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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
08-13-2008, 08:38 AM
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I find most of the humor remarks in this thread very tasteless....most are vulgar, prejudice, and degrading to whatever they are referring to with something with dislike. The bible teaches you to love and not hate. So when you speak, you should try speaking with less hatred.
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Dispensing discipline is God's way of demonstrating His love. To tolerate insubordination or backtalk is hardly loving.
Try actually READING the Holy Bible before barging into a Christian forum and tearing it apart. Also, take a look at THIS thread for newbies like you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-14-2008, 06:21 AM
I realize that this is a men's forum but honestly I am hurt to see all the tearing down that is done back and forth in this entire forum. I am saying this in love and I want you to know that I really don't think you honestly should be in a role of leadership in the church Ezekiel. What you post in this forum says to me that you really don't care about how what you say will affect those around you and it is sad to see that the world classifies you as "christian".
Throughout Scripture if God was disciplining his people He would ALWAYS offer them hope. A chance to growth and run back to Him. Our purpose here on earth is not to get married have a good family, life a good life and then go to heaven. Our only purpose here is to glorify God.
The reason that Jesus rebuked the Pharisees in the first place was because of how they twisted and simplified the Gospel into a list of rules of do's and dont's and completely missing the point. In one word it is called legalism. Which I am sad to say is what I see a lot of on this forum.
Real Christianity in essence is about relationship not religion. Excuse me if I am off topic here, but I felt this was something that needed to be said.
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09-14-2008, 06:29 AM
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Dispensing discipline is God's way of demonstrating His love. To tolerate insubordination or backtalk is hardly loving.:
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One other thing. When I ever needed someone to let me know I needed to clean up my attitude. It was far more effective to have the person who cared take me aside and with gentleness and love explain what I was doing was wrong. I remembered that much longer than any yelling session or physical discipline ever could, because that person had the maturity to treat me as an equal, because we are all equal before God. He does not have favorites and so I think it is wise for us to not show favoritism as well.
Galatians 2:6
But from those who seemed to be something—whatever they were, it makes no difference to me; God shows personal favoritism to no man—for those who seemed to be something added nothing to me.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-14-2008, 03:20 PM
You know Ezekiel (I don't feel you deserve the title of pastor) it is too bad you feel that way. Thankfully then I'm not married to you, or any other man who would beat me. I seems that I am the one backing myself up with Scripture not you.
By the way where does it say in Scripture that men should beat their wives?
Also you might want to take a look in the mirror of the Word and ask yourself: How is my life and standards and speech and thoughts compare to what the Scriptures say?
2 Corinthians 13:5
Examine yourselves as to whether you are in the faith. Test yourselves. Do you not know yourselves, that Jesus Christ is in you?—unless indeed you are disqualified
2 Corinthians 10:5
5 casting down arguments and every high thing that exalts itself against the knowledge of God, bringing every thought into captivity to the obedience of Christ,
If you think I am trying to be self-righteous or anything like that, that is not my intent. My intent is to help you take a look at your life and see how it compares to Scripture. Do word studies if you want. I still struggle with these verses myself, but I still see God working through me to conform me more to the image of Christ.
I also feel sorry that you feel the need to use fool language and insults to talk with someone.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-14-2008, 07:33 PM
God condones many things in scripture, for instance cannibalism
Deuteronomy 28:53
And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
or for man to man to give up his daughters and sluts
Judges 19:22-29
Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.
And the man, the master of the house, went out unto them, and said unto them, Nay, my brethren, nay, I pray you, do not so wickedly; seeing that this man is come into mine house, do not this folly.
Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing.
But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.
Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man's house where her lord was, till it was light.
And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and, behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold.
And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place.
And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
So what makes you think that God does not approve of a man beating his wife?
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By the way where does it say in Scripture that men should beat their wives?
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-14-2008, 07:49 PM
I am sorry. I do not see what this has to do with beating a wife.
It does say we need to express the characteristics that display the Holy Spirit which I think applies to this topic
Galatians 5:22-23
22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law.
I think there are better ways to discipline a grown woman than to beat her.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-30-2008, 07:45 PM
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My wife has died two years ago, and I ain't about to go about spanking her smelly ol' corpse. x^P
Without a wife, my daughter Petunia gets double the beatings!
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How dare you speak that disrespectfully about a dead person!!!!
Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-30-2008, 08:36 PM
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How dare you speak that disrespectfully about a dead person!!!!
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One is not allowed to speak disparagingly about the dead? By your logic, I would be wrong to denigrate Hitler or vilify Katherine Hepburn for having worn pants like a whore and having starred in obscene films like The African Queen and On Golden Pond. Here she is practically fornicating in the latter film.
I'm going to assume you realize how irrational you're being.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-30-2008, 09:03 PM
still it's not ok to make jokes about this situation,
it's about hitting wives and stuff, and it's just distasteful to say stuff like "my wive is dead i won't spank her dead body"
Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-30-2008, 09:04 PM
You're pretty hard to read. Nothing's funny to you, is it?
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-30-2008, 09:09 PM
yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!
Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
09-30-2008, 09:18 PM
Are you sending from a Blackberry or is your shift key just broken?
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yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
10-01-2008, 04:18 AM
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still it's not ok to make jokes about this situation,
it's about hitting wives and stuff, and it's just distasteful to say stuff like "my wive is dead i won't spank her dead body"
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What situation is not OK to make jokes about? The fact that when people die their bodies take time to decay, or the situation where wives need discipline?
English is not the primary language you speak, is it? I'm guessing you speak at least two languages better than you speak English.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
10-01-2008, 04:23 AM
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yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!
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Listen SlicedKiwifruit, you need to get your foreign butt into the Introduction Forum where all new posters do their initial posts. Tell us a little about yourself and why you have so much trouble putting a sentence together in English.
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
10-01-2008, 11:07 AM
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yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!
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Young lady, it is written:
Ephesians 5:22-23 “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.”
I fail to see the joke. If the wife is stubborn and will not obey, then there is little alternative but to give some tough love. It's for her own good.
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Listen SlicedKiwifruit, you need to get your foreign butt into the Introduction Forum where all new posters do their initial posts. Tell us a little about yourself and why you have so much trouble putting a sentence together in English.
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Very observant. I think that is indeed a sliced kiwi fruit and not an emerald strawberry. Clearly, the wench is being deceitful. The Devil's works are buried here.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
10-27-2008, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
I spank my wife all the time. And to further her humiliation I dress here up like some demonatrix wench so that she'll realize what she could become without a man's proper guidance.
Now that I have that gothtard slave girl in the basement for the witch hunt I have to step up my spanking regiment. Her cheeks get so rosy after a spanking that I thought I burst some capillaries.
I do believe that she will turn to the lord soon enough. She keep cursing me and trying to hex me whenever I've stripe her naked and spank her. I guess wickers have no shame in nudity as Jesus intends. Considering their naked forest orgies I should have known. We'll I chained her to the ceiling and threated to whip her and she finally came around.
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I rewarded her by allowing her to stay in one of the empty servant quarters. She now lays in bed reading the KJV1611. PRAISE!!!!
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I still come in at night and give it to spank her just so she doesn't get too comfortable. She's not saved yet and i suspect she thinks the local Des Moines authorities will find her.
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wow... I'd seriously consider getting help, i'm not kidding, unless your just trolling...
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Re: Do you spank your wife? -
10-27-2008, 02:32 AM
Help? I'm sure Brother Remy is man enough to spank that harlot all by himself, thank you.
Luke 12:45
But and if that servant say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; and shall begin to beat the menservants and maidens, and to eat and drink, and to be drunken;
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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