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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 07-12-2012, 09:44 PM

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Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
That's way beyond the bounds of good husbandry and edging into perversion, sonny. We are free to beat our wives with rods but there is little purpose to doing stuff to them that prevents them from cooking.



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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 07-13-2012, 01:38 AM

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Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
People can't help what their smiles look like, and a lot of people get that "deer in the headlights" when the camera points at them.

OTOH, the Comic Sans in her sig is worthy cause for dental rearrangement by Dr. Marten.


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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 08-15-2012, 08:47 AM

So let me get this straight, you crazy Christians think that acne is the mark of the devil? Are you seriously that stupid? Why don't you read a factual book? Or are those only for devil worshipers? Also, please stop using the word "retarded" like it's nothing. It actually offends people you know, but you Christians don't care what people with flaws, so it's pointless trying to get you to do something right. God isn't real, get over it scumbags.
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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 08-15-2012, 11:51 AM

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So let me get this straight, you crazy Christians think that acne is the mark of the devil? Are you seriously that stupid? Why don't you read a factual book? Or are those only for devil worshipers? Also, please stop using the word "retarded" like it's nothing. It actually offends people you know, but you Christians don't care what people with flaws, so it's pointless trying to get you to do something right. God isn't real, get over it scumbags.
Many thanks for comming to God's friendliest website and puting the hate on with a trowel.

Do you think it is funny to mock someone's most cherished beliefs?

I happened to be reading your post with my eager young Nephew and now I have to explain why some person he has never met on the internets hates him.

Well done done for making a clean limbed, young youth cry.

For shame madam, for shame.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 08-15-2012, 04:57 PM

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Many thanks for comming to God's friendliest website and puting the hate on with a trowel.

Do you think it is funny to mock someone's most cherished beliefs?

I happened to be reading your post with my eager young Nephew and now I have to explain why some person he has never met on the internets hates him.

Well done done for making a clean limbed, young youth cry.

For shame madam, for shame.

YIC

No doubt she has a face like a pizza and is mortified to know it's her own fault. Not only is it her own fault, but the only way to be free is to humble herself before the LORD and beg forgiveness.


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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 08-16-2012, 12:30 PM

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Also, please stop using the word "retarded" like it's nothing.
Well maybe if you didn't keep acting like a retarded, people wouldn't call you a retarded. We really don't mean it as an insult, friend, merely an observation.
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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 02-12-2014, 07:15 AM

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UPDATE : ACNE - THE MARK OF THE SERIAL KILLER !!

During my research into acne from a Christian perspective, I came across a worrying trend, that being that a high percentage of Serial Killers, Mass Murderers, sociopaths, violent repeat criminals and homosexuals that had acne. Naturally I didn't want to publish my findings until I had found the key factor that linked them all, which I can now reveal -

The XYY syndrome -



The Nephilim were described as being born gaints or mighty men (Genesis 6:4), and they too have genetic abnormailties as described in this XYY syndrome. Og the King of Bashan had a bed that was 13 to 15 feet long; and Goliath was 6 cubits tall (9 feet). It doesnt take a great leap to see the links here. Genetic abnormality, giganticism, prone to violence and serial killing, severe acne (which is linked to demonic possession cases and cases where pacts have been made with The Devil), and the seed of Hell itself, the children of the Nephilim, who are right now among us, planting the seeds of deception and preparing for the final battle.

This XYY syndrome is just what I was talking about when I warned that children born with retardations like this XYY syndrome have no souls and are the children of the Devil. , and now we have acne and the XYY syndrome as another way to identify these demons right here on earth.

HERE is more about this XYY sydrome, and it's links to serial killers -



HERE is more about this XYY sydrome, and it's links to acne -



HERE is what nodulocystic acne looks like -







Disgusting! Would you let someone who looked like that into YOUR Church? No, I don't think so. These people are obviously Satanists, potential serial killers, monsters and criminals, the seed of Hell, and if any of them don't look like that because they have been touched by the Devil (which I highly doubt, as acne is a way to identify the Devil's children), then they sure must have done something pretty powerful to tick God off like that. They are NOT good people.
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...hey look everyone I misunderstood Matthew 7:1-5 too!...
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This could not be more true!! When I was a drunken down and out s*x crazed drug addict I had bad acne...because I was a sinner. When I cleaned up and found Jesus, no more acne!! Praise JESUS!!

My oldest gets one from time to time and I give him a good strapping reminding him of unclean thoughts. After his strapping it clears right up - more proof of our merciful Lord and Savior!!
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You had bad acne because of drugs and alcohol...
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This could not be more true!! When I was a drunken down and out s*x crazed drug addict I had bad acne...because I was a sinner. When I cleaned up and found Jesus, no more acne!! Praise JESUS!!

My oldest gets one from time to time and I give him a good strapping reminding him of unclean thoughts. After his strapping it clears right up - more proof of our merciful Lord and Savior!!
You beat your kid for getting a zit! Good Lord help these people. Go on ban me whatever your name is. I yippety yippety yap yapped again or whatever you call it. God will clear things right up for all of you. Have a nice deluded life.
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Didn't you just get finished telling others not to judge, implying they were hypocrites for doing so?


That wasn't judging. It's a fact. drugs and alcohol cause a lot of health issues. That's why he had it. How's that judging? He said he did it.
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You beat your kid for getting a zit! Good Lord help these people.
Show us from the Bible how you think we are wrong. Scripture or it didn't happen.

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Acne is an illness. It can't be helped. It's how the body reacts to hormones and chemicals caused by puberty or stress or menopause etc, etc,etc. Everyone knows this. If Jesus were here himself He'd tell it to your face, and I think you people will use anything to judge other people and deem them as wicked and sinners. Well that in itself is a sin and YES I am a Christian but I don't take the Bible and turn it into some sick twisted interpretation in order to make fun of or degrade other people. Especially people who have a physical affliction due to no fault of their own other than bad genetics. Job declared that God was still holy no matter what his circumstance was and because he adopted that attitude... God blessed him even more! He healed him and gave him more than he had before.
People are not bad just because they're sick.
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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 02-12-2014, 09:14 AM

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If Jesus were here himself He'd tell it to your face
I suppose you think if Jesus were here today, he'd tell us we should wash our hands. It's what all the best science teaches. But that's not what He said when He was on earth.

Mk 7:1-9
1 Then came together unto him the Pharisees, and certain of the scribes, which came from Jerusalem.
2 And when they saw some of his disciples eat bread with defiled, that is to say, with unwashen, hands, they found fault.
3 For the Pharisees, and all the Jews, except they wash their hands oft, eat not, holding the tradition of the elders.
4 And when they come from the market, except they wash, they eat not. And many other things there be, which they have received to hold, as the washing of cups, and pots, brasen vessels, and of tables.
5 Then the Pharisees and scribes asked him, Why walk not thy disciples according to the tradition of the elders, but eat bread with unwashen hands?
6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.
7 Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
8 For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.
9 And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.


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Well that in itself is a sin and YES I am a Christian but I don't take the Bible and turn it into some sick twisted interpretation in order to make fun of or degrade other people. Especially people who have a physical affliction due to no fault of their own other than bad genetics.
We don't twist Scripture. We believe that the Bible means what it says. It is not open to interpretation.

2 Pet 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

If you think we've misunderstood a passage, show us from Scripture where we went wrong.

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Job declared that God was still holy no matter what his circumstance was and because he adopted that attitude... God blessed him even more! He healed him and gave him more than he had before.
I love the story of Job too. With God's permission (Job 1:12), Satan killed Job's ten children (Job 1:18-19). But Job remained faithful, and in the end God replaced his children (Job 42:13-15).

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People are not bad just because they're sick.
People sometimes get sick because they've sinned.

Jas 5:14-15 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: and the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

Sometimes because their parents or grandparents have sinned.

Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Sometimes for God's glory.

Jn 9:2-3 And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 02-12-2014, 09:23 AM

i can confirm that acne is a sign of devilry.
when i was young i self raped and acne marked my face.
i was easily influenced and went down a path i greatly regret and spend every day praying for forgiveness.
as soon as i discovered my wrong doing and started to pray, my skin started to clear.
i am very grateful that i found the light.
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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 02-12-2014, 09:27 AM

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i can confirm that acne is a sign of devilry.
when i was young i self raped and acne marked my face.
i was easily influenced and went down a path i greatly regret and spend every day praying for forgiveness.
as soon as i discovered my wrong doing and started to pray, my skin started to clear.
i am very grateful that i found the light.



So how come not everyone who "self rapes" gets acne and vice verse?
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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 02-12-2014, 12:39 PM

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So how come not everyone who "self rapes" gets acne and vice verse?
You shouldn't ask Unsaved Trash any questions. Generally speaking they don't know what they're talking about.

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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 05-05-2014, 11:52 AM

When I was younger and more religious, my skin was flawless, white, and glowing. I only started getting acne when I stopped praying as much (a terrible sin, I pray often now). Now that I am as religious as I was when I was younger, my skin is clear and the atheists I know have awful acne.
Thank you for this information.


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Default Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil! - 05-05-2014, 05:11 PM

Actually, acne is caused by bacteria,oil, and dead skin cells clog up pores in your skin. It usually happens during puberty. Seriously! Where in the bible does it say Satan gives you acne?
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