Many a true word said in jest

[Bro Izzy]

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while a waiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University rom the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.

Soon, the two westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl. "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe its a-coming.

[Bro Izzy]

Re: Many a true word said in jest

Arab Suicides Explained!!!

Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide.

Let's see now:

No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or
Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball,
no golf, no dancing,no music.

No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini
skirts and braless beauties.

No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no
lobster,no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks.

No Christmas!

Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no
doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife
can't shave.
You can't even shave your wife. Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into
everything.
You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if
they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with
your **********ty hand.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like
your camel, but your camel has a better disposition.

Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27
virgins and It all gets better!

So... Nope... No mystery here!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Many a true word said in jest

Oh those are funny Brother Izzy. And to think people think we Christians have no sense of humor.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Many a true word said in jest

And to think people think we Christians have no sense of humor.

That's a common misconception, but one that's easy to dispell. Here we see Brother V take his famous Of Course They're Homers-They're Called Queen, Duh! comedy routine in a startling new direction when Brother Eric "Doug" Lambert (the older gent in the yellow shirt) shows why we call him the Mel Blanc of Central Iowa.

And no, that's not his real laugh. Brother Lambert is just a genious with voices.

[zeroOman]

Re: Many a true word said in jest

Arab Suicides Explained!!!

Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide.

Let's see now:

No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or
Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball,
no golf, no dancing,no music.

No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini
skirts and braless beauties.

No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no
lobster,no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks.

No Christmas!

Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no
doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife
can't shave.
You can't even shave your wife. Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into
everything.
You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if
they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with
your **********ty hand.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like
your camel, but your camel has a better disposition.

Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27
virgins and It all gets better!

So... Nope... No mystery here!

wow idk what to say bravo rly get live 3/4 of what u said is wrong

but what can we about this
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no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball,
no golf, no dancing,no music.no radio, no television
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wrong we have them so sorry to disappointed u
(do u think we live in desert)

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No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon

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yes we don't eat pig

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no hot-dogs, no burgers, no
lobster,no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks.
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wrong again
where did u get this thing


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Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no
doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife
can't shave.
You can't even shave your wife. Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into
everything.
You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if
they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with
your **********ty hand.
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wrong

wrong

wrong
again (do u think we live in desert)

wrong

about the
if
they catch you stealing they chop off your good

ah it's not like that i will tell u later ^^

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Many a true word said in jest

***incomprehensible ravings deleted***

Bro Izzy should have added 'no education' to that list.

[zeroOman]

Re: Many a true word said in jest

Bro Izzy should have added 'no education' to that list.

hehehehe thx