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Question I just got Welcome to Jesusland today. - 09-16-2006, 08:25 PM

I love the book (in fact I love it as much as I love my Bible; maybe more!), and I was wondering if it was possible in any way to have my copy autographed by Pastor Deacon Fred.

To my knowledge, I haven't heard of any book signing sessions either inside or outside of Freehold, Iowa, and I would be willing to pay for shipping both ways if mailing my copy to him was the only way possible.


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Default 09-16-2006, 10:41 PM

Hey I got it too.I think it is a really good book!
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Default 09-16-2006, 11:03 PM

Ship it with your request and several large bill$ inside, and I'm Certain the Good Pastor will be nearly pleased to comply with your request.

Don't forget to include return postage

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Default 09-18-2006, 01:04 AM

Why this is just great. I shall do that once I finish reading it!

I'm about halfway thorough, and I feel like I'm born again for the second time in such a short while!


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Pator Deacon Fred's address may be confidential. If it is a problem, we can help you.


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Default Praise Jesusland!! - 09-18-2006, 12:11 PM

I have to say that this is the second-best book I have ever read, next to the Holy KJV1611 Bible of course. It offers a deeper understanding of Jesus, as well as His chosen People, Landover Baptist Church of course.

I highly recommend that you run out and buy "Welcome to Jesusland*" as soon as possible. Jesus will surely smile upon you, and anyway its mandatory for all True Christians.







*Jesusland is the name we shall bestow upon America once the Republicans sweep the upcoming elections in 2008.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Default I think I have the correct address. - 09-19-2006, 12:21 AM

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Pator Deacon Fred's address may be confidential. If it is a problem, we can help you.
Yes, I'm aware that much of the mail that goes to Freehold, Iowa goes there indirectly (which is easily understood; I remember from the last forum that Freehold, Iowa was removed from every map after 9/11/01).

Pastor Pistle, I shall send the address I have via private message, in case any of those al quesadea camel jockeys (or any homer terrorist groups) are monitoring this board in an attempt to send anthrax-laced letters, or things that go boom to God's Favorite Church©.


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