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Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-24-2015, 01:41 AM
I'm some proud of my career in politics. But, sometimes politics makes Jesus weep.
That's what happened this weekend when the Irish voted to approve homer marriage by 62.1%. If you are looking for the Irish, you can find them on the road to hell:
Ireland Votes Yes To Legalize Gay Marriage In Historic Referendum
DUBLIN (AP) — Ireland's citizens have voted in a landslide to legalize gay marriage, electoral officials announced Saturday — a stunningly lopsided result that illustrates what Catholic leaders and rights activists alike called a "social revolution."
Friday's referendum saw 62.1 percent of Irish voters say "yes" to changing the nation's constitution to define marriage as a union between two people regardless of their sex. Outside Dublin Castle, watching the results announcement in its cobblestoned courtyard, thousands of gay rights activists cheered, hugged and cried at the news.
"With today's vote, we have disclosed who we are: a generous, compassionate, bold and joyful people," Prime Minister Enda Kenny proclaimed as he welcomed the outcome. Beside him, Deputy Prime Minister Joan Burton declared the victory "a magical moving moment, when the world's beating heart is in Ireland
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-24-2015, 11:09 AM
Most Irish are soulless gingers. So there was no hope of Salvation® for them anyways. When a ginger is born, Satan knows he is stuck with another one of them. I almost feel sorry for him (It is the Christian thing to do).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-24-2015, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Most Irish are soulless gingers. So there was no hope of Salvation® for them anyways. When a ginger is born, Satan knows he is stuck with another one of them. I almost feel sorry for him (It is the Christian thing to do).
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Obviously a whore.
No normal woman is that alluring. I imagine this is some lesbian intent on propagation of the liberal gaywise agenda.
Can't they just leave us alone?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-24-2015, 04:46 PM
Does that mean that straight couples can only have sex once a year?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-24-2015, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Most Irish are soulless gingers. So there was no hope of Salvation® for them anyways. When a ginger is born, Satan knows he is stuck with another one of them. I almost feel sorry for him (It is the Christian thing to do).
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James, I did ask that you not use that picture of me.
Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-24-2015, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Obviously a whore.
No normal woman is that alluring.
YIC
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Laurence, I think we should meet.
Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-25-2015, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Aholibah
Laurence, I think we should meet.
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I'm sure the admins of our LBC site are watching this. We are discussing a most serious topic, the sin of sodomy. This has become an international sin issue with Ireland endorsing sodomy.
I would advise you to refrain from making this thread into a harlot playground.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-25-2015, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Most Irish are soulless gingers. So there was no hope of Salvation® for them anyways. When a ginger is born, Satan knows he is stuck with another one of them. I almost feel sorry for him (It is the Christian thing to do).
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Is she a new forum member? Whats her name?
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-25-2015, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Aholibah
Laurence, I think we should meet.
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If you're her, prove it.
But you're barking up the wrong tree, here: my money's on him being a closet gaylord.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-25-2015, 08:24 AM
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If you're her, prove it.
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Brains, the photo does look like her avatar - I think it might be the one and the same.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-25-2015, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Obviously a whore.
No normal woman is that alluring. I imagine this is some lesbian intent on propagation of the liberal gaywise agenda.
Can't they just leave us alone?
YIC
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Another obvious attempt to lure True Christian™ manly men into anal sex. No doubt this one has a tallywhacker as well.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
05-25-2015, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
If you are looking for the Irish, you can find them on the road to hell:
Ireland Votes Yes To Legalize Gay Marriage In Historic Referendum
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Have you ever heard of a town called "Charter"? Well, I can tell you that I have looked on many maps, but I have never found one. Yet, I have frequently seen busses on the highway showing "Charter" as their destination. Think about it: Have you seen them? Charter, Charter; it sometimes seems like all roads lead to Charter.
I now believe, and I have been in contact with others who are in agreement, that these busses going to Charter are actually full of lost souls on the way to Hell.
I believe the Irish are a nation of the damned and on the road to that fiery pit. I believe they will all be taken away in busses.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-01-2015, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Have you ever heard of a town called "Charter"? Well, I can tell you that I have looked on many maps, but I have never found one. Yet, I have frequently seen busses on the highway showing "Charter" as their destination. Think about it: Have you seen them? Charter, Charter; it sometimes seems like all roads lead to Charter.
I now believe, and I have been in contact with others who are in agreement, that these busses going to Charter are actually full of lost souls on the way to Hell.
I believe the Irish are a nation of the damned and on the road to that fiery pit. I believe they will all be taken away in busses.
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You are on to something, Brother Moss. I have been trying to remember anyone I have ever known who got on a Charter Bus and ever returned. Can't remember it ever happening.
That large Charter Buses are now hauling the Irish off to hell may be happening as we speak. The population has been falling for a long time.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-02-2015, 05:58 AM
Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-02-2015, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by God_is_the_best
...So please, shut your *** potty mouth deleted *** mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
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So they have to let you do want whatever you want (and they already are doing that), but they're not even allowed to voice their (God-approved) disapproval of it?
Who is actually standing for freedom now, boyo?
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-02-2015, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by God_is_the_best
Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
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Ireland ignored the Bible. You are headed for hell.
I'm your fellow human being. How can I not speak out with a warning for you and the anal sex crazed country you live in?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-03-2015, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by God_is_the_best
Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-03-2015, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by God_is_the_best
Okay piffle-face! Saying that "Ireland Votes for Annal Sex." is not okay! I mean they didn't vote for that! They voted for same-sex marriage to be allowed! So please, shut your whore mouth and let us gays be well gay! (UwU)
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I believe it is highly likely that the Lord will send the English among the Irish again, that they may be scourged for their sins.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-03-2015, 03:56 AM
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I believe it is highly likely that the Lord will send the English among the Irish again, that they may be scourged for their sins.
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He may have to send the British. They certainly didn't learn their lesson after He sent them Sinead O'Connor.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Ireland Votes for Annal Sex. -
06-03-2015, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Obviously a whore.
No normal woman is that alluring. I imagine this is some lesbian intent on propagation of the liberal gaywise agenda.
Can't they just leave us alone?
YIC
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If you become one of them, sure!
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