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GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-12-2014, 12:04 AM
A big, giant jet airplane full of Chinamen, but also with some Iranians and other godless heathens, has completely disappeared.
It is not believed to have crashed on it's route. None of the "this airplane has fallen apart" alarms have gone off and the black box isn't sending out a signal.
When I first heard of this curiosity, I believed that the End could possibly have begun and I missed the shout while showering or possibly when a train was nearby. However, I believe that an investigation would show that there were few if any Christians aboard that airplane, owing to the fact that it was near to full of Chinamen.
The question is: Who has done this work? This airplane came from Malaysia, which is near to Indonesia, the country that President Barak Obama comes from. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but it might. Some people think the Iranians did it, but I don't think they are angry with the Chinamen. It is a great puzzle.
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-12-2014, 12:24 AM
I think this story will be found to be a miracle. God made the plane disappear to frighten Chinamen--showing them they need Jesus to be safe.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-12-2014, 01:05 AM
God is definitely sending a message. The plane was a Boeing 777:
- 7 is the most common combination in the game of craps;
- 7-7-7 pays 1.5 in the game of Blackjack;
- chinks are notorious gamblers.
Proverbs 13:11 Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.
1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
I hope the celestials are paying attention.
In His Name.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-12-2014, 01:26 AM
It may well turn out that this mystery is never solved, if such be the will of God. If there is no earthly evidence found, well, it is pretty obvious we are dealing with the hand of God.
Chinamen are known to be fine thieves, as well as degenerate gamblers, which Brother Fred noted above. It could be that those Chinamen stole the airplane, either to sell it for profit, or possibly to pay their gambling debts. If so, it may turn up on ebay.
We will have to wait and see.
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-12-2014, 02:37 AM
And now this - like we're all supposed to drop what we are doing and go looking for this missing jet. I've no doubt the mooselimbs are behind this in some way - and none of this would have happened if G.W. Bush were still president.
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US satellite imaging firm helps to crowdsource search for MH370
The Malaysian Insider – 21 hours ago
With Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 still missing as search and rescue operations enter their fourth day, an American satellite imaging company has started an initiative to crowdsource the search for the jet.
In this initiative, the public will help analyse high-resolution images for any sign of the missing plane.
ABC News reported that DigitalGlobe, based in Longmont, Colorado, has trained cameras from its five orbiting satellites on Saturday on the Gulf of Thailand region from where MH370 was last heard.
Luke Barrington, senior manager of Geospatial Big Data for DigitalGlobe, told ABC News that the satellite images gathered would then be made available for free to the public on a website called Tomnod.
DigitalGlobe would use a computer algorithm to see if users start tagging certain regions more than others and in-house satellite imaging experts would then follow up on leads, he said.
"Anyone can click on the link and begin searching the images, tagging anything that looks suspicious. Each pixel on a computer screen represents 0.5m on the ocean's surface.
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https://my.news.yahoo.com/us-satelli...050858847.html
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-12-2014, 03:27 AM
My theory is that the North Koreans are behind this. Using space alien technology (valmoriphicaton), they snatched that 777 right out of the sky. And all those slants are getting anal probes right about now.
That's what they get.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-15-2014, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
A big, giant jet airplane full of Chinamen, but also with some Iranians and other godless heathens, has completely disappeared.
It is not believed to have crashed on it's route. None of the "this airplane has fallen apart" alarms have gone off and the black box isn't sending out a signal.
When I first heard of this curiosity, I believed that the End could possibly have begun and I missed the shout while showering or possibly when a train was nearby. However, I believe that an investigation would show that there were few if any Christians aboard that airplane, owing to the fact that it was near to full of Chinamen.
The question is: Who has done this work? This airplane came from Malaysia, which is near to Indonesia, the country that President Barak Obama comes from. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but it might. Some people think the Iranians did it, but I don't think they are angry with the Chinamen. It is a great puzzle.
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God did it. God hates China.
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-16-2014, 01:21 AM
Yes, I believe it is obvious that the Lord God hates Chinamen. That is why He made them yellow and gave them slanty eyes that don't work very well. Also, His hatred is the reason He sent the English among them to sell them opium and steal parts of their country.
I think His hatred has now led to the destruction of their airplane. If they have any others, I expect He will smite them, too. It does not pay to anger the Lord.
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-24-2014, 02:38 PM
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God did it. God hates China.
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In all the coverage, I've not seen the explaination that makes the most sense. It's that God simply chose an inexcessible spot so the plane would not be found and pushed in there.
He had His reasons, the Chinese no doubt. If the world could just accept this explanation, we would save all the money being spent pointlessly looking for something God made sure we would not find.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-24-2014, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
In all the coverage, I've not seen the explaination that makes the most sense. It's that God simply chose an inexcessible spot so the plane would not be found and pushed in there.
He had His reasons, the Chinese no doubt. If the world could just accept this explanation, we would save all the money being spent pointlessly looking for something God made sure we would not find.
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They're all heathens or unbelievers so it's small wonder God killed them.
The slants should sit up and take notice but I doubt they even have a word for righteous retribution!
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Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work? -
03-25-2014, 02:39 AM
I saw a report today that stated the pilot and two of the crew were atheists and gays (Not that there's any difference, because you can't be one without the other).
I wept with holy joy when I saw this and knew The LORD was speaking to me directly through the report. I too was once a rancid gay atheist and God did this to illustrate his power to me.
Thank you LORD for sending me this beautiful message.
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