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I never knew this -
01-31-2014, 07:40 AM
I've read the thread posted by Pastor Isaac Peters concerning the curses behind ancestral mistakes and I feel very bad. But thats just the fact because the Bible really laid more emphasis concerning this, and it means anyone who trespasses will face the consiquences. Its very bad Iam Nigerian, and worst is that, I dont know my Biological father. This has kept me struggling to be a church worker and mingling with christians. A Bastard cannot enter the Church. My life is a mess. Currently, Iam a church wanderer. I get upset in church for no reason. I get angry with Church people and vice versa, including Pastors. I appologize for insulting Pastors on Landover Baptist. So how do I get saved. Jesus refers me as a dog, even worse because Iam a Bastard, I cant fake that, its reality. God is really angry with me. So should I turn away from seeking God and become a thug, a smoker, a theif, a rapist, a terrorist, a scammer or whatsover you could think of? Now I understang why I struggle to please God. My foundation is faulty. Will God ever accept me?
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Re: I never knew this -
01-31-2014, 07:49 AM
Welcome back, Emart10. If you want to be saved, all you have to do is believe in Jesus and follow every single commandment in the Bible.
Jn 3:16-20
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
Jas 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
If you want to know more, you can read this. Don't worry too much about your skin disability. God can save even the sons of Ham. I'll be praying for you.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: I never knew this -
01-31-2014, 02:13 PM
Dear Reverend Spearchucker.
Thank you for visiting God's favorite forum. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to Heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for White people.
Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.
God hates you and so do we.
YIC,
Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I never knew this -
02-02-2014, 02:57 AM
Dearest Blessed Friend in Jesus,
Praises be to His Holy Name in Jesus of Christ! I have been read that you in newspaper are of very blessed and upright character so please to be reading this in Jesus name to help a very distraught me and mother.
Because of His Holy Will, our God has called home my father, King Kamehameha of Omaha, Omaha, Omaha. Yes, I am Princess Naomi of Nebraska Jersey and my mother, Queen Latifah, is distraught and despondent due to our loss of father husband and provider. I need someone I can trust to assist in retrieving father's accounts in Lagos and Palm Springs. For helping I can bequeath you the sum of five million US dollars. You will need to provide me with a Western Union transfer of $30,000.15 in order for my attorney to prepare the needed paperwork in Jesus name so this all can occur.
I am of prayering and thanksgiving to the all mighty LORD that you will agree to help me.
Royally,
Princess Naomi Omaha Omaha Omaha!
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Re: I never knew this -
02-02-2014, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dear Reverend Spearchucker.
Thank you for visiting God's favorite forum. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to Heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for White people.
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God hates you and so do we.
YIC,
Pastor Ezekiel
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You could make a mistake here, Pastor. You do not know if he is not a good White Man who just happens to possess nigerian citizenship
And what if it is true? You would have to apologize for both mistaking and humiliating him. Be careful when you do not see the race of people, for not everyone living in africa is a descendant of ham
Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary
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Re: I never knew this -
02-02-2014, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Emart10
So should I turn away from seeking God and become a thug, a smoker, a theif, a rapist, a terrorist, a scammer or whatsover you could think of?
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Of course not! Because we know that is precisely what happens to everyone without Jesus in his life. Especially with you having the Curse of Ham. We know it makes you people naturally all hyper sexual trying to rape white women and steal pies from window sills.
Please don't make it any worse by turning away from Jesus, boy.
He'll be watching and I'll be praying for you, son.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: I never knew this -
02-02-2014, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Emart10
I've read the thread posted by Pastor Isaac Peters concerning the curses behind ancestral mistakes and I feel very bad. But thats just the fact because the Bible really laid more emphasis concerning this, and it means anyone who trespasses will face the consiquences. Its very bad Iam Nigerian, and worst is that, I dont know my Biological father. This has kept me struggling to be a church worker and mingling with christians. A Bastard cannot enter the Church. My life is a mess. Currently, Iam a church wanderer. I get upset in church for no reason. I get angry with Church people and vice versa, including Pastors. I appologize for insulting Pastors on Landover Baptist. So how do I get saved. Jesus refers me as a dog, even worse because Iam a Bastard, I cant fake that, its reality. God is really angry with me. So should I turn away from seeking God and become a thug, a smoker, a theif, a rapist, a terrorist, a scammer or whatsover you could think of? Now I understang why I struggle to please God. My foundation is faulty. Will God ever accept me?
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Gratuitous capitalizations lead me to the inescapable conclusion that yes, this man is a Nigerian.
I believe God has marked them thus, that Christians may recognize the difference between true fantastic business opportunities that arrive by fax and email and false, Nigerian schemes that come via the same methods.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: I never knew this -
02-02-2014, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Emart10
Will God ever accept me?
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He can do whatever HE pleases, but if I were you I wouldn't put my hopes too high.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Unsaved trash, jungle bunny
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Location: Nigeria, West Africa.
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Re: I never knew this -
02-05-2015, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Dearest Blessed Friend in Jesus,
Praises be to His Holy Name in Jesus of Christ! I have been read that you in newspaper are of very blessed and upright character so please to be reading this in Jesus name to help a very distraught me and mother.
Because of His Holy Will, our God has called home my father, King Kamehameha of Omaha, Omaha, Omaha. Yes, I am Princess Naomi of Nebraska Jersey and my mother, Queen Latifah, is distraught and despondent due to our loss of father husband and provider. I need someone I can trust to assist in retrieving father's accounts in Lagos and Palm Springs. For helping I can bequeath you the sum of five million US dollars. You will need to provide me with a Western Union transfer of $30,000.15 in order for my attorney to prepare the needed paperwork in Jesus name so this all can occur.
I am of prayering and thanksgiving to the all mighty LORD that you will agree to help me.
Royally,
Princess Naomi Omaha Omaha Omaha!
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No Mrs Naomi, stop this. Why hurting my feelings.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: I never knew this -
02-05-2015, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Emart10
I've read the thread posted by Pastor Isaac Peters concerning the curses behind ancestral mistakes and I feel very bad. But thats just the fact because the Bible really laid more emphasis concerning this, and it means anyone who trespasses will face the consiquences. Its very bad Iam Nigerian, and worst is that, I dont know my Biological father. This has kept me struggling to be a church worker and mingling with christians. A Bastard cannot enter the Church. My life is a mess. Currently, Iam a church wanderer. I get upset in church for no reason. I get angry with Church people and vice versa, including Pastors. I appologize for insulting Pastors on Landover Baptist. So how do I get saved. Jesus refers me as a dog, even worse because Iam a Bastard, I cant fake that, its reality. God is really angry with me. So should I turn away from seeking God and become a thug, a smoker, a theif, a rapist, a terrorist, a scammer or whatsover you could think of? Now I understang why I struggle to please God. My foundation is faulty. Will God ever accept me?
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Welcome friend.
While personally, I do not see God ever accepting you in the kingdom of Heaven, it does not mean that you should not try very hard, every day to make Him happy.
Revel in your place in the world as a descendant of Ham. Account for all the children you've fathered. Turn yourself into the police for the crimes you've committed. Know your place. Tithe to the Church.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I never knew this -
02-06-2015, 03:38 AM
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No Mrs Naomi, stop this. Why hurting my feelings.
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Friend, I don't ever listen to a woman's prattling long enough to take offense at whatever things she might happen to say.
But never mind all that. What's important is that you're here, and you're on your knees, recognizing the fact that your life is in shambles because you don't have a strong personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
That is a great place to be, on your knees, because it means you're ready to stop rebelling and start allowing the Lord to work in your life.
I'm so excited for you and the great things that God has got in store for you!
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Unsaved trash, jungle bunny
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Re: I never knew this -
02-22-2015, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Friend, I don't ever listen to a woman's prattling long enough to take offense at whatever things she might happen to say.
But never mind all that. What's important is that you're here, and you're on your knees, recognizing the fact that your life is in shambles because you don't have a strong personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
That is a great place to be, on your knees, because it means you're ready to stop rebelling and start allowing the Lord to work in your life.
I'm so excited for you and the great things that God has got in store for you!
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Why am I restricted from sending private or multimedia messages? Did any user told you I sent them messages? I've never sent anyone a message, and will never do that. I only recieved infractions from some of forum members. I understand that my problem is spiritual and I need to see a Pastor for deliverance prayers because it seems a similar mark of Cain had been placed on me, without my knowledge. Everyone labels me 'a bad guy' even when Iam not. Enough of the insults, especially you, Pastor Zeke.
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Re: I never knew this -
02-22-2015, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Emart10
Why am I restricted from sending private or multimedia messages? Did any user told you I sent them messages? I've never sent anyone a message, and will never do that. I only recieved infractions from some of forum members. I understand that my problem is spiritual and I need to see a Pastor for deliverance prayers because it seems a similar mark of Cain had been placed on me, without my knowledge. Everyone labels me 'a bad guy' even when Iam not. Enough of the insults, especially you, Pastor Zeke.
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Friend, no one is insulting you. They are just being honest. People think all these things (and way more, I can assure you) all the time. However, as True Christians™ God Almighty Himself has commanded us to be honest with you.
You do prefer honesty over deception, right?
You do want to drop to your knees in front of the Lord and satisfy Him, correct?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: I never knew this -
02-23-2015, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Emart10
I understand that my problem is spiritual and I need to see a Pastor for deliverance prayers because it seems a similar mark of Cain had been placed on me, without my knowledge. Everyone labels me 'a bad guy' even when Iam not. Enough of the insults, especially you, Pastor Zeke.
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Hey boy;
Explain yourself. Did a witch but a spell on you? Because I know you've got a serious witch problem over there in africa.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I never knew this -
02-23-2015, 03:01 AM
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Why am I restricted from sending private or multimedia messages? Did any user told you I sent them messages?
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No, friend, I haven't heard anything about that. Tell you what, why don't you send me your Skype address, and we'll see if we can get to the bottom of this!
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