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Unhappy Last Sunday - 05-19-2015, 08:32 PM

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preacher nearby at a Black Church last Sunday, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I first asked God for forgiveness knowing to even consider going there was a Sin.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church and they were jealous.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. "
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. "
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside to report back to Landover Baptist and Lo and Behold, my car had been stolen.
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Default Re: Last Sunday - 05-20-2015, 01:39 AM

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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preacher nearby at a Black Church last Sunday, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I first asked God for forgiveness knowing to even consider going there was a Sin.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church and they were jealous.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. "
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. "
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside to report back to Landover Baptist and Lo and Behold, my car had been stolen.

Al Sharpton, the false Pastor, was once a member of the entourage of Mr. James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, the hardest working man in show business; him who had the serious perspiration problem. While in the employ of Mr. James Brown, Mr. Al Sharpton likely learned all manner of sly Negroe tricks. I believe it is probable that he picked your pocket and stole your car keys while he pretended to lay hands on you. After that, He stayed in the church while a confederate took the keys and stole your car.

This event should serve as a reminder that you should not mix with Negroes and never, never let them touch you. Most of them have the AIDS. It could have been much worse.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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