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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 03:00 AM
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A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.
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DREAM ON HELL-SINGER!
A TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND like BROTHER LOVE is a gift THE LORD bestows only on a deserving obeying TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN.
Yours must be paying the sins of his forefathers....
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 03:17 AM
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DREAM ON HELL-SINGER!
A TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND like BROTHER LOVE is a gift THE LORD bestows only on a deserving obeying TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN.
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Yeesh, do you ever calm down? Things can be said just as easily without all the shouting and yelling. And I wasn't asking Brother Love if he and his wife get along. Merely stating that if he talks and screams to JESuS!!! all the time like that, it would probably be a tad awkward for hiw wife during...certain moments.
*snicker*
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Yours must be paying the sins of his forefathers....
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Actually, I think he prefers the fact that I use that lump of gray matter in my skull otherwise known as a brain.
It seems the Landover baptist men prefer women who don't realize that they're allowed to use their brains.
But then you aren't a landover baptist yet, are you?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 03:42 AM
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Yeesh, do you ever calm down? Things can be said just as easily without all the shouting and yelling. And I wasn't asking Brother Love if he and his wife get along. Merely stating that if he talks and screams to JESuS!!! all the time like that, it would probably be a tad awkward for hiw wife during...certain moments.
*snicker*
Actually, I think he prefers the fact that I use that lump of gray matter in my skull otherwise known as a brain.
It seems the Landover baptist men prefer women who don't realize that they're allowed to use their brains.
But then you aren't a landover baptist yet, are you?
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Your sting is cruel hell-singer.
My shame is like the mark of Cain and I will not deny it.
If willingness was the only factor then, as GOD is my my witness, I would state I was a LANDOVER BAPTIST.
But I wait for the GRACE of GOD and the acceptence of those I yearn to find as my brothers.
You are cruel, but if by stinging so low you expected me to quit... behold, THE LORD as given me strengh through my shame and fear of HIS WRATH.
Thank you hell-singer, Thank you for tempting me in such unfit way.
PRAISE THE LORD !
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 03:45 AM
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A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.
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Well now "HELL-you soon WILL be singing......" I am a GODLY man and
I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!
Do I always talk Televangelist style? Well YES I do when I know I'm dealin' with SINNER FOLK like you WITCH!
As for the Misses...my wife's name is Ethel Love and she be a good CHRISTIAN woman that KNOWS and KEEPS her womanly place (but I guess ya don't know nothin' bouts keepin your womanly GOD-COMMANDED place). If ya go to my profiles you'll see a link to the Salvation Show page with more information 'bouts me and my beloved FAITHFUL wife, and of course all them brat kids we had (especially the two girls which we DON'T talk about and NO they ain't invited home for Christmas either! Harlot messes they is! Daughters of Cain they is! They is women a lot like YOU Hell-sing).
Now let me jist make this all simple for ya HELL-SINGER witch....the LORD JESUS called me to PREACH and EVANGELIZE the world when I t'was very young. So that's what I do......PREACH and ifin ya thinks I talk like a televangelist well then so be it cuz most of them is my friends anyway so I consider your comment a compliment. (snicker'in at the old witch Hell-singer).
Now, I is meetin' rit now with Deacon Jack so I gots to cut this all shorts.
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 03:56 AM
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>_< Are whales condemned too then? Manatees? Seal? They're all made of the same stuff.
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Yes! Did you even read the passage I quoted?
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 09:47 AM
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Yes! Did you even read the passage I quoted?
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 10:03 AM
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I got bored.
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Dya mean that a Catlick priest got to you?
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 10:06 AM
I don't know any catholics.
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-19-2006, 01:19 PM
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I don't know any catholics.
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At least you were never under the influence of the most disgusting, depraved, hommerish, satan worshiping, lace dressed, cookie munching, ring licker false religion.
Good!
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-20-2006, 03:30 AM
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Mammals do not have scales. Therefore, mammals that swim in the sea are an abomination.
I know that dolphins are mammals, you blithering idiot. What I'm pointing out is that, because of this, the Holy Scripture condemns them.
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How can they be condemned if God created them though and said they were good, in the KJV?
And I'm ashamed of some of you, eating dolphins!
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-20-2006, 06:57 AM
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How can they be condemned if God created them though and said they were good, in the KJV?
And I'm ashamed of some of you, eating dolphins!
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Listen, Missy, I sometimes wonder it you are really Saved© at all. Please keep a civil tounge in your head and do not question the doctrines of the LBC Pastors that come straight from Jesus.
There is nothing to be ashamed of about eating dolphins. What are you? Some sort of vegan -- a witch? The beasts of the field, birds of the air, and fish of the sea are there for men to do what they like with. And don't give me this nonsense about fish versus mammals. Such academic and seculiar distinctions cut no ice around here.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-20-2006, 11:46 AM
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How can they be condemned if God created them though and said they were good, in the KJV?
And I'm ashamed of some of you, eating dolphins!
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What, do you prefer seal pups or something? I can understand how you might think they're too abominable to eat, but it's OK, Jesus has cleansed them:
Acts 10:9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
As this passage clearly shows, when you hear voices telling you to kill, you know that's GOD talking.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-21-2006, 02:51 AM
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Listen, Missy, I sometimes wonder it you are really Saved© at all. Please keep a civil tounge in your head and do not question the doctrines of the LBC Pastors that come straight from Jesus.
There is nothing to be ashamed of about eating dolphins. What are you? Some sort of vegan -- a witch? The beasts of the field, birds of the air, and fish of the sea are there for men to do what they like with. And don't give me this nonsense about fish versus mammals. Such academic and seculiar distinctions cut no ice around here.
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Oh no I love meat and vegetables, equally. And of course I'm saved! I just get confused is all, being a poor woman with a weak brain.
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As this passage clearly shows, when you hear voices telling you to kill, you know that's GOD talking.
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The Lord knows best...:-S
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
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Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-21-2006, 03:10 AM
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Oh no I love meat and vegetables, equally. And of course I'm saved! I just get confused is all, being a poor woman with a weak brain.
:shudder:
The Lord knows best...:-S
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-21-2006, 02:36 PM
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Oh no I love meat and vegetables, equally.
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I do hope that that isn't supposed to mean what I think it means, either!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-21-2006, 08:24 PM
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I do hope that that isn't supposed to mean what I think it means, either!
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It's sick and disgusting! She admits to being 'bi'.
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-21-2006, 09:42 PM
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It's sick and disgusting! She admits to being 'bi'.
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binivorous?
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-21-2006, 10:45 PM
What's wrong with liking veggies? I have to eat something with the lobster or steak, and I'm not a big rice fan.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-22-2006, 05:07 PM
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binivorous?
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Perhaps it would be a good idea, Good Brother, if you were to shu keep out of this since it is not your area of expertise; and you could come out looking even more limp-wristed than you do already and that would be a disaster. And let's try to avoid the letters "bi" and words that include them -- we are True Christians™, Brother, not a mob of shrieking perverts.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Dolphin-Human DNA?? -
12-22-2006, 05:13 PM
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What's wrong with liking veggies? I have to eat something with the lobster or steak, and I'm not a big rice fan.
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Sister, I am delighted to hear that you eschew the food of the yellow harbour-bombers, that is as is should be. But please remember that True Christian™ women much prefer meat to any other form of sustenance -- much prefer it!
Vegetables and grains are necessary adjucts, but let's not go around talking too much about them. We could give people the wrong idea, and as True Christians™ we need to set an example.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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