[Bjorn Jensen]

Australian homo freak who won the Eurovision Song Contest is the person fully responsible for angering God to punish the Balkans with flooding that left over 50 people dead.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...h-leaders.html

Conchita Wurst caused Balkan floods after Eurovision win, say church leaders

Conchita Wurst is responsible for the flooding in the Balkans that left over 50 people dead, according to church leaders Conchita Wurst is responsible for flooding that left over 50 people dead earlier this month, church leaders in the Balkans have claimed.

The Austrian drag artist, whose real name is Thomas Neuwirth, seized international attention after winning Eurovision 2014 with his hit Rise Like a Phoenix.

However, several church leaders have now claimed the recent devastating flooding across the Balkans, which was the worst in a century and left over 50 people dead, was "divine punishment" for Conchita's victory.

"This [flood] is not a coincidence, but a warning," Patriarch Amfilohije of Montenegro said, according to e.novine.com. "God sent the rains as a reminder that people should not join the wild side."

Patriarch Irinej, the spiritual leader of Eastern Orthodox Serbs, reportedly said the floods were "divine punishment for their vices" and that "God is thus washing Serbia of its sins".

The Russian Orthodox Church has previously described Conchita as an "abomination" and that his victory was "one more step in the rejection of the Christian identity of European culture".

Speaking about her look on the Graham Norton Show, Conchita said: "It's my own truth. It makes me comfortable on stage. I love myself and the bearded lady is fun and expresses everything I feel."

The Balkan flooding caused widespread devastation, forcing almost 150,000 people from their homes.

Towns and villages in Serbia, Bosnia and Croatia have been swamped, homes have been swept away by landslides, electricity has been cut off and vast tracts of farmland remain under water.

I usually don't trust false Christians like the orthodoxes, but they really might have something here that all Christians including True Christians™ may agree with. I mean, what other explanation could there be?

[Attila's Wife]

I have a question, Brother Ex-Viking, as I believe your knowledge of European geography is better than mine. Why would God smite the Balkans because of this abomination? Surely Australia is not in the Balkans, but part of the Scandiwegian archipelago?



Did the Balkanian countries vote for this sausage-woman with a Messican name and is that why they are being punished?

I find it all very confusing.

YiC
AW

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Attila's Wife

I have a question, Brother Ex-Viking, as I believe your knowledge of European geography is better than mine. Why would God smite the Balkans because of this abomination? Surely Australia is not in the Balkans, but part of the Scandiwegian archipelago?

I'm pretty sure Serbia is a part of the Australian-Hungarian Empire.

[Attila's Wife]

Thank you, Brother. I just had my flags confused - all those ones with red & white crosses going in all directions just seem designed to deceive. And why are there only 6 stars when there are so many more states? Never mind, it really doesn't matter.

It all makes sense now. And much as it pains me to agree with Patriarchs Amfilohije (never trust a pastor with an unpronounceable name) and Irinej (is that a woman patriarch?), it looks as though in this case they are right.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

I usually don't trust false Christians like the orthodoxes, but they really might have something here that all Christians including True Christians™ may agree with. I mean, what other explanation could there be?

Indeed Brother, the orthodoxian leaders seem to be able to analyze cause and effect and read the Signs with regard to the End of Times.

It's kind of sad that they are still almost irreversiblely false Christians and they are going to spend their eternity in HELL together with this Australian Ms. Wurst, probably even in the same Hell-House. They are probably going to have to listen to her guttural "singing" ad infinitum...

Whereas we are going to be in HEAVEN in BLISS with J E S U S.

GLORY!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

It is not much of a leap to assume that the Lord hates Europe and is even now planning their destruction. However, I do not believe that the entire European ordeal to come is the result of the actions of this pervert.

The people of godless Europe have spent the last couple of hundred years rejecting the word of God. This singing show on TV is only the most recent outrage.

In summation: Yes, the Lord hates Europe and He will send the Europes to Hell, but He hates them for many different reasons and some more than others.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

I'm pretty sure Serbia is a part of the Australian-Hungarian Empire.
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It is, or maybe was part of the empire, but I recall that they were always troublemakers and I believe somewhere along the line one Archduke Franz Ferdinand figured into the mess.

When it comes to people from this region I believe that the women always had hair on their faces - reason enough as a punishment from God as well as His desire for them not to reproduce.

[William_S]

Please I had to make an account just for this. Australia and Austria is not the same country or even on the same continent!

Please look here:

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Just trying to help.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by William_S

Please I had to make an account just for this. Australia and Austria is not the same country or even on the same continent!

Please look here:

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Just trying to help.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.