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Default Science takes a Step towards admitting Evolution - 10-03-2018, 11:18 AM

Scientists (i.e. atheists and catholics) keep on trying to disprove Creation and assert "evolution". The Bible is very clear that God created all living things and Adam gave them names. (Then there was The Tower of Babel incident, and everyone had a different name for things.)

In a vain attempt to given cheap publicity and to receive a lot of money and fame (earthly gifts which are of no real value), these scientists have a competition called "The Nobel Prizes" - there is nothing noble about it - my nephew Zebulun says it is "a circle-jerk"*

Anyway, scientists now admit that "evolution" is not a "gradual process over billions of years" but can be speeded up and happen overnight. They have not yet admitted that if they can do something overnight, then God can do it instantly, but I feel confident that science will soon have to agree that we True Christians were right all along and theat they have just wasted everyone's time and money for the last 6,000 years:

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The 2018 Nobel Prize in Chemistry has been awarded to three scientists for their discoveries in enzyme research.



Americans Frances H Arnold and George P Smith will share the prize with Briton Gregory Winter, who is based at Cambridge University.

This year's winners used a technique called directed evolution to create new proteins.

These have been used in areas as diverse as the manufacture of new drugs and green fuels.

Frances Arnold, from Caltech in Pasadena, was first to use a method mimicking natural selection in order to develop enzymes that would perform specific tasks.

Enzymes are biological catalysts - which speed up chemical reactions in biological cells.

Prof Arnold's directed evolution techniques are now routinely used to develop new enzymes.

George P Smith and Sir Gregory Winter developed a technique called phage display to evolve new proteins.
I have written to the two men (I assume the woman helped clean up and made coffee for them - so it's nice that they should include her) and pushed them in the real direction that their research should be taking, namely as described in Genesis Ch 30:
Jacob marries Rachel, Laban's daughter and asks Laban to finance his setting up his own farm. Laban agrees and says

Ge:30:31: And he said, What shall I give thee? And Jacob said, Thou shalt not give me any thing: if thou wilt do this thing for me, I will again feed and keep thy flock:
Ge:30:32: I will pass through all thy flock to day, removing from thence all the speckled and spotted cattle, and all the brown cattle among the sheep, and the spotted and speckled among the goats: and of such shall be my hire.
Ge:30:33: [...]every one that is not speckled and spotted among the goats, and brown among the sheep, that shall be counted stolen with me.
Ge:30:34: And Laban said, Behold, I would it might be according to thy word.
Ge:30:35: And he removed that day the he goats that were ringstraked and spotted, and all the she goats that were speckled and spotted, and every one that had some white in it, and all the brown among the sheep, and gave them into the hand of his sons.
Ge:30:36: And he set three days' journey betwixt himself and Jacob: and Jacob fed the rest of Laban's flocks.


And the next bit is the important bit and is how to do "directed evolution techniques"->

Ge:30:37: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
Ge:30:38: And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
Ge:30:39: And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
Ge:30:40: And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the flocks toward the ringstraked, and all the brown in the flock of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put them not unto Laban's cattle.
Ge:30:41: And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.
Ge:30:42: But when the cattle were feeble, he put them not in: so the feebler were Laban's, and the stronger Jacob's.
Ge:30:43: And the man increased exceedingly, and had much cattle, and maidservants, and menservants, and camels, and asses
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So all those scientists need to do is to put pictures of things near the enzymes, and let them breed. Simple!



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Cake Re: Science takes a Step towards admitting Evolution - 10-06-2018, 01:34 PM

I know when the women in the house bake me a cake, they mix various ingredients, put it in the oven (the cake, not themselves) and an hour or so later, there is a fresh cake for my desert after lunch.



All I know is if a simple female can create a large cake in just a single morning, God could create man in the twinkle of an eye. It is not rocket science.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Science takes a Step towards admitting Evolution - 10-06-2018, 05:33 PM

You have proven, Pastor Bathfire, that science is so dishonest. These "scientists" claim to be finding out things independently. But, they are just reading the Bible and putting it into academic papers.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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