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02-14-2015, 02:40 PM
Gary Owens, the announcer on the lie-beral, braless-hippy-chick-enabling show Laugh-In (shouldn't that have been Sin-In?), will spend eternity doing the announcements from beautiful downtown hell, where the demons will sock it to him forever.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-17-2015, 03:22 AM
Lesbian songstress LESLEY "Lezzie" GORE(FEST)....DISCOVERED BY A BLACK man and trained to wield feminist anthems at unsuspecting world like a barbed club AND played Catwoman's "sidekick" on TV need i say more (?)
WARNING- VIOLENT song not for young ears
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Singer-songwriter Lesley Gore, who topped the charts in 1963 at age 16 with her epic song of teenage angst, 'It's My Party,' and followed it up with the hits 'Judy's Turn to Cry,' and the feminist anthem 'You Don't Own Me,' died Monday. She was 68.
Gore died of lung cancer at New York University Langone Medical Center in Manhattan, according to her partner of 33 years, Lois Sasson.
'She was a wonderful human being — caring, giving, a great feminist, great woman, great human being, great humanitarian,' Sasson, a jewelry designer, told The Associated Press.
Brooklyn-born and New Jersey-raised, Gore was discovered by Quincy Jones as a teenager and signed to Mercury Records. She graduated from Sarah Lawrence College with a degree in English/American literature.
Gore's other hits include 'She's A Fool,' ''Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows,' ''That's the Way Boys Are' and 'Maybe I Know.' She co-wrote with her brother, Michael, the Academy Award-nominated 'Out Here On My Own' from the film 'Fame.'
She also played Catwoman's sidekick in the cult TV comedy 'Batman.'
In the 1990s, Gore co-wrote 'My Secret Love' for Allison Anders' film 'Grace of My Heart,' released in 1996. A couple of years later, she appeared in 'Smokey Joe's Cafe' on Broadway. Gore had been working on a stage version of her life with playwright Mark Hampton when she died.
In 2005, she released 'Ever Since,' her first album in 30 years, but was sure to revisit older hits in front of fans. 'If I've learned anything in this business,' she told The New York Times that year, 'how stupid would it be not to do 'It's My Party' when people come to hear it?'
She officially came out to the public when she hosted several episodes of the PBS series, 'In The Life,' which dealt with gay and lesbian issues.
(okay EMPHASIS MIN that is lesbian breakthrough part -but more to come read below)
During the 2012 presidential campaign, Gore turned 'You Don't Own Me' into an online video public service announcement demanding reproductive rights which starred Lena Dunham and Tavi Gevinson, among others
In the last few years, she performed at Feinstein's at the Loews Regency in New York and, along with Ronnie Spector and LaLa Brooks, headlined the 'She's Got the Power' concert outdoors at Lincoln Center in 2012.
In addition to Sasson, Gore is survived by her brother and mother, Ronny. Services will be held on Thursday at the Frank E. Campbell funeral home on Madison Avenue.
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LESBIAN TRUTH OF ALL TIME also revealed in movie "Grace of my hearts" when Gore wrote coded My Secret Love (song) for HER CHARACTERA AS seen in movie....look how she looks at blonde woman outside booth LOVERS anyone with eyes can see!
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02-17-2015, 05:25 AM
Jesus has finally sent THIS filthy wop nutjob down into the bowels of hell. The godless glop that he has foisted upon the world is not fit for human consumption.
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Billionaire Nutella Tycoon Michele Ferrero Dies at 89
He was the richest man in Italy.
The owner of Nutella manufacturer Ferrero Group passed away Saturday at the age of 89. Michele Ferrero "built the business founded by his parents in the 1940s into one of the world’s biggest confectionery companies" and had a net worth of $22.3 billion at the time of his death, reports Bloomberg, earning him the title of the richest person in Italy.
According to the official Nutella website, an early version of the spread was developed in the 1940's by Ferrero's father Pietro; cocoa was scarce due to wartime rationing, leading Pietro to add hazelnuts "to extend the chocolate supply." Michele Ferrero later refined the product and coined in Nutella in 1964. The cultishly-adored spread has been used in everything from cronut holes to soft-serve and NYC's Italian mega-market Eataly even has its own Nutella bar. Just don't try to name your baby after the spread (in France, at least).
In addition to Nutella, Ferrero also produces Ferrero Rocher truffles, Kinder brand chocolates, and the tiny breath mints known as Tic Tacs.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-18-2015, 10:09 PM
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Lesbian songstress LESLEY "Lezzie" GORE(FEST)....DISCOVERED BY A BLACK man and trained to wield feminist anthems at unsuspecting world like a barbed club AND played Catwoman's "sidekick" on TV need i say more (?)
WARNING- VIOLENT song not for young ears
LESBIAN TRUTH OF ALL TIME also revealed in movie "Grace of my hearts" when Gore wrote coded My Secret Love (song) for HER CHARACTERA AS seen in movie....look how she looks at blonde woman outside booth LOVERS anyone with eyes can see!
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She was a damned joo as well
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-27-2015, 05:25 PM
Leonard Nimoy, who played a product of human-alien miscegenation in that communist, atheist TV show Star Dreck, will now get to live long, if not prosper, once he is beamed down to a place that somewhat resembles the fi ctional planet Vulcan, namely, hell.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-27-2015, 07:14 PM
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Leonard Nimoy, who played a product of human-alien miscegenation in that communist, atheist TV show Star Dreck, will now get to live long, if not prosper, once he is beamed down to a place that somewhat resembles the fi ctional planet Vulcan, namely, hell.
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The only other being I knew of with pointy ears was the Devil. Coincidence?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-27-2015, 07:32 PM
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The only other being I knew of with pointy ears was the Devil. Coincidence?
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I think not, Brother. Those who watch the video in the link the good pastor shared will feel chilled to see the direct Satanic link between Vulcan an the Devil via the Jews (of which Nemoy was one).
Could it be any clearer that God hates the Jews who committed the horrendous crime of temporarily killing an immortal God? The sheer arrogance and hubris of such a people can never be underestimated. They are a powerful enemy even today.
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth,
because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44
When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying,
I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
Matthew 27:24-25
For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus:
for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:
Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have
persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway:
for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
1 Thessalonians 2:14-16
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie;
behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
Revelation 3:9
TRIGGER WARNINGS:
THIS VIDEO CONTAINS SOME SATANIC CHANTS AND DEMONIC RITUAL HAND GESTURES.
VIEW AT YOUR OWN SPIRITUAL DISCRETION
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-10-2015, 02:36 AM
Today is a very good day for Christians. Not satisfied with the death of Spock the demon? Then listen to this:
Sam Simon, one of the co-creators of one of the most profilic God-mocking liberal TV Shows, The Simpsons, died of ass cancer and finally recieved his punishment today and entered Hell to be raped and tortured for all eternity.
He was also an advocate of animal rights, even though there is no such thing as animal abuse
Good riddance!
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Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon who gave away his $100million fortune to animal charities dies of colon cancer aged 59
Sam Simon died on Sunday from colon cancer
He had initially been given just three months to live when diagnosed in 2012
Last November he described his illness as the 'most amazing experience of my life', because he was surrounded by his loved ones
Simon helped created the hit cartoon but retired from The Simpsons in 1993 and his severance package earned him about $10 million a year
A big animal rights advocate he decided that after his death all his money would go to charity
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-10-2015, 10:06 AM
Another Joo! What's worse - an Estonian Joo!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-20-2015, 02:56 PM
Not a single soiled penny for Landover from that heb Sam Simon. No wonder God struck him down with the rectal cancer after all his 'animal love' sessions.
It simply amazes me how narrow minded people are.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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A VILE WIERD SISTER ORGY PARTAKER HAS DIED TODAY AT THE AGE OF 55!!! REPENT AND SHARE THIS!!! -
03-21-2015, 02:02 AM
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: A VILE WIERD SISTER ORGY PARTAKER HAS DIED TODAY AT THE AGE OF 55!!! REPENT AND SHARE THIS!!! -
03-21-2015, 02:09 AM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-21-2015, 02:27 AM
THIS makes Jesus so happy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-30-2015, 02:44 AM
One of the founders of the radical hippie movement was sent down into the depths of hell by our loving Savior, Jesus today. Glory!
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(CNN) -- Dennis Hopper, the one-time Hollywood enfant terrible who portrayed such indelible characters as "Easy Rider's" biker Billy and "Blue Velvet's" huffing villain Frank Booth, died of prostate cancer Saturday morning at his home in Venice, California, his wife said. He was 74.
Hopper, who was diagnosed with prostate cancer last October, was surrounded by his children when he died, his wife, Victoria Hopper, told CNN.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-30-2015, 03:35 AM
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How appropriate. Sodomite cancer!
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03-31-2015, 08:55 PM
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I guess that he was used to prove the validity of Nahum 1:3
"The Lord is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the Lord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet."
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-02-2015, 04:07 AM
Today, Jesus has sent the ex-wife of a dead radical hippie down to join him in hell. Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-02-2015, 05:46 PM
Robert Schuller, who preached a fuzzy bunny brand of religion that he falsely claimed was Christianity, has been called to answer for his sins. He was mostly famous for inventing California style, false Christian drive in churches. In recent years, he was more well known for needing some more money while on TV. He was very tolerant of both Roman Catholics and Jews, even though they both preach false doctrine and even though they killed Jesus. God struck down his financial empire in recent years and now he has been called for that last interview. I expect he's in a heap of trouble.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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04-13-2015, 01:23 PM
Nazi child pornographer Günter Grass will get to scream and bang his tin drum eternally in hell. I wonder whether eels are on the menu there.
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04-30-2015, 05:50 AM
Jean Nidetch, an uppity woman and the founder of the Weight Watchers died on April 29 at the age of 91. While she was quite Godly when advicing women not to become monstruous obese hippopotami and to keep their shape in order to make marital relations less revolting for their husbands, she failed to follow some of the most important rules dictated by Jesus!
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The marriage ended in divorce in 1971. She was married again, for a few months, to a bass player she met on a cruise in 1975.
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Matthew 5:32
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
Fortunately, in Hell Mrs. Nidetch won't have to worry about her figure as the only nourisment her gut will receive is going to be lava enemas. Also, there will be a large support group of her peers also attending to the eternal meetings with punishing demons in the Furnace. In contrast, we can consume the delicacies of Heaven without any risk of overweight.
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