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Re: I just wanna talk about me... -
11-14-2016, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Clay For Brains
I've been on the site for quite some time now. I've looked around a lot and discovered so many things. TERRIBLE THINGS! and piffle THIS! i thought being christian was GOOD!
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I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!
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11-15-2016, 12:32 AM
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I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!
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Mr. Linn:
Our Holy Bible and our faith in Christ Jesus is not a joke. What you fail to understand, possibly due to your young age or perhaps mental retardation, is that if there is one thing you can say about Christians and Christianity, it's that we are simple.
When you try to clutter faith in Jesus with science or logic, you are missing the point. Believing in God (Praise Him!) is not a logical thing. And yet, we are rewarded every day for our faith and our belief in our Heavenly Father. Oh, Glory Hallelujah,
God is a good God! Every heartache He understands. There is healing power, there are miracles in the touch of His Wonderful Hands. What He's done for others, He will do for you, if you'll only believe and trust Him too, for God is a Good God and His goodness He will show to you. Every life is but a flame my Lord caused to burn, every star a shining world that my Lord owns. Though He owns the Heavens, He still has time for you, if in prayer you make your wants and wishes known.
So, Mr. Linn, (Is your first name Kentucky?) if you but embrace the foolishness of Christianity, you will be a slave to the Master of the Universe and enjoy the simplicity that comes from faith in our amazing Creator and giver of eternal life. (1 Corinthians 1:27)
And all the church said: AMEN!
Come, Lord Jesus! (Rev. 22:12)
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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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11-15-2016, 12:36 AM
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Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage.
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A comedian webpage? Do you find Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny, young lady? What part of God being forced to murder the firstborn of Egypt do you find amusing? Where is the levity in our having to put our children to death if they curse us while arguing (Ex 21:17)? Does it crack you up to stone a virgin to death because she didn't cry loud enough while being raped (Deut 22:23-24)?
You have a sick, sick sense of humor, missy! Get right with God before it's too late.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I just wanna talk about me... -
11-15-2016, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by kylinn0307
I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!
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Too literal? Why exactly do you think Jesus dictated the words He did through the Holy Ghost to the various Middle Eastern goat herders, story-tellers, and petty academics? As some kind of epic game of Clue, to encourage believers to suss out what He really meant by collecting random objects (candlestick, altar robe, fetus) and deducing what He might have meant us to figure out eventually, some 2000 years later, when held up against the objects of other religious possibilities? I'll guess Jesus of Nazareth, in the cave, with a linen shroud? What kind of a sick joke would that be?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 02:37 AM
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You're confused, dear. Christianity doesn't need to package itself for the public in bright colors and exciting visuals. We have no interest in appealing to your spiritual consumerism. There are no "religion wars" like there are "soda wars." You serve Christ Jesus by worshiping Him and obeying His commands, or you serve Him by illuminating His majesty through your eternal damnation. Either way, He wins. It's your choice whether or not you want to be on the winning side.
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whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups? riddle me that batman! seriously learn some MANNERS!
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11-15-2016, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Clay For Brains
whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups? riddle me that batman! seriously learn some MANNERS!
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So, is your difficulty in facing the Biblical mandates for Salvation™? Or is with hierarchy in general?
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 12:36 PM
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I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example.
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Tell us what the true Christian way is, how literally we should take the Bible, and how you know.
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whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups?
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People who know the Bible and care what it says, maybe?
Hebrews 13:17 KJV: 17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that [is] unprofitable for you.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Clay For Brains
whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups? riddle me that batman! seriously learn some MANNERS!
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Nobody is pushing you around. You should mind YOUR manners! And you should show a little respect!
You need to get right with Jesus or you're on an express elevator to Hell; going down!
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I just wanna talk about me... -
11-15-2016, 05:43 PM
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A comedian webpage? Do you find Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny, young lady? What part of God being forced to murder the firstborn of Egypt do you find amusing.
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I never said that I thought that the Bible was funny. I'm not sure if I implied it (pretty sure I did), but I believe I said that I thought the threads on this site (like the witch hunting one I mentioned earlier. There are so many more topics that are more conspiracy theories than they are Christian topics.) were funny as if they were posted by a comedian. I in no way called Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny. I find those to be much more serious matters.
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Re: I just wanna talk about me... -
11-15-2016, 06:25 PM
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I never said that I thought that the Bible was funny.
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Ok
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I'm not sure if I implied it (pretty sure I did),
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Wait what?
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but I believe I said that I thought the threads on this site (like the witch hunting one I mentioned earlier. There are so many more topics that are more conspiracy theories than they are Christian topics.) were funny as if they were posted by a comedian.
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Ok, now you are being mean, making fun of the True Christians that open their hearts and spend non-paid time to teach other Christians how to better obey the Bible in every day topics. Why are you so mean?
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I in no way called Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny. I find those to be much more serious matters.
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It seems to me that you are having a laugh at what True Christians are saying, and that is making baby Jesus sad. He must be crying. I hope a she-bear takes care of you.
2 Kings 2:23-24
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 06:31 PM
Basilissa. on you're recent infraction that you put on me i would like to commend you for it. you gave a good reason, and asked politely to stop. unlike most others (Mary and Alvin) you actually seem to have a form of respect and professionalism. and i tip my hat to that. keep up that attitude!
also as a message to mary. you speak as if you dont want people to join, because the lack of respect that you have given me and you even going as far as to change my name, would be a turn off to ANYONE wishing to the christian religion and if im not mistaken
Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature
that verse tells me that you want the voice of Jesus and the bible to be heard. well no one is going to listen if you go about it by mocking them, making fun of them, and publicly humiliating them at every wrong turn they make. they will leave you in the dust faster than you can say Hallelujah. no creature will listen if you have a horrid attitude. that much i know. so if you wanna go about this little verse i would recommend you start here by changing my name back to Clayton and the post back to its original title. everything walk begins with a single step. so if you want to honor that verse and preach and be listened, you had best start here.
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11-15-2016, 06:44 PM
haven't you learned anything yet, clay - brain? You have had ample opportunity and have been communicating with some of the most Brilliant Minds on the internet. Maybe your brain is full of clay. I will pray that you will grow up and be able to learn how real Christianity really works.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 07:03 PM
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also as a message to mary. you speak as if you dont want people to join, because the lack of respect that you have given me and you even going as far as to change my name, would be a turn off to ANYONE wishing to the christian religion and if im not mistaken
Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature
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Let me be clear. I don't care if people convert to Christianity or not. My Salvation is secure. I am compelled to share the Gospel (Luke 14:23), and so I do. I don't care if they accept the Good News or not. Not everyone will (Luke 8:4-21). In fact, Jesus tells us most won't (Matthew 22:14). I do my job, and move on. I don't need to get emotionally invested in people who are adamant about going to Hell. Jesus even tells us not to waste our time and efforts (Matthew 7:6). So you can think whatever you want about ME, but that doesn't change the fact that regardless of what you think, if you fail to believe in Jesus' virgin birth (Matthew 1:18), temporary death (1 Corinthians 15:4), and miraculous space travel (Acts 1:9 ), and subsequently dedicate your life to loving and serving Him (John 14:15; 23), your name will never be recorded in the Book of Life (Revelation 20:15), and you will suffer excruciating pain for ever and ever and ever.
Glory!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 07:46 PM
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more random abuse directed at Sister Mary redacted .....so if you wanna go about this little verse ... what? that makes no sense .... i would recommend you start here by changing my name back to Clayton and the post back to its original title... more nonsense removed.
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It is vanishingly unlikely that Sister Mary made any changes of the kind, what with not being a Senior Pastor. Has it occurred to you that you are not making any friends among the Church authorities here? Mindless abuse such as yours rarely ends well.
If you are interested in becoming a True Christian, why not step away from the keyboard and actually read the Bible, dear?
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11-15-2016, 08:13 PM
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clay - brain?
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my name is Clayton S. Mary decided it to be a funny idea to mock me and change my name to that. really putting on a great example. so far from what ive seen when you become christian you become a total asinine DICK to everyone around you. is this true or are my eyes playing tricks on me? because i have been directly insulted by Mary in an infracture with a reason of ¨Don´t be such a pussy¨ i even have an image i can show you for proof! but for her sake ill retain my composure and keep the image unless it be called upon.
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 08:21 PM
also an apology.. by me. i can get fairly angered and such and after writing that last one i can read the tone of my words and i would like to apologize for that. i was suck in a tantrum for a time and my actions outpaced my mind. so an apology is in due order and that is it.
To mary, i am sorry. i have been rude and i see now that my mindset was fairly fast paced and... well needless to say rash and not very well thought through. it has been bent on a form of payback or revenge i might say. the reason behind that. and i mean no ill will but it is true, where the childish reasons behind the infractures. not the infractures themselves but the resons, like the direct insult, some even just beeing Yappity Yap Yap yap. for a reason? excuse me? its been fuel for a fire in the back of my head and I've found a pail of water to extinguish this little inferno.
so this is me saying sorry for my actions towards Marry and any other Moderator i might have angered.
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Re: I don't wanna indulge in this... -
11-15-2016, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Clay For Brains
also an apology.. by me. i can get fairly angered and such and after writing that last one i can read the tone of my words and i would like to apologize for that. i was suck in a tantrum for a time and my actions outpaced my mind. so an apology is in due order and that is it.
To mary, i am sorry. i have been rude and i see now that my mindset was fairly fast paced and... well needless to say rash and not very well thought through. it has been bent on a form of payback or revenge i might say. the reason behind that. and i mean no ill will but it is true, where the childish reasons behind the infractures. not the infractures themselves but the resons, like the direct insult, some even just beeing Yappity Yap Yap yap. for a reason? excuse me? its been fuel for a fire in the back of my head and I've found a pail of water to extinguish this little inferno.
so this is me saying sorry for my actions towards Marry and any other Moderator i might have angered.
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That's very good, dear. The acceptance of the fact that you have sinned is the first step on your way to repenting and accepting Jesus as your Savior.
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11-15-2016, 08:39 PM
with a clear head as i write i would like to properly introduce myself, and where i would like to stand in this site.
My name is Clayton, i spend most of my time playing games and (when I'm not hot headed) trying to make people smile and laugh. i dont read the bible and i have yet to go to church much at all in my life.
my reason why i stay is that I've seen a lot of assumptions and reviews on things that i like go off to say negitive things about them, often with very little data. one of the reviews i saw accused a game i play called Rocket League of Rapeware, Gayness and attacking Jesus, going of NOTHING else other than the cover. and me knowing the game inside and out (much like you know you're bible inside and out) was compelled to correct him.
if i had never saw a bible or heard of the christian religion and saw the Bible and rejected it because the cross on the front looked to much like a TREE, i would assume you would be quick to defend it no? to correct that false assumption?
to quote myself, "Nobody knows Everything about Everything." you have pelted with me with verse after verse from the bible, showing me that you can find the proper scripture in an instant, is it really that hard to beleive that someone, granted not follow the bible, will know more about something than that of someone who dose follow the bible? is it really that hard to believe?
Gosh look at me I've gotten into another rant i apologize. i dont plan to follow the christian religion, not at the moment any way. and even if i do it wont be to a tee. i dare not surrender my personality for anything in the bible, if it means that the people around me, my friends and family, will think badly of me.
that is where i stand.
thank you for reading.
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11-15-2016, 08:42 PM
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i dont plan to follow the christian religion, not at the moment any way. and even if i do it wont be to a tee. i dare not surrender my personality for anything in the bible, if it means that the people around me, my friends and family, will think badly of me.
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That's too bad - for you and people around you:
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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11-15-2016, 08:51 PM
i think its also worth mentioning what my goals on this site point towards, and that's unity. of different things and a more optimistic mindset. not judging before actually trying it out.
i want my views to be heard and respected and if nothing else considered. when i attempted to offer my help with the Rocket League accusation i was completely undermined and my word seemed to stand below the word of the original post. it baffled me, i was called a pervert and everything, when all i attempted to do was offer my assistance so this man could gain a better understanding of what the game actually was.
again i don't plan on following the christian religion, but that dosen't mean i don't want it to fail and crumble in on itself. making it look better, giving a polish and a quick spit-shine is in due order. and i understand that most of my actions have been VERY immature on this site. the reaction hasn't been much better at ALL. i like to help its one of the things i live for. if i can i normally will, less it physically or mentally harm me.
again, thank you for reading.
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