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Default Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again. - 09-08-2010, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Colbert Mcpherson View Post
I have found my solution!

Last night, as I was praying to the Lord™ to help me with this problem, a Godly breeze wafted my trousers against my buttocks. I suddenly had a flash of divine inspiration!

As you are all well aware, there are two prominent reasons for homosexuality: Atheism and anal sex. If you remove one of these from the equation, homosexuality cannot exist!

So, in a few days, I shall sneak into their house while they sleep, and remove whichever offending article I can get.

Does anyone know any prayers to protect me from the power of sodomy?
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Default Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again. - 09-08-2010, 11:02 PM

Maybe that is a bit drastic and might make you look bad morally, so they will not respect you. This is a spiritual battle and you should not concede ground, but stay firmly moral yourself, and not trespass even if it is on a plot of land cursed by the Lord by the presence of these misguided corrupt sinners(!!) because the more you show you do not follow the Lord yourself, the more comfortable they will feel in trespassing against him in the place where you live.

I would suggest you put prominent signs up, that remind them that their evil ways are in fact that, or show the proper attitude towards God. Maybe these can inspire you. Always start by taking less drastic steps, and only go further if they do not avail. You may find the Lord will remove them for you if you pray more fervently and give a bit more to the poor.

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