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Engagement and Boston -
12-19-2013, 12:41 AM
Ladies, I am thrilled to be able to say that in a week, I will be Mrs. Henry Patton! Unfortunately, I met Henry when he came down to Texas to visit his parents. He lives in godless Boston for work, and when we marry, I will move there. Any advice about marriage and living a godly life in a godless place would be much appreciated.
YIC
Anna
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-19-2013, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Anna Robinson
Ladies, I am thrilled to be able to say that in a week, I will be Mrs. Henry Patton! Unfortunately, I met Henry when he came down to Texas to visit his parents.
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Why is that unfortunate, dear? Are you unhappy to marry a Godly man?
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He lives in godless Boston for work, and when we marry, I will move there. Any advice about marriage and living a godly life in a godless place would be much appreciated.
YIC
Anna
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How about all threads in this subforum, sweetie?
Start with this one:
Biblical Tips That Guarantee A Godly Marriage
And work your way down through the 285 threads here.
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-19-2013, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Anna Robinson
Ladies, I am thrilled to be able to say that in a week, I will be Mrs. Henry Patton! Unfortunately, I met Henry when he came down to Texas to visit his parents. He lives in godless Boston for work, and when we marry, I will move there. Any advice about marriage and living a godly life in a godless place would be much appreciated.
YIC
Anna
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Praise the Lord ... congratulations, Miss Anna! Have you set a date yet? I bet you're counting down the minutes until you and Mr. Patton can start producing little Soldiers, as is the Godly purpose of us women.
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As usual, Basilissa has provided gentle guidance as to where you might find the answers you seek. And don't forget: it's not where you live that matters, it's where JESUS lives! Which is everywhere! When you let Him live in your heart, you dwell in the house of the LORD!
Jesus is always with you, even when you poop. Isn't it comforting to know that you are never, ever alone? That He is always watching?
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-19-2013, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish
Praise the Lord ... congratulations, Miss Anna! Have you set a date yet? I bet you're counting down the minutes until you and Mr. Patton can start producing little Soldiers, as is the Godly purpose of us women.
As usual, Basilissa has provided gentle guidance as to where you might find the answers you seek. And don't forget: it's not where you live that matters, it's where JESUS lives! Which is everywhere! When you let Him live in your heart, you dwell in the house of the LORD!
Jesus is always with you, even when you poop. Isn't it comforting to know that you are never, ever alone? That He is always watching?
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We intend to marry on December 23rd. It's soon, but I don't think I could wait a moment longer! I look forward to producing soldiers and fulfilling that duty. Thank you for reminding me that a godly place is a godly home.
YIC,
Anna
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-19-2013, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Anna Robinson
I am very happy to be marrying a godly man. What I find unfortunate, is moving to an ungodly place.
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Well, dear, I'm sure you will find a Godly Christian Church in Boston, and since you will be homeschooling your future children (right?), you will be able to shut your family off the so called "real world" and keep everybody in the bubble safe shelter of a Christian community!
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Originally Posted by Miss Anna Robinson
We intend to marry on December 23rd. It's soon, but I don't think I could wait a moment longer! I look forward to producing soldiers and fulfilling that duty. Thank you for reminding me that a godly place is a godly home.
YIC,
Anna
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That's great news, honey! That means that after your wedding, you will have plenty of time to prepare a Godly Christmas feast for your husband's entire family!
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-20-2013, 12:00 AM
I will certainly homeschool my children. I shudder to think of the lies that those atheists and evilutionists teach in public school. Mr. Patton's favorite pie is a lemon meringue pie. It's his mother's recipe, and I've been practicing so I can make it like she does once we marry.
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-20-2013, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Anna Robinson
We intend to marry on December 23rd. It's soon, but I don't think I could wait a moment longer! I look forward to producing soldiers and fulfilling that duty. Thank you for reminding me that a godly place is a godly home.
YIC,
Anna
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Wouldn't it be simply wonderful if you and Mr. Patton conceived a Soldier of Christ on CHRISTmas?
You will probably increase your chances tenfold by mounting a picture of the sweet Baby Jesus, with His cherubic face and halo of golden curls, in your bedchamber. Then both of you should stare intently into His guileless blue eyes whilst coupling, which will no doubt ease the burden of this wholly unpleasant (yet necessary) act of procreation.
I will retire to my prayer closet immediately to implore the Lord for success in your marital bed! And remember: Jesus is always watching ... even when you "be getting' busy" (as my old Negra housekeeper used to indelicately say).
Isn't that a comfort to know?
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-20-2013, 01:17 AM
Miss Anna, Glory! I hope you have spoken with a true Christian woman to get some advice regarding your responsibilities as a wife and future mother. Remember, the marriage bed is holy. You should plan for your first encounter there with eagerness and yet with the meekness our Lord honors in his female children. Practice in a mirror your best smile. Be sure your flannel pajamas are pressed and that your quilted polyester robe is of matching color. Most of all, do not press your beloved for physical attention. Only when he mentions it to you should you give any inkling that you're looking forward to the terrible, horrible act of marital coitus. Mother said she always sang Further Along, a hymn from the past that is guaranteed to bless the Lord and keep your mind from the heinous things your husband might try to get you to do. Always remember: Prayer changes things!
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-20-2013, 06:45 PM
What a wonderful idea! We will certainly do that.
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-23-2013, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Anna Robinson
We intend to marry on December 23rd. It's soon, but I don't think I could wait a moment longer! I look forward to producing soldiers and fulfilling that duty. Thank you for reminding me that a godly place is a godly home.
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Dear Miss Robinson (soon-to-be Mrs. Henry Patton!),
Happy Wedding Day!
In the midst of all the fuss and frivolity that normally accompanies these festivities, I hope you set aside some time to thank the LORD for sending you a Godly husband. Exodus 15:11
May God bless your special day, as well as your endeavors in the bedroom this evening whilst undertaking the ghastly deed of procreation with Mr. Patton.
In Christ,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-26-2013, 12:31 PM
Boston is truly a disgusting place.
It is filled with poor, illiterate Irish who are butthurt and bitter about the fact that the town was founded by Anglo Saxon White Protestants, and they do all the jobs that white people don't want to do: take out the trash, construction, etc.
They are so bitter that they have to make liberal hit pieces against their overlords, creating an imaginary world where they are intelligent, like here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Will_Hunting
More proof that the Pope is still telling them what to do behind the scenes.
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
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Re: Engagement and Boston -
12-19-2013, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Why is that unfortunate, dear? Are you unhappy to marry a Godly man?
How about all threads in this subforum, sweetie?
Start with this one:
Biblical Tips That Guarantee A Godly Marriage
And work your way down through the 285 threads here.
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I am very happy to be marrying a godly man. What I find unfortunate, is moving to an ungodly place. Of course, I wouldn't want to complain about the blessing of marriage that I have been granted. Thank you for the direction to the sub forum. It's very helpful!
YIC,
Anna
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