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Default New Here Guys - 03-25-2016, 03:19 PM

Hello there I decided to join this site because the amount of woman's rights in this country is unbelievable just yesterday I was at my local church when I saw a Girl Scout cookie stand and asked the girl why she was selling and she said "because I'm a Strong Independent Young Woman"
I believe my favorite bible verse counters her claim
1 Corinthians 14:34 - Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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Default Re: New Here Guys - 03-25-2016, 03:30 PM

That's amazing how very eagerly liberals brainwash their children to assume authority where God is very clear about it NEVER going. You're right, her claim had been slapped down by the King of Kings before she was even a gleam in her gay, sperm-doner father's eye!

Welcome to the forums, dear. Are you married? Do you have a wife and children to exercise your own God-given authority over? It completes a man, you know. It saves him from temptation to grab his own ankles, sing karaoke in public bars, and in time, dress up and act like Phyllis Diller (1 Corinthians 7:9).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: New Here Guys - 03-26-2016, 01:56 PM

Yes I am married to my wife who is 18 she was sold to me 5 years ago and we immediately married and unfortunately had a daughter who seems to have gotten reeled in by her devilish Girl Scout classmates and I'm afraid is going to hurt her arranged marriage value
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Default Re: New Here Guys - 03-26-2016, 04:45 PM

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Yes I am married to my wife who is 18 she was sold to me 5 years ago and we immediately married and unfortunately had a daughter who seems to have gotten reeled in by her devilish Girl Scout classmates and I'm afraid is going to hurt her arranged marriage value
Hello and to our Godly forum. I find two parts of your statement particularly troublesome:

1) You don't homeschool your daughter?!

2) She is four years old (based on the math, unless she's a bastard born before you married) and she is already exposed to girl scouts?

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Default Re: New Here Guys - 03-27-2016, 12:49 AM

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Hello and to our Godly forum. I find two parts of your statement particularly troublesome:

1) You don't homeschool your daughter?!

2) She is four years old (based on the math, unless she's a bastard born before you married) and she is already exposed to girl scouts?

Sadly homeschooling would eventually make me teach racial equality and woman's rights
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Sadly homeschooling would eventually make me teach racial equality and woman's rights
Mr. Johnson, I am not entirely sure if you understand the concept of homeschooling. You see, homeschooling is creating a controlled environment in which your children are exposed only to the Truths™ that you wish them to know, and shielding them from ungodly knowledge that God does not approve of (1 Corinthians 3:19, 1 Timothy 6:20). Those who persecute us True Christians™ might call that "brainwashing," but the label is not important - the only important thing is that it is done for the benefit of the immortal souls of the children.

Therefore, homeschooling your daughter is the only way to shield her from the corruption of this world, including such ungodly concepts as racial "equality" and women's "rights."
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