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Default Don't Light Candles This Christmas, It's Pagan - 12-24-2011, 02:31 AM

I've been doing a little research on the proper way to celebrate Christmas.

What I've learned is that some things we do traditionally at Christmas are Pagan. There is a simple rule you can follow to clean up your Christmas by leaving out the Pagan parts.

The rule is, don't celebrate with light or lights. Pagans celebrated the solstice, the beginning of more daylight, with symbols of light, fires and candles.

As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing that makes a Baptist more happy than a long, gloomy winter night.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/be...-part-1-65341/


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Don't Light Candles This Christmas, It's Pagan - 11-10-2012, 05:19 PM

Christmas is a Pagan holiday, you just choose to use it as your holiday because you forgot the birthday of Jesus. Isn't it funny?


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Default Re: Don't Light Candles This Christmas, It's Pagan - 11-10-2012, 09:46 PM

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Christmas is a Pagan holiday, you just choose to use it as your holiday because you forgot the birthday of Jesus. Isn't it funny?
Nothing you say is even remotely funny, ever.

Proverbs 18:6 "A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes."


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Nothing you say is even remotely funny, ever.

Proverbs 18:6 "A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes."
Aye, yet I'm speaking the ironic truth


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Default Re: Don't Light Candles This Christmas, It's Pagan - 11-11-2012, 02:31 AM

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Nothing you say is even remotely funny, ever.

Proverbs 18:6 "A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes."
I agree with you there old fella, not funny at all and total blasphemy!


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Default Re: Don't Light Candles This Christmas, It's Pagan - 11-11-2012, 04:06 AM

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I've been doing a little research on the proper way to celebrate Christmas.

What I've learned is that some things we do traditionally at Christmas are Pagan. There is a simple rule you can follow to clean up your Christmas by leaving out the Pagan parts.

The rule is, don't celebrate with light or lights. Pagans celebrated the solstice, the beginning of more daylight, with symbols of light, fires and candles.

As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing that makes a Baptist more happy than a long, gloomy winter night.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/be...-part-1-65341/

everything about Christmas is Pagan, you'er religion is not but a mix of every other religion that has ever benn followed


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everything about Christmas is Pagan, you'er religion is not but a mix of every other religion that has ever benn followed
The birth of Jesus is pagan?



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Default Re: Don't Light Candles This Christmas, It's Pagan - 11-11-2012, 05:34 AM

It's not the birth of Jesus, it has a 1/365 chance but early christians forgot when Jesus was actually born, since it seemed of little importance to them.....


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It's not the birth of Jesus, it has a 1/365 chance but early christians forgot when Jesus was actually born, since it seemed of little importance to them.....
Riiiiight, the birth of Our Lord and Savior is pretty inconsequential to Christians. Who, you know, use His name as their namesake.



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It's not the birth of Jesus, it has a 1/365 chance but early christians forgot when Jesus was actually born, since it seemed of little importance to them.....
None here have claimed that Our Lord, Jesus Christ, was born on December 25. There is nothing in the KJV 1611 to indicate this date as the Gregorian Calender had not been implemented at this time. It was only around 336 years later that some poncy papist came up with December.


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It's not the birth of Jesus, it has a 1/365 chance but early christians forgot when Jesus was actually born, since it seemed of little importance to them.....
Really.

You want us to believe that the birth of the SAVIOR OF MANKIND was not important to Christians.

Ever read the New Testament?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Riiiiight, the birth of Our Lord and Savior is pretty inconsequential to Christians...
To early Christians, yeah it wouldn't have been that important. They didn't have Wal-Mart.

And you guys seem to focus on the other end of His (alleged) life, with the scourging and whipping and nailing and the hanging and the stabbing and the blood and the crying and why isn't everyone happy this is Jesus He has to die for the story to work so smiles everyone while contemplating the figurehead of your religion gasping for breath while life slips painfully away.



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Ever read the New Testament?
Don't have the time, lead me to a particular scripture and I will read that. Maybe someday I will read it straight through, no skipping. But as of now I have math homework, and the teenage obsession with multiple bands and various actors to fulfill.


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Don't have the time. Maybe someday I will read it straight through, no skipping. But as of now I have math homework, and the teenage obsession with multiple bands and various actors to fulfil.
Don't have the time to read the 1611 KJV? I suppose you don't have the time to pray either. Yet you have time to do homework and listen to music and watch movies. You need to get your priorities straight, lesbogirl. Homework won't do you any good. If you read the KJV, you would learn how to be a good mother and housewife, and that would profit you more than your secular education. And modern music and helly-wood movies are of the devil. Just read the Satan's entertainment forum. If you cut all these vain pursuits out of your life, you would have plenty of time to read the 1611 KJV.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Don't have the time to read the 1611 KJV? I suppose you don't have the time to pray either. Yet you have time to do homework and listen to music and watch movies. You need to get your priorities straight, lesbogirl. Homework won't do you any good. If you read the KJV, you would learn how to be a good mother and housewife, and that would profit you more than your secular education. And modern music and helly-wood movies are of the devil. Just read the Satan's entertainment forum. If you cut all these vain pursuits out of your life, you would have plenty of time to read the 1611 KJV.
I think I'm good, but if it makes you happy I'll start reading it. Where would I get a copy? Although chances are slim of me being a housewife, and my parenting skill are pretty good from taking care of my step-sister's little boy.


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If it makes you happy I'll start reading it. Where would I get a copy?
Well, gee, how about try a Christian bookstore? For a supposedly modern educated woman, you're not very bright, are you? And don't read the Bible to make me happy; read it to make God happy.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Well, gee, how about try a Christian bookstore? For a supposedly modern educated woman, you're not very bright, are you? And don't read the Bible to make me happy; read it to make God happy.
Well sorry I don't know this kind of stuff, I don't pay attention to much. So which one? Like does it matter? I'm seeing mostly the study bibles and the 400th Anniversary bibles.... and it's not like I can go ask somebody everybody I know is either Athiest, Catholic, Mormon, or false Christian.


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So which one? Like does it matter? I'm seeing mostly the study bibles and the 400th Anniversary bibles
Of course it matters which one! It must be the 1611 King James Version. Haven't you been paying attention to anything on this site?



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Of course it matters which one! It must be the 1611 King James Version. Haven't you been paying attention to anything on this site?

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So would that work or no? If not send me a link to one that I can buy, so I don't get it mixed up, and so I don't waste your time questioning.


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So would that work or no?.
Well, it's a 1611 KJV, isn't it?


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