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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-24-2016, 10:23 PM
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...Even an atheist can tell the queers have it all wrong. Think about this for a moment: Lets say that every person on this planet decided they were queer. The human race would be extinct within about three generations...
Ok, let's walk back your fantasy scenario a bit. Chances of every hetero male on Earth deciding, all at once, that they'd rather get their dicks covered in some guy's shit? Chances of ANY hetero male making that decision? About zero.

So, now let's take a look at reality, where people are neither 100% straight nor 100% gay, but exist somewhere on a spectrum between those two poles, with maybe 5% or 10% close enough to the gay end to actually act on those impulses. They don't have children, right? Bad thing? Not for you. You might have children, and their non-existent children do not compete with yours for the limited resources of this planet, thus your DNA has a better chance of survival due to the existence of homosexuals.

Any atheist should therefore celebrate homosexuality, as it solely a BENEFIT to them, and no threat at all.

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Why do you think I am a grammar nazi?...
You're the one who willfully chose the "Grammar Nazi" label for this, your intro thread. Why did you do so, if you're now claiming to not be one? Were you trying to deceive the True Christians™? That's not very nice, as they are our hosts here, providing this forum for our use free of charge.

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...It could very well be that I did not lay out my words clearly enough for you to understand...
You wrote an incomplete sentence that made no sense as it stood. I was questioning why, and what you really meant. Now that I know it's impossible for you to answer that, I'll stop.

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My only emotion is sadness at what your teachers must go through. Please pass my condolences along to them, when you return to class on Monday.

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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 12:46 AM
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Ok, let's walk back your fantasy scenario a bit. Chances of every hetero male on Earth deciding, all at once, that they'd rather get their dicks covered in some guy's shit? Chances of ANY hetero male making that decision? About zero.

So, now let's take a look at reality, where people are neither 100% straight nor 100% gay, but exist somewhere on a spectrum between those two poles, with maybe 5% or 10% close enough to the gay end to actually act on those impulses. They don't have children, right? Bad thing? Not for you. You might have children, and their non-existent children do not compete with yours for the limited resources of this planet, thus your DNA has a better chance of survival due to the existence of homosexuals.

Any atheist should therefore celebrate homosexuality, as it solely a BENEFIT to them, and no threat at all.



You're the one who willfully chose the "Grammar Nazi" label for this, your intro thread. Why did you do so, if you're now claiming to not be one? Were you trying to deceive the True Christians™? That's not very nice, as they are our hosts here, providing this forum for our use free of charge.


You wrote an incomplete sentence that made no sense as it stood. I was questioning why, and what you really meant. Now that I know it's impossible for you to answer that, I'll stop.


My only emotion is sadness at what your teachers must go through. Please pass my condolences along to them, when you return to class on Monday.
I picked grammar nazi icon by accident. You act as though it is a big deal when it really does not matter. Move on and go straight to hell now.
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I picked grammar nazi icon by accident. You act as though it is a big deal when it really does not matter. Move on and go straight to hell now.
The One True God of the Bible is the only person who can send people to hell. Are you claiming to be God? That is blasphemy, which the Bible says is punishable by being sent to hell.


I'm very concerned for you on so many levels.


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The One True God of the Bible is the only person who can send people to hell. Are you claiming to be God? That is blasphemy, which the Bible says is punishable by being sent to hell.


I'm very concerned for you on so many levels.


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On how many levels? Is it all the way from Keter to Malkuth or some of the levels in between on the tree?
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 01:20 AM
As for me sending anyone to hell, I would not have to even if I could. The person I was talking to is well on their way by their own choice of being atheist.
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As for me sending anyone to hell, I would not have to even if I could. The person I was talking to is well on their way by their own choice of being atheist.
And yet he quotes the Bible more often than you.

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And yet he quotes the Bible more often than you.
Will his quoting of the bible save him? He has admitted on his own he does not believe in it. Give me your honest thought on this.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 02:38 AM
I realize these people are unpleasant, and I'm trying to be nice here, but telling someone to go straight to hell is going a bit far.
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Will his quoting of the bible save him? He has admitted on his own he does not believe in it. Give me your honest thought on this.
Of course not. But given what you have been writing here, is very probable that you are going to be his partner for eternity.


One thing that you don´t do like the Bible says, and you are fired!


James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


John 14:15 - If ye love me, keep my commandments.



Luke 6:46 - And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?



Joshua 1:8 - This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.



John 14:21 - He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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I realize these people are unpleasant, and I'm trying to be nice here, but telling someone to go straight to hell is going a bit far.
Go back to your "safe space" and leave this talk to the ones that don't worry about pleasantries.
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Of course not. But given what you have been writing here, is very probable that you are going to be his partner for eternity.


One thing that you don´t do like the Bible says, and you are fired!


James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


John 14:15 - If ye love me, keep my commandments.



Luke 6:46 - And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?



Joshua 1:8 - This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.



John 14:21 - He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.
His partner for eternity? That would be nightmare to top all nightmares. I don't think I want any part of that.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 02:53 AM
Well I just thought at first that you were better than these people, but I guess I was mistaken.
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...go straight to hell now.
You ain't no Christian, bruv.

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You ain't no Christian, bruv.
I am not an atheist either.
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You ain't no Christian, bruv.
How does it feel knowing that the UK must foot it's own bill for defense and NATO now that Trump will be president? What will the English do when Russians come?
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 03:34 AM
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How does it feel knowing that the UK must foot it's own bill for defense and NATO now that Trump will be president? What will the English do when Russians come?
Will russians come for the other half of London? The half that is infested with muslims?


And why do you think the filthy atheist is a brit?

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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 03:37 AM
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How does it feel knowing that the UK must foot it's own bill for defense and NATO now that Trump will be president?...
How does it feel being just as clueless as Trump is as to what the actual powers of the President are? Hint: reneging on previously-agreed treaties is not and will never be in his purview.

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Vlad's already got one broke-ass used-to-be superpower with an economy swirling its way down the drain to worry about. What makes you think he wants another?

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Jesus Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 03:39 AM
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Just imagine Valadimir Putin sitting in Buckingham Palace using the Queen as a footstool.
Dear sinner,

That is, obviously, a wonderful mental image but I'm wondering why Mr. Much would care about the fate of Godless England, and, while Jesus cares, I am sure that He would also find your scenario most pleasing if you had taken the care to spell the name of one of His bestest friends correctly. Vladimir.



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Until I make thy foes thy footstool.

Are you quite sure that your approach is useful if we consider that our principal goal at the moment is to make Mr. Much see the Light and accept Jesus?


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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 11-25-2016, 03:41 AM
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Will russians come for the other half of London? The half that is infested with muslims?


And why do you think the filthy atheist is a brit?
Bruv is British slang for brother of which I am certainly not. I imagine the Russians would simply kill the Muslims. They seem to be pretty good at that.
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