When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preacher nearby at a Black Church last Sunday, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I first asked God for forgiveness knowing to even consider going there was a Sin.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church and they were jealous.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. "
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today. "
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside to report back to Landover Baptist and Lo and Behold, my car had been stolen.