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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 04:20 PM

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I saw one of these goth THINGS standin' at a bus stop today. What an ABOMINATION!! Dressed in solid black from head to toe with a streak of dark purple in her hair. And her eyes as black as night....why she looked like she jist got out of a fight and someone blacked both her eyes. All in all, she was looking like a HARLOT come fresh out of the putric bowels of SODOM!! The little TRAMP had a face whiter than a ghost. She looks like she was dead ALREADY!!

Harlot she was! Daughter of CAIN! Slut of SODOM! The devil's WHORE!! And she seemed mighty proud of it!!

JeSuS is LORD!!

Praise God!!
Amen Brother!

Goths have the pallor of Satan!
Goth, sloth, goth, sloth. I hear no difference!
Goths are lazy, mopy, fat, and depressed. Why should they not be? All they do is talk about how rules are stupid, do drugs, cut themselves with razors, and listen to Marlyn Menson! I think that purple hair dye is turning their brain queer.

And emos. Ughhh, what a waste of skinny.
They read philosophy of men - kafka and nietszche. Though white, those men are not of GOD. They might as well be reading the meaningless words of a Clinton or Big Al Sharpton! They wear too tight clothing and listen to melodromatic songs. You want TRUE pain and suffering? Read about the pain YOUR sin caused Jesus in the Scriptures!

As a follower of the Lord, I dont want to have to look at an emo guy and wonder, "Hey does he like women? Or does he like it in the back door?" or a goth and think "Hey, is that a person? Or a beached whale with black eyeliner?"

Remember fat queer goth emo kids, Jesus is your Friend. He makes rules that set you free from the heavy handed fist of your dark clothing and hard, insipid hearts.
oh, and God probably hates your poetry. AND your music.


Sidepoint: I ABHOR saying "emo" in public. It's like I have to acknowledge parts of God's children are THAT retarded.


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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 04:31 PM

If I may, you are basically sending the same message as the Bloodhound Gang song "Lift Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains out)" right? Funny song, you should listen to it.
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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 10:52 PM

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ps. bet u now think im real trash? lol

oh wait...u havent noticed that im christian now?

meh.
Sorry, but it is simply not possible for a goth fag to be an actual Christian. God wants us to look normal, act normal and think the way He wants us to. Can you honestly say you do any of that?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 11:33 PM

Define 'normal'.


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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 11:44 PM

I truly don't think there is any such thing as normal. We are all individuals. What is weird to someone can be perfectly normal for someone else. Example: I think getting all overjoyed because your favorite television show is comming on is absolutly batty, but some of my friends don't. Of course I hate television with a firy, burning, colorful passion because of some of the crud that is played in the mask of "entertainment". Pick up a book, listen to some uplifting music, go for a walk, DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE! Well, there's my rant for the day.
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Define 'normal'.
Normal like Jesus. A White, blonde haired, blue eyed Man who adheres to the Christian values inherent in the platform of the GOP. Someone who attends Church regularly, Tithes robustly, and watches Benny Hinn in his free time. Isn't that what you all do?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Normal like Jesus. A White, blonde haired, blue eyed Man who adheres to the Christian values inherent in the platform of the GOP. Someone who attends Church regularly, Tithes robustly, and watches Benny Hinn in his free time. Isn't that what you all do?
I'm a White, dark-brown haired, brown eyed female who has better things to do than adhere to traditional Christian values. Being an atheist, I don't tithe to any church and I prefer reading interesting literature and watching thought-provoking films to watching television.
That's normal to me.
There is no one definite meaning of normal.


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I'm a White, dark-brown haired, brown eyed female who has better things to do than adhere to traditional Christian values. Being an atheist, I don't tithe to any church and I prefer reading interesting literature and watching thought-provoking films to watching television.
That's normal to me.
There is no one definite meaning of normal.
Wrong again. Look into your heart and you'll know I'm right about this. You perverts and monkey worshipers spend all your time redefining words like "normal", and then in the end all you gain is everlasting damnation. I suppose next you'll claim that mudslime terrorists are "normal" when they attack American freedom. Or Godless chinks who live on nothing but rice and warm rat meat, I suppose thats normal too? I swear you atheists just pull this stuff right out of your behinds...

Normal doesn't mean "whatever I feel like doing, and to hell with the Bible."

Being an atheist is the opposite of normal. Hating Jesus is the opposite of normal. And certainly no female could be considered normal, unless she is a True Christian who dedicates her life to serving her Godly husband.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Christianity wasn't always 'normal'. Before Christianity, paganism was perfectly normal.

What is normal changes as human life in Earth progresses. Though it's not against the law to not be 'normal'.


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So.....Hitler's master race. Ok.
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So.....Hitler's master race. Ok.
Real World Definition, not Pansy Hitler Definition of normal: the majority vote.
Hitler was a mary worshiping catlicker, and so he is condemned to eternal hellfire. Plus, there is some evidence that he killed a few hundred joos...

As for normal, sorry its not something you can vote on. A majority of people voted for the communist Bill Cliton, but that was about as abnormal as you can get. And a majority of people compounded that abhorrence by voting for the communist Al Gore in 2000. Luckily, Jesus corrected that mistake and made certain that His candidate took office, the Godly GWB.

No, normal is not something you can vote over. If they let every chinamen in riceland vote, they'd still be wrong. Same with you, witch.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

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Let's just accept everyone is different in their own way and get on with life then.

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 06-01-2007, 08:49 PM

Sorry about that. My friend commendeered my computer for a while and posted that. My friends can get pretty crazy.
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Sorry about that. My friend commendeered my computer for a while and posted that. My friends can get pretty crazy.
So you have a "friend?"
I've heard of these things.

Is this an invisible friend who you talk to on a regular basis?



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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 06-01-2007, 09:24 PM

Invisible! Right! No, I stopped with the imaginary friends when I was young. Again I apologise for her actions, you guys just make her angry sometimes.
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Invisible! Right! No, I stopped with the imaginary friends when I was young. Again I apologise for her actions, you guys just make her angry sometimes.
It's understandable; if Jesus was planning on sentencing me to be tortured in eternal Hellfire, I'd probably get pretty angry too.


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So you have a "friend?"
I've heard of these things.

Is this an invisible friend who you talk to on a regular basis?
Invisible friends? Pah! The typical kind of nonsense you can expect from the unsaved. PRAISE JESUS He is always around to help us TRUE Christians, even if we can't see Him.



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Listen up: God hates you and so do I. What are you crying about? Can you just not find anything to fornicate with, or did the "grass" your dealer sold you turn out to be actual grass and not sinful devil weed as you thought? Either way, stop crying. God knows fornication and drugs are sinful, so He made your dealer rip you off, and He made you fat and ugly to protect your soul from the horrors of fornication.
And what's with all this wearing black? I am grateful that God chose to make me white and not an illiterate pickaninny, so I wear white robes to reflect this. Wearing all that black just makes you look like you're so ashamed of your pasty white skin that you have to cover it up with darkness. And another thing: Boys wearing make-up. What's up with that? Girls have to wear make-up, as an attempt to "make-up" for their inherent inferiority. If you happen to be a member of the better sex, and do not bleed from your genitals, that is something to be proud of. Boys going around in eyeliner and nail varnish look like they envy women, and wish they were part of that 50% of the population who have big gaping holes where their brains should be.
So far, I know I've offered a lot of criticism of you disgusting faggots, and very little constructive advice. I strive to be helpful and constructive at all times, so here goes: Suicide.
Now, I can hear you depressed little scumbags beginning to snivel already at this, so I want to shut you up in advance. Yes, I know that despite your chronic suicidal depression, you're all a bunch of limp-wristed sissies who probably faint at the sight of blood and are too cowardly and useless to actually go through with anything, but that's alright. Simply find a large crowd of Muslims, follow them around for a while, and sooner or later (probably sooner), once of them's bound to explode. What's more, if you stand close enough you should absorb quite a bit of the blast, and since, let's face it, you're never going to get a job, acting as a glorified cushion to protect worthwhile people from the towelhead threat is probably as close as you'll ever come to being a useful member of society.

Now, I know that normally all one has to do is make a post with "goth" or "wicca" in the title and instantly get 500 complaints in return from housebound social rejects, but I do not expect to see a single reply to this, since any goth or emo reading this should be overwhelmed by the force of my logical argument and instantly remove themselves from the human race, as per my instructions.

ok i'm not even ganna finish reading this load of crap. so here's to setting u straight! no we arn't all drugies as a matter of fact i hate drugs! i wouldn't touch them with a ten foot poll! and second of all we love the pail skin! the black brings it out more then you would ever know! and all this crap about us going to hell wat about ur butt you sit there and critized us and are calling us fags but i really don't think god ever did that! no i think god was a kinder person! cause you see i use to believe in all that crap but god was never there for me he turned his back on me when i needed him the most! so don't sit there and say we need to find god and god hates us well you know what i think you and all ur lil buddies sitting here reading this saying i'm a fag and a drugy and i kill for a living i think yall can live ur after life in heaven cause i'm ganna enjoy mine in hell!!!
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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 06-04-2007, 03:51 PM

Rock on, my sister, Rock on! Though I wouldn't touch drugs with a 391/2 foot-pole, you're learning.
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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 06-04-2007, 08:38 PM

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Normal like Jesus. A White, blonde haired, blue eyed Man who adheres to the Christian values inherent in the platform of the GOP. Someone who attends Church regularly, Tithes robustly, and watches Benny Hinn in his free time. Isn't that what you all do?
not many people are blonde haired and blue eyes and white. why do you judge someone by their appearence?

thats just extremely dumb.
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