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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-15-2007, 03:49 AM
I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-15-2007, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by GodGoodFlavor
I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
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Excuse me, but we're all in favor of stoning sodomites and burning witches. It's false Christians like you who make it illegal to do so in this once God-fearing country.
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-15-2007, 11:37 AM
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No. Infact its the whole purpose of this board, wich you guys created, because you think your in the position to help people. when its apparent you all need serious help yourselves
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No. We think Jesus is in a position to help people, which is why we created this board to spread His love. We needed help from Jesus, and we got it. Won't you accept His help too?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-17-2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
No. We think Jesus is in a position to help people, which is why we created this board to spread His love. We needed help from Jesus, and we got it. Won't you accept His help too?
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Impressive, Brother T, this sums it up in a Godly nutshell (and maybe now that GoodGOD has been placed on moderation, he'll have time to simmer down and consider the error of his nasty heathenizer ways)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-18-2007, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by GodGoodFlavor
I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
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Where exactly have we done the "oppisite" of what the Bible says?
You're the one raping children, sir. Is that something the Bible said to do?
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-19-2007, 07:32 PM
Thou art going to Hell.
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-20-2007, 10:25 PM
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i dont mention the bible, i follow it.
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You claim to follow the Bible, but you haven't even read it. You are just an asshole (yes, I called you an asshole--trust me, I have read the Bible, and there is nothing in there that says you can't call an asshole an asshole) who thinks that the Bible says whatever you want it to say, rather than what it actually does say.
If you know more about how God wants us to behave than we do, then tell us why. Did God send you a telegram? Did He phone you? Does He speak with you on a daily basis? But we will listen to you only if you present evidence of what God wants. Anything else is just some asshole's opinion.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-21-2007, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by GodGoodFlavor
I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
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I admitted my sin, and in the name of our lord Jesus Christ repented from all vices that may lure me to the ways of Satan. You however are a homer who lusts for that which is most reprehensible.
You also say that you have been "Diagnosed with a genetic disorder" Thats your typical Liebrial propaganda. Our lord the almighty made YOU in an image of HIMSELF. Therefore you are perfect. Any homerism you may partake in, or lust for, purely shows you have not succumb to the teachings of Christ.
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Matthew 18:8 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
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I see your lust for children as that eye. You simply need to pluck it out, or you will be cast into the hell-fire for your eternal damnation. I prey for you, but i fear the worst may befall what seems to be a weak a feeble mind.
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-21-2007, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Adolf The Repented
I see your lust for children as that eye. You simply need to pluck it out, or you will be cast into the hell-fire for your eternal damnation. I prey for you, but i fear the worst may befall what seems to be a weak a feeble mind.
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Please do pay attention to what you type.
Saying that the other guy lusts for children and then saying that you prEy for him...
(some other things you wrote suffer from the same problem, your heart seem to be in the right place but your fingers betray you, you take CHRIST into your heart, you accept JESUS as your SAVIOUR, you don't succumb, JESUS is no illness.... and paying attention will do, no need to cut out your fingers)
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME -
12-22-2007, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by see_the_light
Please do pay attention to what you type.
Saying that the other guy lusts for children and then saying that you prEy for him...
(some other things you wrote suffer from the same problem, your heart seem to be in the right place but your fingers betray you, you take CHRIST into your heart, you accept JESUS as your SAVIOUR, you don't succumb, JESUS is no illness.... and paying attention will do, no need to cut out your fingers)
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Yet you prEy on him yourself? What, ya'll nigrass? "Your heart seem to be be..." That is darkie talk! Not teh saved darks, for they spell words correctly due to Lordly direction.
GoodGodMan, grab your head and give it a shake. GodGoodFlavor, He heals all, you sick f***, genetic mutations, and microphallus!
Praise to our Lord, Jesus Christ, My Savior and Lover! I love Him!
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