus living in our hearts can make us truly care about and love one another, but I would ask you to remember this is a friendly church forum, and everyone who sincerely seeks Christ is welcome.
Welcome Susan! How nice to "meet" you! Do you have children? Do you homeschool them? I find some curricula are very popular, but in my opinion, nothing can compete with the Holy Bible as the One and Only educational source for a young American who will one day be responsible for running the country. Maybe a math book, but only if it's dedicated to teaching about Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-22-2016, 06:56 PM
Welcome, Susan. Please press the button marked "caps lock" on your keyboard, as shouting is not necessary. It would be well advised for you to refer to Proverbs 9:13, where we find that, "A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing". Let that part of God's word guide you in your relations with all men.
Another small concern of mine is the fact that you are from Idaho. Everyone I have ever met from Idaho was a Morman. They are said to be thick in Idaho.
I pray that you are, in fact, a Christian seeking fellowship; that you are a seeker of fellow Christians, adrift in the Morman wilderness and menaced by them on all sides.
Tell us all about yourself and in the meantime the Security Ministry will check out your bona fides.
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-22-2016, 10:20 PM
Greetings Susan! So you're from Idaho? I hear there are a lot of Latter-day Sinner cultists in southern Idaho. Are you from southern Idaho?
Proverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-22-2016, 11:37 PM
Hello Susan. Some people say Idaho doesn't even exist. Is this true? Non-existence is better than Mormoonism anyway. What is your favorite way to prepare potatoes for your family?
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-23-2016, 11:26 AM
WELCOME, SUSAN! HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE.
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-23-2016, 11:45 AM
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE!!!!!
See. Annoying isn't it. I know that it is a great thing to loudly sing His Praises but you don't have to bust our eyeballs in the process. Less is more. Know what I mean.
P.S. Do you bake pies?
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-23-2016, 08:52 PM
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Oh Hallelouja an Praise da Lawd! A true christian has come!
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-23-2016, 10:06 PM
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Welcome. Please put your husband on so we can discuss meaningful things. If I wanted to hear clucking, I'd go out to the hen house of that place we store the coons.
God gave man the female so she could cook, clean and express sons. He did not provide the female to jabber incessantly.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-24-2016, 09:43 AM
Greetings Susan. I have checked the website of your church, and although it does need a few changes, I was pleased to see this:
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Human Sexuality.
God has commanded that no sexual activity be engaged in outside of a marriage between a man and a woman. Any form of homosexuality, lesbianism, bisexuality, bestiality, incest, fornication, adultery, and pornography are sinful perversions of God’s gift of sex. Attempting to alter one’s gender by surgery or appearance violates God’s Word.
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-24-2016, 02:17 PM
AMEN, Brother Farmer. AMEN!
There is no greater or more pressing problem today than the queers and how they're tearing away at the very moral fabric of society. Is there really such a thing as a normal Christian American family anymore?
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-24-2016, 05:23 PM
Only, in good, God-fearing families, Sister Victory, like yours. Husband in charge with his wife to serve him and raise their sons to be men of God and the daughters to be good wives and mothers.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: HELLO . I AM SUSAN FROM BOISE . -
03-25-2016, 04:38 AM
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Ease up on the caps, lady.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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