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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
04-17-2016, 02:37 PM
I had a dream yesterday about Pastor Ezekiel driving a giant Airship over New York City. On the airship was written in giant letters "Landover Baptist Church" and a picture of Pastor Ezekiel with open arms like he wants to preach to the whole city.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
05-30-2016, 01:57 PM
Hello all,
There have been some positive development as of late which brings the purchase of the new aircraft even closer. According to Bloomberg, the wealthiest 1% had some rough times which forces them out of big private jets into small private jets:
As you can imagine this has an effect on the price of large aircraft, it´s tanking. If the 1% were to be squeezed a little more I am sure the budget will soon be enough for an aircraft with all the extras.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
05-30-2016, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Hello all,
There have been some positive development as of late which brings the purchase of the new aircraft even closer. According to Bloomberg, the wealthiest 1% had some rough times which forces them out of big private jets into small private jets:
As you can imagine this has an effect on the price of large aircraft, it´s tanking. If the 1% were to be squeezed a little more I am sure the budget will soon be enough for an aircraft with all the extras.
Kind regards,
Roland
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Thank you for that inside information, Brother Roland. The Aircraft Committee now believes the purchase date of Zeke's Airbus can be moved up.
We must get an aircraft the dwarf's the one Creflo Dollar has. One side bit of optimism is that Creflo's pilots have a history of damaging his planes on landings. With a little bit of luck we will soon be number one again among arena preachers.
Pastor Creflo Dollar asks his megachurch for donations to buy $65 million private jet
Megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar seeks donations for $65M jet
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Monday, March 16, 2015, 12:04 PM
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Creflo Dollar, pastor of who the World Changers Church International, said his church is raising funds to buy a $65 million private jet.
(Raymond Boyd/Getty Images)
BY Meg Wagner
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-09-2017, 01:37 AM
One of the donors for your pastor's aircraft stopped by my Cumming, Iowa office to see if we could find any verification that the funds were indeed allocated for this purpose. I plan to publish my findings in the Des Moines Register later this week.
The donor asked to remain anonymous and I will honor that person's wishes. He claimed "possible retribution" for whistleblowing.
I have to say, after all this time and having calculated the "donations" pledged in this thread, you could have purchased more than one airplane by now. What's YOUR side of the story?
MH
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-09-2017, 02:17 AM
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One of the donors for your pastor's aircraft stopped by my Cumming, Iowa office to see if we could find any verification that the funds were indeed allocated for this purpose. I plan to publish my findings in the Des Moines Register later this week.
The donor asked to remain anonymous and I will honor that person's wishes. He claimed "possible retribution" for whistleblowing.
I have to say, after all this time and having calculated the "donations" pledged in this thread, you could have purchased more than one airplane by now. What's YOUR side of the story?
MH
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So, Creflo Dollar has hired you to stop us from buying Pastor Zeke an aircraft larger than his. We on the Committee have been watching Creflo for a long time and we know his schemes. I forewarn you that Creflo will require you to convert and tithe in order to get paid.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-10-2017, 09:55 AM
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So, Creflo Dollar has hired you to stop us from buying Pastor Zeke an aircraft larger than his. We on the Committee have been watching Creflo for a long time and we know his schemes. I forewarn you that Creflo will require you to convert and tithe in order to get paid.
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Actually, Mr. Mayor, my client is a current LBC member who has donated significantly to this fund and is tired of not seeing results.
I am not trying to do anything more than get your side of this situation to better serve my client. This person said harm could come to him or her if they were identified, so I am maintaining secrecy.
I have no desire to discredit your church. I have been reading the New Testament (I am on my 2nd reading) and have found interesting coincidences with Old Testament prophecy that I am discussing with a Rabbi. So far, he has not been able to disprove that many of the New Testament scriptures point to the fulfillment of Old Testament writings. This is putting me on a path of decision and possibly making me a future tither to LBC - not Creflo Dollar.
I even think I may have killed Jesus. Well, not me personally, but through generational default. I'm not there yet, but G_d is speaking to me.
Sincerely,
Michael H.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-10-2017, 10:37 AM
Perhaps I can help with a little thing..
You know when you meet someone and you tell them your name?
And then they forget it..
So in conversation you get "Yes, I was just saying to M hhzbmbl the quality of mercy is not strain'd, it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath." It's like they never really bothered. Or they just don't want to know you. The conversation might continue: "Gad! You're right! As though it is twice blest. What do you think M hhzbmbl?" [coughs a bit]
"Er, my name's......"
[1st Ignorant] "It blesseth him that gives and him that takes: 'tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes the throned monarch better than his crown!"
[2nd Ignorant] "His sceptre shows the force of temporal power, the attribute to awe and majesty, wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings."
[1st Ignorant] "But mercy is above this sceptred sway." [They give away all attempts at remembering who you are even though it's your party] [Both] "Do you find this M-h?"
"Well.." and whatever you had is discharged into thin air they have already turned their backs on you and walked off in the opposite direction.
After all your trouble, wouldn't you like them to remember at least who you were? I've noticed something similar in your writing. Can you tell what it is? And maybe provide a Scriptural reference, that would be helpful.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-10-2017, 11:41 AM
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I have no desire to discredit your church. I have been reading the New Testament (I am on my 2nd reading) and have found interesting coincidences with Old Testament prophecy that I am discussing with a Rabbi. So far, he has not been able to disprove that many of the New Testament scriptures point to the fulfillment of Old Testament writings.
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The Bible is truly unique! I can think of no other book where events toward the end had been foreshadowed earlier on. How could anyone doubt its Divine origin?
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-10-2017, 02:56 PM
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Actually, Mr. Mayor, my client is a current LBC member who has donated significantly to this fund and is tired of not seeing results.
I am not trying to do anything more than get your side of this situation to better serve my client. This person said harm could come to him or her if they were identified, so I am maintaining secrecy.
Sincerely,
Michael H.
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SECURITY ALERT: AN AGENT OF CREFLO DOLLAR HAS INFILTRATED LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH. THIS UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO LBC DONAR LIST SO THAT IT CAN BE MINED BY CREFLO DOLLAR.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-11-2017, 01:25 AM
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SECURITY ALERT: AN AGENT OF CREFLO DOLLAR HAS INFILTRATED LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH. THIS UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO LBC DONAR LIST SO THAT IT CAN BE MINED BY CREFLO DOLLAR.
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nice sunglasses dude i wish you were my mayor in my state you seem
like a funny guy, you also remind me of steve martin cuz of your white hair
are you sure your not his brother.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-11-2017, 04:08 AM
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nice sunglasses dude i wish you were my mayor in my state you seem like a funny guy, you also remind me of steve martin cuz of your white hair are you sure your not his brother.
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Mr. Wilson--We're glad to have visitors here at LBC, especially when they show interest in our church's largest fundraising project. The Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee is dedicated to purchasing an Airbus 380 A and we want to do so as soon as possible.
We hope you will donate to this project and help bring Pastor Zeke's sermons about Jesus across the world. A huge aircraft is the perfect compliment to a big Jesus message. Huge is not a word you can use to describe aircraft flown by Creflo Dollar or Benny Hinn.
Operators are waiting for your call.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-31-2017, 06:20 PM
Since the house that Samuel and I were supposed to live in has finally sold, my father would like to donate the $500,000 that we got for it to this wonderful cause. Samuel's father is planning on donating some more money as well, but he's not sure how much he'll send.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
01-31-2017, 10:17 PM
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Since the house that Samuel and I were supposed to live in has finally sold, my father would like to donate the $500,000 that we got for it to this wonderful cause. Samuel's father is planning on donating some more money as well, but he's not sure how much he'll send.
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Esther B. -- The Committee has asked me to pass along its sincere appreciation for this generous gift. Of course, the other thank you will come from Jesus for helping to provide this vehicle to spread his word.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
02-09-2017, 08:43 AM
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across the world. .
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Across the world indeed.
I know some false Christians and atheists believe the world is somewhat globe like in shape...but I can see that you use across the world. A globe does not have "far corners".
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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
02-10-2017, 05:27 AM
As to this aircraft:
Speed, safety and armament should be top priorities. This plane should be YUGE and capable of hypersonic flight and therefore will produce sonic booms.
The voice of the LORD is upon the waters; The God of glory thunders, The LORD is over many waters. The voice of the LORD is powerful, The voice of the LORD is majestic. The voice of the LORD breaks the cedars; Yes, the LORD breaks in pieces the cedars of Lebanon.… Psalm 24
Why settle for a commercially available aircraft like the Eurotrash AirBus?
1. Vertical takeoff and landing like the Harrier.
2. Stealth like the stealth bomber and a cloaking device
3. In-flight refueling
4. YUGE!
5. Armed to the teeth
6. Luxurious!
Creflo Dollar's plane will probably look like a pimped out car.
"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
02-10-2017, 03:47 PM
Thank you, Sword. The Committee appreciates input from all Landover Baptists as well as from the public. Pastor Zeke belongs to the entire world.
When the Committee began this long process our initial thinking was the Antonov 225, the world's largest aircraft:
Pastor Zeke pointed out that the 225 would need to return to Russia for service leaving him with inadequate travel arrangements during those periods.
The Committee went back to the drawing board. Pastor needed an aircraft with a cigar and movie room, a restaurant standards kitchen, room for his travel vehicles, space for bundles of U. S. currency Pastor sells on his missionary trips, bedrooms for Pastor, friends and staff and must dwarf the aircraft of Creflo Dollar. Pastor Zeke knows aircraft and told us the Airbus A380 met all these requirements.
Pastor and the Committee are open minded to suggestions and can alter plans right up to the time we place the Airbus order. Please continue to pass along your suggestions.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
02-10-2017, 03:54 PM
The plane should have the shape of a cross in my opinion.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
06-07-2017, 11:12 PM
One of my wealthy uncles recently passed away and left my family a large amount of money on his will. In the will, he stated that he wanted 5 million dollars to be used to help Pastor Ezekiel buy a new plane. My father sent the money a few days ago and he'd like to make sure that it was received by the proper people.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
06-08-2017, 12:21 AM
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...In the will, he stated that he wanted 5 million dollars to be used to help Pastor Ezekiel buy a new plane...
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That implies that there was quite a bit more. You're not holding back, are you? C'mon he needs that plane with the gold-plated bathrooms and the onboard pool and the piggy-backing Space Shuttle with a limo in the cargo bay.
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...My father sent the money a few days ago and he'd like to make sure that it was received by the proper people.
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I'd start coming up with an excuse for the delay.
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Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee. -
06-08-2017, 12:50 AM
I hear the new plane is on order. Just the paint scheme, interior finishing, details like silver and gold flatware and who will hand weave the silk sheets for the Pastors study.
However, we still do not have all the funds. We need to get the tin tithers to give more. I am spear heading this by deducting 50% of the pay my 750 odd field hands earn before taxes. So LBC 'Plane For Christ' will be getting well over $1,500 a week. It will increase the debt burden my workers have to carry but they can get solace knowing the Pastor will not have to fly in a old (over five years) plane that has stains on the carpet.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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