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Default Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 01:55 AM

I'm not myopic to think that every woman on here is under the thumb of some patriarchal sexist man, and that deep down Christian women here feel like they want to escape their self-imposed prison of heterosexuality and engaging in relations only for the sole purpose of bearing children. For what lesbian feminist psychologist Dr. Andrea Schwartz-Finklestein tells us, all women are insatiable sexual creatures that can only quench their burning desires with other women. This is an inherent trait in all women and no matter how much they repress their natural tendencies, they yearn to fulfill their fantasies.

I currently share an open, swinging marriage with my wife My'Shelle. We've had our share of hundreds of women entering into our marital bed over the years, for both of our erotic pleasures. But, lately, we've been craving something different. We've overindulged ourselves with vociferous feminists who don't shave, but now we want something completely novel and exciting. Which is why My'Shelle and I have offered our bodies to any True Christian™ women on here who are curious.

We live in Berkeley, CA so we will have to work out arrangements for you to come here or for us to visit you. We guarantee we will show you things you never knew existed. You will experience a sexual awakening, hopefully causing a domino effect which will lead you into questioning your pastors and Bible and embracing a New Philosophy of Lesbosocialatheism.

We are both African-American females. Normally we don't pollute our bodies by touching inferior white people, but both of us are curious ourselves and would like to try some "white meat" this time. I am 5'10, My'Shelle is 5'3. Our weight is unimportant, but suffice to say that what society's expectations for the "correct weight" is nothing more than a sexist, patriarchal method of controlling women. We are liberated. I am 59 years old, My'Shelle is 46. We have years of experience we promise you an adventure of a lifetime.

Naturally, I would assume many of you fear ostracization for publicly responding in favor to our proposal on here, so feel free to PM me if you are interested. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned



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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 02:13 AM

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 02:28 AM

I am calling for an immediate investigation of this outrageous vile abomination!

DOF will be subpoenaing all relevant phone recordings, travel records and security camera footage.

You have been warned !!


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This is not a Lesbian pick up joint Dr. X, it is a wholesome Christian Forum. You will not find any interest in your sinful perversions among the Godly Ladies of Landover.

I find it in very poor taste that you would describe yourself and your "partner" in such graphic terms. Why you have not been banned is beyond my comprehension. Perhaps the Pastors keep you around as the ultimate example of what sort of person a True Christian™ should never aspire to emulate.


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 02:58 AM

Wow, Ms. X. You are a stunning lady! You remind me of my third wife.

Are you sure you aren't just looking for the right Christian man to work on your plumbing?


Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 03:06 AM

Um...excuse me. You guys are all MEN. Did I ask for males to respond? NO. I am interested in hearing from the women.

Also, why did I get an infraction? I wasn't graphic or anything. I've been infracted in the past before but never for anything so stupid as this! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned



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Um...excuse me. You guys are all MEN. Did I ask for males to respond? NO. I am interested in hearing from the women.

Also, why did I get an infraction? I wasn't graphic or anything. I've been infracted in the past before but never for anything so stupid as this! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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If you make a post, people can respond. Simple as that. You don't make the rules. Also, you received an infraction because hmm...I guess it didn't occur to you that a Conservative Christian Forum is not the best place to pick up women for Lesbian Swinging Purposes.

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 03:22 AM

The mind reels at the horrid possibilities of disease and injury at the hands of this slavering slut-ubus !!

And imagine the fiery torments in Hell that await anyone that shares depravities with this naughty nubile nasty Negress !!


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 03:33 AM

I have no words.

The first thought that came my mind was John 11:35, Jesus wept.

Perhaps God has a plan to save you, Miss X, much like He did Saul on the way to Damascus. You'd better hope that's the case, because if not, I'm sure Satan has plans for you for when you become his guest. And I am sure that you can imagine what they are, none of them pleasant.


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 03:36 AM

LOL!

Why would you post that on this forum?!? Google is your friend, search "666 lesbian dating forum".
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LOL!

Why would you post that on this forum?!? Google is your friend, search "666 lesbian dating forum".

She wants to inflict her vile and wanton slavering depravitudes on Godly Christian white women.

She can have all the unSaved flesh she wants, but only by corrupting Christians can she fulfill Satan's diabolical plans.


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 05:28 AM

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo!

I'll be your back door man woman anytime, hot stuff!


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 06:25 AM

No, not at all.
You can't put your lesbian rubbish like that post here and honestly believe what your writing. Can you?. Do you really believe that women deep down want other women?.
I would never do anything like that. It's disgusting.
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 07:28 AM

I heard a rumor that My'Shelle has to don one of those World War I gas masks every time she does the tongue dance on Tyeisha...


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<---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
nows you needs to quit baggin our liddle chinky smilies! this be special melting pot lessons just for you, to heals you of your anti-asians sentimints

here be a half-breeds wiv the yella skin + round eyes --->

but this one be pure ning-tong you can tell cuz of the teeths --->

i not wants you to feel that just cuz you a racialists an a lezbo that we not cares about you, so i founds you a brown smilie, he be out joggings wiv some folk who dresseds up like ice creams it so cute





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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 08:10 PM



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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-25-2009, 11:20 PM

I am confused. Is this thread about racists?


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-26-2009, 12:26 AM

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nows you needs to quit baggin our liddle chinky smilies! this be special melting pot lessons just for you, to heals you of your anti-asians sentimints

here be a half-breeds wiv the yella skin + round eyes --->

but this one be pure ning-tong you can tell cuz of the teeths --->

i not wants you to feel that just cuz you a racialists an a lezbo that we not cares about you, so i founds you a brown smilie, he be out joggings wiv some folk who dresseds up like ice creams it so cute





i hope we be platonick freinds nows so you can be learned about the lurve of the lord

Sister Petel your back Yay!Pasise Our Great Lord Jesus for that i have missed you hun its great to have you back But how have you been? i really hope Wonderful But I still hope one day that Evil Nigro Lesbain will see the errors in her Dirty sick life style and Accept Jesus I can keep hoping but she should be Banned
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-26-2009, 12:50 AM

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Leroy Jenkins, are you some sort of a transsexual?

Your avatar appears to be female.

No. It was a long shot at meeting the harlot to save her.

It appears she was not fooled.


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