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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-18-2010, 03:13 AM
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Children of today suffer from a condition called Attention Deficit Disorder. The doctors then give them drugs to control their behaviour. If only they turned to the King James Bible to find the answer. The parent are sparing the Rod.
Proverbs 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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ADD = "Annoying Devil Disease". A good swift rod will remove the Devil from those annoying brats.
Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 03:35 PM
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Heck, I still get spanked if I talk out of turn in church or make the wrong cookies that Pastor Zeke is hankering for.
The spankings let me know how much he truly cares about me and my eternal soul (if I have one).
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You tolerate being hit by your boyfriend? If my husband ever hit me, he would find himslef being hit back.
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07-19-2010, 05:56 PM
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You tolerate being hit by your boyfriend? If my husband ever hit me, he would find himslef being hit back.
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Yeah, but you're a feminazi bulldyke who is waiting for Christ's return so you can spit in His eye.
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07-19-2010, 06:02 PM
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Yeah, but you're a feminazi bulldyke who is waiting for Christ's return so you can spit in His eye.
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Not at all - just a woman who refuses to be taken advantage of.
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07-19-2010, 06:09 PM
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Not at all - just a woman who refuses to be taken advantage of.
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Yes, a feminazi bulldyke. We're on the same page here, why are you arguing?
Oh yeah. Feminazi bulldyke. Arguing is what you people do.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 06:12 PM
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You tolerate being hit by your boyfriend? If my husband ever hit me, he would find himslef being hit back.
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I am sure if your husband actually loved you, he'd correct you often. The fact that he does not shows he could care less about you than a dog on the street.
If my wife ever raised her arms over her head for any purpose other than placing sheets on the clothesline or pitching hay into the hayloft, I assure you, those arms would never move on their own again. She would have to learn how to do her chores without their benefit.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 06:16 PM
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Yes, a feminazi bulldyke. We're on the same page here, why are you arguing?
Oh yeah. Feminazi bulldyke. Arguing is what you people do.
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So you think allowing people to take advantage of you is a GOOD thing?
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 06:41 PM
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So you think allowing people to take advantage of you is a GOOD thing?
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How often do we need to post this scripture before you people get it?
1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord
1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 06:49 PM
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So you think allowing people to take advantage of you is a GOOD thing?
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It's not "taking advantage of" when it's the proper, moral gender roles assigned by GOD!
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:02 PM
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How often do we need to post this scripture before you people get it?
1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord
1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
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I consider those scriptures as outdated and irrelevant to modern life as the ones prohibiting the consumptiof shellfish.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:07 PM
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I consider those scriptures as outdated and irrelevant to modern life as the ones prohibiting the consumptiof shellfish.
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Please tell us which part of the Holy Bible tells us that we can ignore certain parts of the Holy Bible. Because as far as I know, God commands us to obey every single word of the Holy Bible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:21 PM
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I consider those scriptures as outdated and irrelevant to modern life as the ones prohibiting the consumptiof shellfish.
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So you've created God in your image by decided what is important and what isn't? Tell me, where in the Bible does it say to pick and choose?
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:27 PM
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So you've created God in your image by decided what is important and what isn't? Tell me, where in the Bible does it say to pick and choose?
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It doesn't, but since the Bible is merely another mythology anthology, I can choose the parts I like, and ignore the parts I don't.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:28 PM
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I consider those scriptures as outdated and irrelevant to modern life as the ones prohibiting the consumptiof shellfish.
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Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Case closed, you lose.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:39 PM
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Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Case closed, you lose.
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A book of myths says, "I'm true" and that makes it true?
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:42 PM
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I consider those scriptures as outdated and irrelevant to modern life as the ones prohibiting the consumptiof shellfish.
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I'll be sure to mention to God that you think He is wrong.....
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 07:44 PM
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A book of myths says, "I'm true" and that makes it true?
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No. God says the Bible is His True Word®.
If you were not such a femnazi destined for hell and got off your fat rump and actually read the Bible and loved God like you are supposed to, you would not ask such moronic questions and make so many stupid statements.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 08:08 PM
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No. God says the Bible is His True Word®.
If you were not such a femnazi destined for hell and got off your fat rump and actually read the Bible and loved God like you are supposed to, you would not ask such moronic questions and make so many stupid statements.
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The men who wrote the Bible said it was God's word. That doesn't make it true any more than Dr. Suess saying that the Sneetches frolicked on the beaches makes it true.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 08:10 PM
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The men who wrote the Bible said it was God's word. That doesn't make it true any more than Dr. Suess saying that the Sneetches frolicked on the beaches makes it true.
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I'll tell you what. Come back when Dr. Suess' books are full of 100% CORRECT prophesy and science like the Bible and you might have a fair comparison.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 08:14 PM
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The men who wrote the Bible said it was God's word. That doesn't make it true any more than Dr. Suess saying that the Sneetches frolicked on the beaches makes it true.
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Friend,
What does this have to do with us not following the teachings of The Bible to the letter and spirit they are written in? As Christian we will never accept you assertion that The Bible is written by man, as a matter a faith we hold The Bible was written by God using men. The issue simply isn't open to discussion.
Now show us we were are deviating from The Bible or shut the frap up with your false accusations.
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