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Devil So called Christian site just had the nerve to say Hillary Clinton is a Christian! - 10-15-2015, 05:44 AM

I guess "Christian" Headlines is in the pocket of Clinton now.
We all know she is a Muslim Atheist Alien, brainwashed by the Communists and atheists on her trip to Russia in the 1970's.
If you can stand to read it all, it even involves the horrible atheist Bertrand Russel and communists!

Ursula Giller nails it in the comments section! Hers and my True Christian eyeballs just melted when they saw this.




I have it on good authority that the Bible Clinton carries is actually Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky. Alinsky was such a horrible person that he actually advocated the poor working together to gain equal footing with the rich. Obama read his book and it was his manual as a "community organizer".

And we know that like Hitler, Hitlery Clinton, cynically speaks of being religious to get office. She doesn't really mean any of it. She is just trying to manipulate the sheep by banging the Jesus drum.



That is why it is so important we vote for Godly candidates every single election cycle. Are we clear enough on what Godly means here?



And the article even admits she is not really a Christian. She is a Methodist!! They haven't been Christians since the days of Wesley. Now they are a dying watered down brand of salad bar Christianity that ordains women, sanctions homosexual marriage and allows Hillary Clinton to call herself a Christian.

Do not be fooled by the lies of Hillary Clinton. She is not a Christian. And don't you dare forget who your real friends are!



Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Skull Re: So called Christian site just had the nerve to say Hillary Clinton is a Christian! - 10-15-2015, 06:19 AM

Pastor Levi,

It should be a well-known fact that Mrs. Clinton is constantly flirting with the enemies of Jesus - and not just any enemies but the most powerful ones. I'm of course referring to the popes, Frances and its predecessor, Joanne-Paul the second-grade.

Here they are plotting together how to usurp Jesus.


Psalms 74:10
O God, how long shall the adversary reproach? shall the enemy blaspheme thy name for ever?


Now, I am not stating the meeting the chief papist would necessarily be repulsive. Even Godly President Bush DID meet the pope, but we can safely presume that he only gently but firmly asked the chief papist to get rid of its vile habits and accept Jesus!



Here you can see how the pope Rat-Singer felt awkward on the side of a man of God!


Of course, Godly President Bush was unaffected by the repulsive nature of and attempted seduction by the chief papist.

Psalms 89:22
The enemy shall not exact upon him; nor the son of wickedness afflict him.


Then why oh why would Mrs. Clinton date the enemy? It must be because of her ambitions. She would really, really like to lead the swarms and troops of Satan in the upcoming End of Times herself. We can clearly see that there are lots of available data proving this hypothesis!



I'm praying that these images will be enough to make the world realize what we are actually dealing with regarding Mrs. Clinton. These are perilous times and the fates of billions of souls are at stake. Mrs. Clinton will not hesitate to draw all these billions with her into Eternal Punishment!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: So called Christian site just had the nerve to say Hillary Clinton is a Christian! - 10-15-2015, 07:19 PM

She is as much a Christian as I am a Hindu. I spent less than a minute googling Shrillary and her "church," and already I've turned up enough perversions and lies to cast every one of its congregants into Hellfire. Let's take a look.

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Speaking from a Methodist pulpit on Sunday morning, Hillary Clinton explained her political vision with a reference to the classic Sunday school song “This Little Light of Mine.”

“Too many people,” she said, “want to let their light shine, but they can’t get out from under that bushel basket. It is way too heavy to lift alone. And that’s where the village comes in.”

It is the 200th anniversary of Foundry United Methodist Church in Washington, where the Clintons worshiped regularly when Bill Clinton was president. Hillary Clinton spoke during the bicentennial celebration Sunday about how her faith and faith community have shaped her.
A woman, speaking in church? I don't know what their other sermons are based on, but it must be something other than the Bible, which explicitly forbids such silliness.

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1 Corinthians 14:34-34

34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
This is how Foundry Methodist Church describes itself. Remember, these words come from Foundry's own website and are the first ones you see when searching for it online; this is how the church has chosen to advertise itself to the world.

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A reconciling community, affirming the call of the Gospel to be in ministry with all people of all races, sexual orientations, ages or physical conditions
That's right: open, practicing sodomites are invited to worship within its walls! Though various Methodist sects apparently disagree on the subject of buggery, this is one "church" that considers it a-ok. In fact, it even has its own LGBT advocacy group, which means that it promotes not only anal, oral, and oro-anal copulation between members of the same sex, but also transsexuality. Imagine finding out that your pastor is actually a woman who lopped her breasts off and now sodomizes her lover with a rubber tallywhacker strapped around her waist. Such evil is unthinkable here at Landover, but you can bet that it does go on at Shrillary's "church."

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Default Re: So called Christian site just had the nerve to say Hillary Clinton is a Christian! - 10-16-2015, 12:14 AM

"I have always cherished the Methodist Church because it gave us the great gift of personal salvation but also the great obligation of social gospel," Clinton told the crowd.

This was part of a sermon she gave once. As far as I'm concerned, the social gospel is communism. And, her Methodist Church should be called THE CHUCH OF RECYCLING.

The only True Christians™, are Baptists.


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