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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-17-2008, 05:34 PM
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It's all good. I love discussing Biblically correct entomology with my students, too.
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Are you still making them take out the legs of the insects that don't agree with their Biblical description? Lovely...
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
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08-17-2008, 05:52 PM
I am bisexual and the church I go to the pastor knows and he has never condemmed me but welcomed me with open arms!
I cant help what I am! I am what God made me!
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-17-2008, 05:55 PM
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I am bisexual and the church I go to the pastor knows and he has never condemmed me but welcomed me with open arms!
I cant help what I am! I am what God made me!
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I want to know which Church, Denomination and the name of the Pastor.
The D.O.F must be informed.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-17-2008, 06:18 PM
Never heard of the saying I WANT DOESNT GET?!?!
Pure ignorance demanding something like that!
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-17-2008, 07:11 PM
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Never heard of the saying I WANT DOESNT GET?!?!
Pure ignorance demanding something like that!
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Like the way you demand people ignore the Bible or demand that God forget His own Word?
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-17-2008, 07:29 PM
"Like the way you demand people ignore the Bible or demand that God forget His own Word?"
When did I even say that ?!
You need to get a pair of glasses and read what I wrote as I never said any that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-17-2008, 07:33 PM
Oh and just so you know I am married and my husband knows I am bisexual and has no problem with it.
He is a catholic and goes to chapel.
I am waiting for the nasty comments yet again!!!
So much for Christians being kind eh?!?!?!
AGAIN ----> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-17-2008, 08:47 PM
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"Like the way you demand people ignore the Bible or demand that God forget His own Word?"
When did I even say that ?!
You need to get a pair of glasses and read what I wrote as I never said any that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you demanded that your unnatural lusts be accepted without question, and when you claim God made you choose partial homosexuality.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Note the words "natural use". That means homosexuality is unnatural, thus a choice! God didn't make you choose to be a raging bulldyke, you did that all yourself!
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Oh and just so you know I am married and my husband knows I am bisexual and has no problem with it.
He is a catholic and goes to chapel.
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There's part of the problem right there. If you married a decent Christian man who would base your marriage in Jesus instead of "marrying" a Mary-worshipping, idolatrous papist, you wouldn't be in this pickle.
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08-17-2008, 08:59 PM
Bless me father for I have sinned... .
Does your husband get off watching you rug munch, vile woman? How many beads does he have to count to make up for that iniquity? (I would appreciate some input here from either Martin or Lester.)
God doesn't create queers, bitch. You spit in His face every time you buckle up your strap-on. Soon enough, you will be filled with Satan's hot love. It's the real thing, baby. !
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08-18-2008, 04:55 AM
In some parts of the world the homos, would shut up, and live like normal people. You couldnt tell if he was homo or not.
Now its "cool" and it makes you "popular" to be homosexual. This is the work of the devil . People dont seem to get or want to remember the story of Sodom and Gamora (excuse my spelling).
If you are going to be a homosexual keep it to your self. your poisoning the air. When Jesus comes back, this will all be sorted out.
Remember God sends you warnings everywere, your not going to be on earth forever. Choose your life wisely
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-18-2008, 11:10 PM
Nice choices... Weird question... The second choice was much more amusing and somehow more appealing.
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Oh and just so you know I am married and my husband knows I am bisexual and has no problem with it.
He is a catholic and goes to chapel.
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couldn't help but notice there was a bisexual lurking around the forum. I love me a girl who wants to do it that way.
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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08-18-2008, 11:28 PM
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Does Hitoshi count as a sexual Orientation?
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Brother, kindly refrain from using "Hitoshi" and "sexual" in the same sentence. I just threw up a little.
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Never heard of the saying I WANT DOESNT GET?!?!
Pure ignorance demanding something like that!
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I have a neighbor who has three heads, all of which work independently, and he keeps the Loch Ness monster in his basement! It's amazing!
Wait, you want his address so you can get proof? Pure ignorance, demanding something like that!!
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couldn't help but notice there was a bisexual lurking around the forum. I love me a girl who wants to do it that way.
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What, with a strap-on?
We'll have none of your disgusting KY-fueled slippy-slidey perversions here, Gettin-A-CLU-Tard!!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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08-19-2008, 12:03 AM
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(I would appreciate some input here from either Martin or Lester.)
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-19-2008, 12:42 AM
A pure Heterosexual
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-19-2008, 02:39 AM
Tell me, er, "Krusty", do you have some sort of a feminine hygiene problem?
Otherwise, I really cannot imagine why you would refer to yourself as having a crust.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-19-2008, 04:17 AM
I used to a fag, but when I repented my sins Jesus Christ saved me from being a faggot. Praise God. And if Jesus can save ME from being a fag then he can save anyone. I was such a homo I used to dress and act like a woman. The thing is I knew the entire time in my heart that I was going to Hell if I didn't accept Jesus and become a heterosexual. Those that say otherwise are lying to themselves and God.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-19-2008, 02:15 PM
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Fornicating with camels is a disgusting sin. Don't come into God's favorite forum and lie. Just because you commit bestiality with a camel of the opposite sex, that doesn't make you a "pure heterosexual."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-19-2008, 03:23 PM
Gee, you're always full of kind words aren't you Zeke.
Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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Re: What is your sexual orientation? -
08-19-2008, 03:24 PM
Sometimes honesty hurts a little.....
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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08-20-2008, 04:58 AM
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Gee, you're always full of kind words aren't you Zeke.
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My job is to save souls, not throw a pink tea party for every sand nigra who stumbles in here. I supposed liberal fools like you think that kind words are more important than eternal Salvation©.
If you think a Pastor's job is easy, just take a look at THIS job description.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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