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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,646 6.48%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,537 9.99%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 868 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,570 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,189 20.42%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,848 11.21%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,540 17.87%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,204 4.74%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 260 1.02%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 237 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,771 6.97%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,910 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 824 3.24%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 2 0.01%
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[QUOTE=tooldtocare;1108503]I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.

You forgot a little something.,.,,.,.

Have you perchance forgotten this little tid bit-?

Ten Commandments

[5] Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

I translate "sabbath to mean day of rest.

How about you-?

Or am I in the wrong-?

BTW Where did you get the right to murder-?

&&& The Lord does not do your thinking. He gave you the ability to think for yourself.

Don't you agree? (:-

And you know who I am talking too (:-
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Sorry friend, without a quote or some kind of identification of the post to which you're referring, no one knows who you're talking to. I don't even know what you're talking about.

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Sorry friend, without a quote or some kind of identification of the post to which you're referring, no one knows who you're talking to. I don't even know what you're talking about.

He's probably on his 4th or 5th marihuana already.

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Sorry friend, without a quote or some kind of identification of the post to which you're referring, no one knows who you're talking to. I don't even know what you're talking about.
I was referring to an earlier post by someone else who used that phrase.

I meant nothing demeaning or derogatory to or about the poster, I was just repeating a portion of the post to solicit a response. I believe we call this a conversation, don't you agree-?

Now this should push me off the cliff

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Really, this is distracting me from NCIS

,.,.And yet I cannot seem to stay away~~~~~~~

.,.,..,.,.,.,.,Wait, it seems I can do two things at the same time after all.

.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Or at least I think I can

Then again.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. maybeeee not (:-
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Really, this is distracting me from NCIS

,.,.And yet I cannot seem to stay away~~~~~~~

.,.,..,.,.,.,.,Wait, it seems I can do two things at the same time after all.

.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Or at least I think I can

Then again.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. maybeeee not (:-
Sweetie, may I ask you a personal question?

Is your retardation caused by your own sins, or is it God's punishement for the sins of your parents (Exodus 20:5, Isaiah 14:21)?
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Really, this is distracting me from NCIS

,.,.And yet I cannot seem to stay away~~~~~~~

.,.,..,.,.,.,.,Wait, it seems I can do two things at the same time after all.

.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Or at least I think I can

Then again.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. maybeeee not (:-

Perhaps the Lord God wants to save you from the awful fate of going to Hell.

I guess He has His reasons, though I can't imagine why He chose you in particular.
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Malthusians and Raëlians are false religions I especially despise because they project an incorrect understanding of the universe and fail at the basic process of understanding it.
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I voted against the Rcc, the apostle Paul says they are accursed for preaching another gospel of salvation by works. Here are some quotes from their very own official encyclopedia.




The Roman Catholic cult in their Catechism teaches that we can meritgrace necessary for salvation and that eternal life is attained by faith,baptism, and keeping the commandments.


1. CCC 2010,"...Moved by the Holy Spirit and by charity, we can then merit forourselves and for others the graces needed for our sanctification, for theincrease of grace and charity, and for the attainment of eternal life."


2. CCC 2027,"Moved by the Holy Spirit, we can merit for ourselves and for othersall the graces needed to attain eternal life, as well as necessary temporalgoods."


3. CCC 2068,"The Council of Trent teaches that the Ten Commandments are obligatoryfor Christians and that the justified man is still bound to keep them;28the Second Vatican Council confirms: "The bishops, successors of theapostles, receive from the Lord . . . the mission of teaching all peoples, andof preaching the Gospel to every creature, so that all men may attainsalvation through faith, Baptism and the observance of the Commandments."


This obviously faulty teaching in the CCC is hugely problematic since itcontradicts Scripture.


1. Rom.3:28-30, "For we maintain that a man is justifiedby faith apart from works of the Law. 29Or is God the God ofJews only? Is He not the God of Gentiles also? Yes, of Gentiles also, 30sinceindeed God who will justify the circumcised by faith and the uncircumcisedthrough faith is one."


2. Rom.4:3, "For what does the Scripture say? "AndAbraham believed God, and it was reckoned to him as righteousness."


3. Rom.4:5, "But to the one who does not work, butbelieves in Him who justifies the ungodly, his faith is reckoned asrighteousness,"


4. Rom.5:1, "therefore having been justified by faith,we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ."


5. Rom.11:6, "But if it is by grace, it is no longeron the basis of works, otherwise grace is no longer grace."


6. Gal.2:16, "nevertheless knowing that a man is notjustified by the works of the Law but through faith in Christ Jesus, evenwe have believed in Christ Jesus, that we may be justified by faith in Christ,and not by the works of the Law; since by the works of the Law shall no fleshbe justified."


We have to ask questions.


1. Why is the RCC teaching that you attainsalvation through observing the commandments when the Bible says we are savedapart from the works of the Law (Rom.3:28-30; 4:5;Gal.2:16)?


2. Why would the Roman Catholic Churchteach that you merit for yourself the grace needed for eternal life when thatclearly contradicts Rom 11:6?


There is a great deal wrong with what the RCC teaches. We mustlook to God's word and not to what the RCC says we must do to be saved. Our salvation is not merited by our keeping the commandments! The RomanCatholic Church needs to repent.

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Yes! Mr. Dude,

I am answering you because my family is of an Indian faith of non-violence, Jainism. I am afraid I am not a strong believer but I am knowledgeable about some things Asian, although my family has been living in UK for two generations. The people of my faith were treated as the most dreadful by Arya Samaj, a powerful Hindu group. We must have deserved it. Yes. I am blessed not to be there but being in the West I can write this.

A religion is not only what is written about it. A religion is also what people are doing in its name. The Hindu people are doing good things and evil things with regard to violence. Every religion is having extremes? The Hindu religion has most of its supporters backing the caste system which is making many blessed people the targets of malice and injustice. Violence is not only physical. Yes. Injustice and malice are the vicious ones in violence. Yes. Not extremists but a majority. Yes. So sad. So many admirable ideas in your link, in Rigveda, in Bhagavad-Gita, in the Bible. So much to be admired, so much violence in all. I am afraid I am offending you. Perhaps you are a genuine seeker of many truths? Yes. A blessed person similar to the sincere persons here. But I am losing my truths here. My roadmap is outdated, I am wishing I will see the actual road.
Sorry, it's His way or the highway, in other words Jesus says the following:


Joh 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


Harsha, how will you get rid of your sins?


Watch this video to see if you are a good person.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSUKIhjevo
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Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
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Sweetie, may I ask you a personal question?

Is your retardation caused by your own sins, or is it God's punishement for the sins of your parents (Exodus 20:5, Isaiah 14:21)?
I have an IQ of a snail.
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