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Default The Catlick church? - 09-17-2006, 12:10 PM

I have a question for more educated pastors?

Is the catlick church an actual institution or a just bunch of old men in skirts having fun worshiping Satan?

Praise Jesus!

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I have a question for more educated pastors?

Is the catlick church an actual institution or a just bunch of old men in skirts having fun worshiping Satan?

Praise Jesus!
Although I am certainly not one of our more "educated" Pastors - oh, my, NO! - I do have recent news on the catlickers.

Here Poop Eggs, from the front page of CNN.com, begs God for "Pennies from Heaven." No doubt for his dry-ceaning fund, which wears out rapidly due to needing to erase from his dresses the grubby hand-prints of Altar Boys during their Valiant attemps to escape his Foul Embraces:



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Here Poop Eggs, from the front page of CNN.com, begs God for "Pennies from Heaven." No doubt for his dry-ceaning fund, which wears out rapidly due to needing to erase from his dresses the grubby hand-prints of Altar Boys during their Valiant attemps to escape his Foul Embraces:
I think you're mistaken sister SUV. Satan and wars made the Catlick church the richest organization ever.

I just can't figure out where do they get those homer skirts...
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These types of websites* show just how far the Catholic Church has strayed from the commands of God and the teachings of His Son, Jesus Christ.

*The following links are not intended to be viewed by True Christian women, or any children under the age of 18.

http://www.dignityusa.org/whatis.html

http://www.catholicsforchoice.org/ne...usecondoms.asp

http://www.dignityny.org/



Those homers and other assorted deviants use Micha 6:8 (in which God commands us to act JUSTLY, by the way) as a defence for their debauchery! It goes without saying that they are twisting that verse, let alone the multitude of verses in the Bible that prohibit butt popping. Nevertheless, they will get much more than they asked for once God flicks them like a child's booger into the magma of Hell. Praise!



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These types of websites* show just how far the Catholic Church has strayed from the commands of God and the teachings of His Son, Jesus Christ.

*The following links are not intended to be viewed by True Christian women, or any children under the age of 18.

http://www.dignityusa.org/whatis.html

http://www.catholicsforchoice.org/ne...usecondoms.asp

http://www.dignityny.org/
Here's one you missed:
http://www.snapnetwork.org/


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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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