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03-25-2011, 12:01 AM
Okay hai everyone!! if u dont know who i am yet, Im PINK! v.v.v.v Christian!
but i have a problem.
have you ever heard of cadbury creme eggs??? I absolutely love them! theyre soft, and delicious, really yummy. I have them every year.
but the other day my pastor was talking about Easter being about jesus (and i know that (i love u JESUS!!!) but I hadnt thought about it) so I realized that maybe eating the eggs isnt worshipping Jesus??
But i rly lyk them... ._.
so what do i do? i tried reading the bible but i m lost and cant decide.
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03-25-2011, 12:37 AM
Chocolate eggs just don't seem... right. Besides which, your pastor is right. Easter is about Jesus and His temporary sacrifice for YOUR eternal soul.
Now if you were to melt the eggs down and form them into a chocolate cross, I'm sure that would be okay.
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
03-25-2011, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by It's Pink!
have you ever heard of cadbury creme eggs??? I absolutely love them! theyre soft, and delicious, really yummy. I have them every year.
but the other day my pastor was talking about Easter being about jesus (and i know that (i love u JESUS!!!) but I hadnt thought about it) so I realized that maybe eating the eggs isnt worshipping Jesus??
But i rly lyk them... ._.
so what do i do? i tried reading the bible but i m lost and cant decide.
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I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.
Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
03-25-2011, 08:39 AM
But mrs Whitford if u melt the eggs down the caramel center gets mushed up in d choclate!!!1 IDK how 2 make it a yummy cross!!!!!
N sorry cass but if i talk 2 u my dad will set me on fire sorreeeeeee!!!!!!111
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03-26-2011, 06:07 AM
When you eat these... eggs... do you eat them of faith?
Romans 14:23
And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.
We must always put Christ first in all that we do.
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The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
03-26-2011, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by It's Pink!
But mrs Whitford if u melt the eggs down the caramel center gets mushed up in d choclate!!!1 IDK how 2 make it a yummy cross!!!!!
N sorry cass but if i talk 2 u my dad will set me on fire sorreeeeeee!!!!!!111
(i cant b a witch anywai im not a lezbean LOL)
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My dear, Jesus suffered on the cross to temporarily die for YOUR sins. Don't you think you could repay Him just a little by suffering through creating a less than perfect but thoroughly Godly chocolate cross by re-purposing the eggs and driving the evil out of them, thus thwarting the vile intentions of that ghastly Cadbury company?
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03-26-2011, 08:10 PM
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My dear, Jesus suffered on the cross to temporarily die for YOUR sins. Don't you think you could repay Him just a little by suffering through creating a less than perfect but thoroughly Godly chocolate cross by re-purposing the eggs and driving the evil out of them, thus thwarting the vile intentions of that ghastly Cadbury company?
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Should she poke holes in each end and suck out the creamy filling first, Sister?
Otherwise I imagine the cross would be rather a gooey, sticky mess.
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03-26-2011, 11:25 PM
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Otherwise I imagine the cross would be rather a gooey, sticky mess.
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That's part of the suffering, Reverend.
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03-26-2011, 06:28 AM
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I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.
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Filthy pagan tart! Dear wee Pink, do not listen to such depravity. All Cadbury workers are satanists, and I know for a FACT that they 'birth' the eggs via shovelling chocolate up their nether regions and then pushing out the chocolate into, well, eggy shapes. Or so my good friend Mrs. Morgan tells me. And she is not one for telling fibs. And THAT is all I have to contribute to this most sordid of matters.
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03-26-2011, 06:39 AM
You're talking about taking an object the size and shape of a testicle, and then putting it in your mouth and/or swallowing the creamy white stuff from inside it....
What kind of depraved mind can even think of such things?
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03-26-2011, 07:01 AM
As an accursed Mexican-French (etc., etc.,) mongrel bastard, I also have unusual tastes and hunger for monstrous foods that most True Christians would throw away.
Before I devour the taco or what have you clutched in my greasy fingers, I am always sure to fall on my knees and pray to the Lord God, to ask for His forgiveness for what I'm about to do.
I think what's key is to be sincere with THE LORD; to let Him know that you know that you are already worthy of a painful horrifying death, even if you don't eat anything gross! You must be willing to die for your transgressions, whatever they are!
Can you think of a better way to die, than to be smitten by THE LORD? I sure can't! I hope He sends a she-bear to eat my brains tonight, Amen!
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03-26-2011, 07:10 AM
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Can you think of a better way to die, than to be smitten by THE LORD? I sure can't! I hope He sends a she-bear to eat my brains tonight, Amen!
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
04-17-2011, 04:16 PM
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Filthy pagan tart! Dear wee Pink, do not listen to such depravity. All Cadbury workers are satanists, and I know for a FACT that they 'birth' the eggs via shovelling chocolate up their nether regions and then pushing out the chocolate into, well, eggy shapes. Or so my good friend Mrs. Morgan tells me. And she is not one for telling fibs. And THAT is all I have to contribute to this most sordid of matters.
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So your saying people over at cadbury shove the eggs and poop em back out? And how do you know each one of them is a satanist? I feel your source Morgan is kinda pulling wool over your eyes.....just saying
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04-17-2011, 08:43 PM
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So your saying people over at cadbury shove the eggs and poop em back out? And how do you know each one of them is a satanist? I feel your source Morgan is kinda pulling wool over your eyes.....just saying
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When someone participates in such vile acts, it is clear they are a satanist.
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04-17-2011, 08:50 PM
So if I were to make a chocolate egg from scratch with ingredients bought from a jewel, I would be a satanist?
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
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I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.
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Please take your pagan Equinox celebration elsewhere. As for candy on Easter, if there was a candy that could help children remember the torture and pain that Christ endured as He was whipped and beaten nearly to death, then nailed to a cross to finally die slowly of exposure and dehydration, I could recommend that candy. But said candy would also need to teach children that Jesus arose from the dead three days later and ascended bodily and flew up to Heaven.
That just seems like much too complicated of a message to try to deliver with any food, let alone chocolate. Candy is not the correct medium with which to communicate complex theological concepts to children.
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
04-03-2012, 07:49 PM
It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3
Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3
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I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.
Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:
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Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^
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04-03-2012, 07:53 PM
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It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3
Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3
Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^
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Evil gateman guarding the meeting places of my enemies, die in Jesus name
Evil chain on my neck be loosed in Jesus name
I throw off the yoke of slavery over my life in Jesus name
Terror of God, fall upon all my pursuers in Jesus name
O Land, Land, Land hear the word of the Lord and vomit my blessings in Jesus name
Every Power burning incense to the Queen of Heaven for my sake, perish by the sword in Jesus name.
Evil candles being burned against my destiny, be blown off by the wind of the Lord in Jesus name
Evil finger pointing at me in my dreams, become leprous and wither, in Jesus name.
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