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What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:41 PM
I was watching Capitol Punishment, which turned out to be a wrestling show, when I saw some guy talking about Little Jimmies and how he was sure they were out to get him.
I didn't watch long after I saw it was only wrestling and there was no real real Capitol Punishment. Obama was even on the show. The quality of wrestling has sure gone to the left!
A Jimmy where I come from is a GMC truck. I would guess a small block engine, but I really don't think that's what he was afraid of.
So, what is a Little Jimmy?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I was watching Capitol Punishment, which turned out to be a wrestling show, when I saw some guy talking about Little Jimmies and how he was sure they were out to get him.
I didn't watch long after I saw it was only wrestling and there was no real real Capitol Punishment. Obama was even on the show. The quality of wrestling has sure gone to the left!
A Jimmy where I come from is a GMC truck. I would guess a small block engine, but I really don't think that's what he was afraid of.
So, what is a Little Jimmy?
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A niglet?
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:52 PM
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A niglet?
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I'm not sure he seemed to be talking to everybody. Maybe I can find something on Satan Tube.
There's Little Jimmy Dickens. Now he is a hoot!
Then there's little Jimmy the dwarf. God hates dwarfs, I'd be afraid too.
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Leviticus:
21:16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
21:17 Speak u21nto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
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Maybe it dwarfs that haunt his soul.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-23-2011, 04:53 PM
Perhaps it is some kind of womanly gun?
Above: A woman demonstrates her Little Jimmy: "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR I'LL SHOOT, MISS BY AT LEAST TEN FEET, LET YOU GRAB MY PURSE, AND SODOMIZE ME WITH MY OWN LITTLE JIMMY!"
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-26-2011, 03:32 PM
I thought the sex-crazed negroes referred to little Jimmy's as condom's. I think they are like little apartments.
OR it could be that negroe fella from the 70's that always said "dynomite". I think he's in HELL now.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-26-2011, 04:22 PM
Do you mean Little Jimmie Dickens, the rock and roll Singer? He's a wild man! I recall getting the beating of my life from my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) for listening to this song once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
06-26-2011, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Do you mean Little Jimmie Dickens, the rock and roll Singer? He's a wild man! I recall getting the beating of my life from my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) for listening to this song once.
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The 1960's were a wild time. I thought he was talking to hippies when he said the bird of paradise should fly up their nose.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-16-2012, 10:40 PM
You baptists make me laugh! Capitol Punishment was a WWE pay-per-view event. The "little jimmies' you are referring to, is the superstar R-Truth expressing his anger at how little problems are causing him to lose his matchups. It has nothing to do with niglets, or dildos, or singers. Also, Obama was NOT there! It was an impersonation by Reggie Brown, who is famous for his impersonations of the President. Sometimes, you baptists seem just a LITTLE too far off your rockers.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-16-2012, 10:45 PM
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Sometimes, you baptists seem just a LITTLE too far off your rockers.
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Yes, we are totally CRAZY about following word of God, the bible.
You should start reading it too and make things right with Jesus.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-17-2012, 04:28 PM
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Yes, we are totally CRAZY about following word of God, the bible.
You should start reading it too and make things right with Jesus.
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You're ALL trying to correlate everything back to God, which doesn't (and can't) happen. Also, I already have made things right with Jesus. I prayed to forgive my strong words against you and that he may help your souls. You know not what you do.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-17-2012, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris Haag
You're ALL trying to correlate everything back to God, which doesn't (and can't) happen. Also, I already have made things right with Jesus. I prayed to forgive my strong words against you and that he may help your souls. You know not what you do.
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We obey God's Word, to the letter.
Do you?
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You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-17-2012, 04:53 PM
How do you know that is what he wants? You don't...that's right.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-17-2012, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris Haag
How do you know that is what he wants?
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<-- Read it!! Obey it!! To the letter!!
Since you ignore the Bible, how do you think you know what God wants?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-17-2012, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris Haag
You know not what you do.
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It really is your problem if you don't like people who follows the word of God.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
10-17-2012, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris Haag
You're ALL trying to correlate everything back to God, which doesn't (and can't) happen. Also, I already have made things right with Jesus. I prayed to forgive my strong words against you and that he may help your souls. You know not what you do.
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Chris, I'll cut you some slack because it is obvious you have nary a clue.
God made everything. He gave us the Bible as a set of perfect instructions on how He, our creator, expects us to be. Follow His word and upon death, be overwhlemed with the joys possible with an eternity in Heaven. Deny His True Word and prepare to spend eternity in Hell, being raped over and over by Satan.
So do not try and shift the focus to the bogey monster.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
02-18-2013, 11:33 AM
I apologis if this is offensive, but "little jimmy" in mandarin is street slang for "small penis"
You hear it all the time in china
"小鸡巴"
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
02-18-2013, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Shabby Joshua
I apologis if this is offensive, but "little jimmy" in mandarin is street slang for "small penis"
You hear it all the time in china
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Sooner or later it always comes down to anyone who isn't a True Christian crawling the streets looking for little boys to sodomise. China is so far gone into atheistic communism and worshipping demons it's not a surprise. They eat ground up tiger penises for goodness sake.
Step away from sodomy and seek Jesus, friend.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
02-18-2013, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Shabby Joshua
I apologis if this is offensive, but "little jimmy" in mandarin is street slang for "small penis"
You hear it all the time in china
"小鸡巴"
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Just for once I would like not have to be forced to think about a man's penile member by a non Christian visitor to out friendly forums
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
02-18-2013, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Just for once I would like not have to be forced to think about a man's penile member by a non Christian visitor to out friendly forums
YIC
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They're obsessed with sodomy and see it everywhere, Brother.
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Re: What's a little Jimmy? -
02-23-2013, 01:13 AM
The only "little Jimmy's" I know of happen to be the son's of men named James.
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