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Default God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 08:37 AM

Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer. I thank Jesus evry day for makin me a bonifyed mircle. I stand befor you a humbel man who has witness the power of Christ! Ahmen!, I ussed to testify to the spirit of Jesus with snakes an drinking gas. that was back in Smokyhole when I was "sinnen on tha side"....it makes me tear up to think I went astray and begun drinking shine. That moonshine bout brok up my 50 yr mareage. Thankfuly (years ago Jesus dun told me to loc my wife in her cage) iffy I ever fall back to drink. She was done protekdead. Glory to be bak. Amhen! My iPad is running down now so I gots t go. hopin to meet not mean Christians here. Praise the lord....an out
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 08:56 AM

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Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer. I thank Jesus evry day for makin me a bonifyed mircle. I stand befor you a humbel man who has witness the power of Christ! Ahmen!, I ussed to testify to the spirit of Jesus with snakes an drinking gas. that was back in Smokyhole when I was "sinnen on tha side"....it makes me tear up to think I went astray and begun drinking shine. That moonshine bout brok up my 50 yr mareage. Thankfuly (years ago Jesus dun told me to loc my wife in her cage) iffy I ever fall back to drink. She was done protekdead. Glory to be bak. Amhen! My iPad is running down now so I gots t go. hopin to meet not mean Christians here. Praise the lord....an out
What sins did you commit to make Jesus hate you so much?

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 10:05 AM

I'm not sure what you mean by "home school tone," friend. If you mean being erudite and well-educated, that's certainly nothing to apologize for.


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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 10:41 AM

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What sins did you commit to make Jesus hate you so much?

YIC
Could he be saying that he spoke in tongues and played with snakes as the Pentegramcostolists do? That would cause God to give him a brain tumour. But I think he's repenting of his sins, now. Do I have that right, Mr Tung?


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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 03:38 PM

Jim, you hits da Nael on its head!
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 04:03 PM

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Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer. I thank Jesus evry day for makin me a bonifyed mircle. I stand befor you a humbel man who has witness the power of Christ! Ahmen!, I ussed to testify to the spirit of Jesus with snakes an drinking gas. that was back in Smokyhole when I was "sinnen on tha side"....it makes me tear up to think I went astray and begun drinking shine. That moonshine bout brok up my 50 yr mareage. Thankfuly (years ago Jesus dun told me to loc my wife in her cage) iffy I ever fall back to drink. She was done protekdead. Glory to be bak. Amhen! My iPad is running down now so I gots t go. hopin to meet not mean Christians here. Praise the lord....an out
For Christians the condition you've described has an immediate remedy.
Ephesians 6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. KJV
For lower specimens, atheists for example or Zoroastrians, there are fewer options.
. . . . .Probably this is about the best available for such cases.
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 04:19 PM

Do not sin anymore
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 05:04 PM

How very lucky of you for God to of chosen you! I hope your tumor grows large enough to be visible by all that pass. We are all very impressed.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 05:05 PM

You is so rite Mitzalizalor! Thats why's ben tithing to Rev. Benny Hin (as well as LBC). I done recunized the nead fore a Christan heeler! I was wudrin if youths pastor Marty is still arround? When I was a child he done preformed a type of heeling on me. I aint abel to remember much.....just being elevatud to heaven (deteched of my bodie) and num to da touc. He's a purar mirecle workr, dat man! Glory hallaluya Prayse Jesus!
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 05:21 PM

Thank you Bruther James, The lord dont give us more than we can handeL ! I is truly blessd I gots a "fenominon" goin on in my head. I do so hate usin that word cause of that John Trevolta movie. I dint no he was a "Sciencetologist" When i wached that movy of his........it done burnd my eyes with Satans blabber. I wunder if "that" dint gimme the tumer!
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I was wudrin if youths pastor Marty is still arround?
We rarely see Youth Pastor Mary these days.


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1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 06:22 PM

Mr. Tungtalker,

I try to give everyone the benefit of doubt. You also deserve that much. Your case is not totally hopeless. Maybe. As long as you have enough wits to understand your sinful state, repent and be re-born, the chance of Salvation in there.



I also find some benefits in the uneducated state exemplified by you. You don't have to discard the false teachings of atheist science before you can really understand the Word and True Nature™ of God.

1 Corinthians 1:20
Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

Just fear God and Hell and try to keep His commandments and your path to Heaven will be feasible. Jesus might, just might have some use for you.


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Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer.
Yes, he does do that sort of thing to show how powerful he is (John:9:3). This means he has taken an interest in you and you, in a small way, are serving God.

You are most fortunate.





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Thank you Bruther James, The lord dont give us more than we can handeL ! I is truly blessd I gots a "fenominon" goin on in my head. I do so hate usin that word cause of that John Trevolta movie. I dint no he was a "Sciencetologist" When i wached that movy of his........it done burnd my eyes with Satans blabber. I wunder if "that" dint gimme the tumer!
God never gives us more than we can handle. I am sure your tumor is nicely sized.
I've arranged for Granny June (Miss Cookie is mysteriously absent) to send you one of the 'Landover BallBoy Caps' left over from last summers gaming retreat at the Bellagio.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Smile Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-20-2015, 09:35 PM

thanc u for kind thoghts and praers. I do beleve I was seengled out by god....this be a way how I two test my faith! Now I is flattering The Lord more than ev'er! Prase tha savyour !!! I think al the $$$ I been tithing is heelin me! As my late grate Christian hero of all time, Rev. Jerry Fallwell, wood say....Gods thist for money cAn nevar be satisfyed.....the moore you give the moore you gets!
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thanc u for kind thoghts and praers. I do beleve I was seengled out by god....this be a way how I two test my faith! Now I is flattering The Lord more than ev'er! Prase tha savyour !!! I think al the $$$ I been tithing is heelin me! As my late grate Christian hero of all time, Rev. Jerry Fallwell, wood say....Gods thist for money cAn nevar be satisfyed.....the moore you give the moore you gets!
HI Tim! Pearl here.

Are you perhaps a negro or of some lesser color? Your language does not reflect being Blessed by the LORD with a tumor. Rather, an absent Father (found most commonly in colored households) or just poor education. Although you said you were homeschooled, so I would not think that your education is to fault, as that is how I have raised all of my babies and they know their way around a dictionary. LOL.

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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-21-2015, 01:47 AM

It's so nise to see you Paster Rune! I see hurl still givin the sinners a taste of fire an brimstone. Anyone else heer from long a go? ........Larry Lee? pastor Pistol? My favriite "homemaker"...Glendora Christianson?, Babs?, V, etc add naseum? I is so sorry but when I tryd to anser you mesage I done got flutterd cause I ain't got this innernet stuff down yet.....aftur 10yers? an this tumer ain't helpin. My wife has evun begune calin me "braen dead"! I had da puts her in the cage again........I is goning to goes huntin this week en so I left her some roadkil and a hot plate. aimmen, When wilt women start knowin there plase? wish me good an May God be wit you! Timmy.
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It's so nise to see you Paster Rune! I see hurl still givin the sinners a taste of fire an brimstone. Anyone else heer from long a go? ........Larry Lee? pastor Pistol? My favriite "homemaker"...Glendora Christianson?, Babs?, V, etc add naseum? I is so sorry but when I tryd to anser you mesage I done got flutterd cause I ain't got this innernet stuff down yet.....aftur 10yers? an this tumer ain't helpin. My wife has evun begune calin me "braen dead"! I had da puts her in the cage again........I is goning to goes huntin this week en so I left her some roadkil and a hot plate. aimmen, When wilt women start knowin there plase? wish me good an May God be wit you! Timmy.
Son, this is Franklin. My wife, Pearl, asked you a question. Now, she may be just a woman, but she is still above a negro field peasant. Pearl asked you if you were colored, and you will respond before going into a rant about things the LORD does not care about. Or I, for that matter.

I have a feeling you will not be around these 'forums' long, so Pearl suggested I use this 'emoticon' as she calls it.

That's all.

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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-21-2015, 01:58 AM

Deer franklinandpearl, aint no Negras livin near me, well not for long, they gets scarred of the "spiryts dressd in white".....now wickens, that be another mattar. You allways have to keep an eye out caus they is tricky.
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-21-2015, 02:36 AM

Welcome back, Brother Tim. It has been a while.

I don't know why the Good Lord has seen fit to smite you with a brain tumor. Normally such a thing is punishment for sins, but in your case I think it's probably a test of your faith, which you seem to be passing with flying colors.

I will pray that Jesus heals you of your tumor, and if it's His will, then it will be done. If it's not, then I'll see you on the other side.

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