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Default Re: Hello! - 02-28-2015, 03:33 PM
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if the guy dresses up like a girl it doesn't count as gay right? please i want to be saved but i don't know. i really think i could be gay.
If you want to be saved, the rules are crystal clear. You must repent of your sins - ALL of them, not just the big ones, and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour.
Acts 3:19
Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;
Acts 2:38
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.


You must read God's Holy Word (conveniently transcribed for you in the King James Version Bible you apparently haven't cracked yet) and obey every single one of His commandments.
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Fortunately, once you've been cleansed by the Holy Spirit, you will sin no more and be perfect like us. Glory!

As Pastor Peters pointed out, homersexuality and transvestitism are sins. By what twisted logic do you think you can be saved and still commit these abominations?

Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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Default Re: Hello! - 02-28-2015, 08:20 PM
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i don't think this is the right church for me...
No church will be the right church for you. Some will welcome you in and tell you that you will be saved, but they will be lying - they want nothing more than your money and will lie to get it. The fact is that the Bible tells us over and over again that gaysexurals and trannys are an abomination in God's sight, so there is no chance that you can be saved, despite what lying churches may tell you.

If you really want to be Saved™ from the eternal fires of Hell, there is only one way. You must renounce all your homosexural perversions. If you need help, Landover Baptist Church runs deconversion programs.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-01-2015, 01:11 AM
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No church will be the right church for you. Some will welcome you in and tell you that you will be saved, but they will be lying - they want nothing more than your money and will lie to get it. The fact is that the Bible tells us over and over again that gaysexurals and trannys are an abomination in God's sight, so there is no chance that you can be saved, despite what lying churches may tell you.

If you really want to be Saved™ from the eternal fires of Hell, there is only one way. You must renounce all your homosexural perversions. If you need help, Landover Baptist Church runs deconversion programs.
As always, Mr. Farmer is correct. This is the true church, and good, Bible-following Baptist churches that obey ALL of the KJV Bible will help you get to heaven. A good start is reading the entire KJV Bible. Get back to me when you are done.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-01-2015, 02:35 AM
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umm excuse me, but this seams a bit mean. i understand that you disagree with what i said but i'm still a human being... and it's TightLIPS not TightAss. i don't have a tight ass.
That is one of the many hazards of being a pillow biter. I suggest you get right with Christ while you still have any sphincteral elasticity left to brag about.
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Default Re: Hello! - 03-01-2015, 04:35 AM
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Hi. So i'm not sure where to begin so i'll just get right into it.

i was not raised in a religious family. my 2 dads (yes i was raised by a gay couple) were never religious and i believe they are atheist though they've never really said it outright. i found this church and i am very eager to begin my life in the Church.

I know that many will have problems with my gay parents but they are good people. i am straight though i have had gay sex before because my parents have always pressured me to be gay and i feel like i would let them down if i didn't at least try to be. honestly i think i might be bi and even though most people here would say it's a choice i hope to change some of your minds.

another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved! thanks for reading. i hope to get to know everyone here. i have heard you are a very loving and devout group of people
hello, comrade! you seem pretty chill. i apologize for what's said here, some people on this forum have attitudes.

i think it's very interesting that you have two parents who are gay! were you adopted, per chance? i'm not going to discriminate you in anyway, i'm gay too (well, i'm a demiromantic pansexual but that's a mouthful lol). i say if you believe you are bi, then that's probably what you are, but i know several straight people who have had gay sex and are still straight; it's just experimentation, and, believe it or not, a lot of straight people have done it.

to be honest if you're interested in christianity, make sure you read up and research on it a lot. reading the entirety of the bible will help definitely. i'm not christian, so i can't really offer you help on the subject, but i suggest you not just research christianity, but a whole ton of other religions as well. there are many out there to learn about, even if you know you do not believe in their ideas, it's still very interesting to learn about!

wish you the best of luck!

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hello, comrade! you seem pretty chill. i apologize for what's said here, some people on this forum have attitudes.

i think it's very interesting that you have two parents who are gay! were you adopted, per chance? i'm not going to discriminate you in anyway, i'm gay too (well, i'm a demiromantic pansexual but that's a mouthful lol). i say if you believe you are bi, then that's probably what you are, but i know several straight people who have had gay sex and are still straight; it's just experimentation, and, believe it or not, a lot of straight people have done it.

to be honest if you're interested in christianity, make sure you read up and research on it a lot. reading the entirety of the bible will help definitely. i'm not christian, so i can't really offer you help on the subject, but i suggest you not just research christianity, but a whole ton of other religions as well. there are many out there to learn about, even if you know you do not believe in their ideas, it's still very interesting to learn about!

wish you the best of luck!
That is the Holy Spirit talking, friend!

There may be hope for you yet!

However, the rest of your post was inspired by satan! Work on cleaning up your spiritual act!!
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hello, comrade! you seem pretty chill. i apologize for what's said here, some people on this forum have attitudes.

i think it's very interesting that you have two parents who are gay! were you adopted, per chance? i'm not going to discriminate you in anyway, i'm gay too (well, i'm a demiromantic pansexual but that's a mouthful lol). i say if you believe you are bi, then that's probably what you are, but i know several straight people who have had gay sex and are still straight; it's just experimentation, and, believe it or not, a lot of straight people have done it.

to be honest if you're interested in christianity, make sure you read up and research on it a lot. reading the entirety of the bible will help definitely. i'm not christian, so i can't really offer you help on the subject, but i suggest you not just research christianity, but a whole ton of other religions as well. there are many out there to learn about, even if you know you do not believe in their ideas, it's still very interesting to learn about!

wish you the best of luck!


This isn't a dating site for degenerates. You two are both communist homosexuals who deny God. What do you want here?

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to be honest if you're interested in christianity, make sure you read up and research on it a lot. reading the entirety of the bible will help definitely.
Exactly. When even a God-mocking degenerate like you can see this basic truth, then the Lord is truly doing a great work. Reading the entirety of the Bible will show what Christianity actually is, not what Pastor Feelgood has reworked it to be.

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If you do this in a spirit of prayerfulness and openness to the Lord's guidance, you will see that while all other religions are collections of ridiculous myths that are completely disconnected from evidence and logic, Christianity is unquestionably God's Truth.

This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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hello, comrade! you seem pretty chill. i apologize for what's said here, some people on this forum have attitudes.

i think it's very interesting that you have two parents who are gay! were you adopted, per chance? i'm not going to discriminate you in anyway, i'm gay too (well, i'm a demiromantic pansexual but that's a mouthful lol). i say if you believe you are bi, then that's probably what you are, but i know several straight people who have had gay sex and are still straight; it's just experimentation, and, believe it or not, a lot of straight people have done it.

to be honest if you're interested in christianity, make sure you read up and research on it a lot. reading the entirety of the bible will help definitely. i'm not christian, so i can't really offer you help on the subject, but i suggest you not just research christianity, but a whole ton of other religions as well. there are many out there to learn about, even if you know you do not believe in their ideas, it's still very interesting to learn about!

wish you the best of luck!
hey thanks man. you seem pretty cool too
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Default Re: Hello! - 03-06-2015, 12:38 PM
ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn
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ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn
Just a friendly heads-up: If I were you I wouldn´t post videos of you masturbating while watching gay/transsexual porn. That might be result in a ban.

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-06-2015, 06:54 PM
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...does the bible say anything about porn?...
When are you going to read it for yourself, so YOU KNOW what it says, instead of always relying on what other people tell you what is in there?

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-06-2015, 06:58 PM
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Just a friendly heads-up: If I were you I wouldn´t post videos of you masturbating while watching gay/transsexual porn. That might be result in a ban.
Yeah, you might want to send those straight to Pastor Zeke, for his, uh, "research into God-hating lifestyles", yeah, that's it.

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ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn
You fornificator! Of course porn and masturbation are wrong. Sexual acts, unpleasent as they are, are only to be condoned for creating more soldiers for Christ within in the act of marriage. Masturbation is gross (sticking your hands "down there"...) You'll go to Hell, and I'll laugh, unless you repent and join us in Heaven.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-09-2015, 04:21 AM
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Yeah, you might want to send those straight to Pastor Zeke, for his, uh, "research into God-hating lifestyles", yeah, that's it.
what the heck? i never posted any videos of myself at all! any videos like that are between me and my partners only. i would never post anything like that publicly.
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ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn
Fantasizing about sodomy is just as evil as the act itself, demon.
Genesis 38:9-10
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Default Re: Hello! - 03-09-2015, 06:22 AM
fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell :thumbsup :
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fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell :thumbsup :
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fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell :thumbsup :
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another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved!
Anything as long as long as it can wait until after the nightly orgy, apparently.

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