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Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl -
01-18-2007, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
HELLO, HELLO, LEZBEANISM IS ONE OF THE FOULEST SINS! The other pastors and myself are constantly on the alert for this abomination. We are forced to watch training films almost on a daily basis so we are able to spot potential lezbeans, after which we set up hidden cameras to look for evidence.
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Whats so wrong with it?
I mean.. Its there choice, leave em alone :S
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Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl -
01-18-2007, 07:25 PM
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Whats so wrong with it?
I mean.. Its there choice, leave em alone :S
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Romans1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl -
01-18-2007, 10:34 PM
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Whats so wrong with it?
I mean.. Its there choice, leave em alone <Satanic symbol deleted>
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Um, God declared lesbianizing an abomination, that's what's so wrong with it! But I guess you don't care what God, who created the universe and decides your ultimate fate, thinks.
It's their and your choice to burn in Hell for all eternity, but our reception of God's Love compells us to inform you that you have the opportunity to TURN OR BURN!
Read your Bible, boy. It's all there.
Don't like it? Talk to God. He wrote it.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl -
01-19-2007, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
HELLO, HELLO, LEZBEANISM IS ONE OF THE FOULEST SINS! The other pastors and myself are constantly on the alert for this abomination. We are forced to watch training films almost on a daily basis so we are able to spot potential lezbeans, after which we set up hidden cameras to look for evidence.
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Especially Catholic lesbians! There's just something about worshipping Mary's womb that just seems to turn women inside-out and back-to-front. That goes double for Jap Catholic lesbians, of course.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl -
01-19-2007, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Especially Catholic lesbians! There's just something about worshipping Mary's womb that just seems to turn women inside-out and back-to-front. That goes double for Jap Catholic lesbians, of course.
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There are training films to help spot these vile sinners? I really must read everything in these forums and on the main site. I feel so remiss in my duties here.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 01-19-2007 at 10:36 AM.
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Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl -
01-19-2007, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson
There are training films to help spot these vile sinners? I really must read everything in these forums and on the main site. I feel so remiss in my duties here.
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Well keep up the good work, brother. If the day ever comes that you are chosen by Jesus to be a True Christian, I just might invite you along to the regular Friday night witnessing a few of the Brothers and I carry out with sinful young harlots in Des Moines. We bring plenty of money (provided by Jesus, of course), and instead of lap dances we buy these girls' time to share the Gospel of Jesus with them. Privately.
Once we get them on their knees for Jesus, things erupt in every direction for these nubile young heathens. GLORY!!
Let's hope that Jesus doesn't kill you before that day. Many aspire, few succeed.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl -
01-19-2007, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson
There are training films to help spot these vile sinners? I really must read everything in these forums and on the main site. I feel so remiss in my duties here.
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A pity Sister Ellymae was called home by Jesus. She could spot a thespian a mile away.
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