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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-03-2010, 01:29 PM

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I too want God to bless the Denmarkian People's Party. It has just come to my attention that they as the only Denmarkian political party are against the fact that all Denmarkian chickens are butchered according to halal. We need to stop Denmarkian butchers from cutting the throats of chickens and supply the butchers with shotguns instead. It's about time that Denmarkia become more like America and less like Iraqistan and a great start could be to shoot the head of our chickens with a good old 12-gauge instead of butchering them the Mudslime Way!

To all the Denmarkians reading this thread! Vote Danish Peoples Party and fight the Mudslime Invasion that is currently going on in our dunghole of a Country!
If I was the party, I would have executed all mudslimes in the entire country.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-04-2010, 09:57 AM

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GOD BLESS THE DANISH PEOPLES PARTY PROPSAL TO PREVENT MUDSLIME TV-CHANNELS!

The only non-communist party in Denmark - The Danish People’s Party is fighting for God and every True Christian with their proposal to prevent television stations such as al-Arabiya and al-Jazeera from broadcasting to Denmark. And what an excellent idea that is. We will not respect any tv-channels in Denmark, or anywhere else, that do not respect Christian values like tollerance and charity. So ban the bunch - the sooner the better.


Yes, our danish Iron lady pia, standing in front of the danish flag
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Yes, our danish Iron lady pia, standing in front of the danish flag
It is actually a cross. The picture has been cropped so you do not see the cross correctly.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-05-2010, 10:12 AM

Can I say something? I am danish. I think it is quite funny to read all this because none of it is true.
First: It is a finnish flag not a danish flag
second: Pippi longstocking is not danish. It was the swedish author Astrid Lindgren who invented her.
Third: Our prime minister is called Lars Løkke Rasmussen. It is not the same person as the Rasmussen who was in Tour de France. Rasmussen is one of the most common last names in Denmark.
Fourth: Where does H.C.Andersen writes about raping little boys?

You really should do your research before you write stuff like this.
I am not saying that Denmark is the best country in the world I am just saying that none of this is true.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-05-2010, 10:23 AM

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Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
  10. NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Lies and conjecture to highlight why you hate Denmark!
If you really think you know better than Cranky Old Man (which you don't). Then tell us just one thing good about our creepy country. I bet you can't do that. Am I right? Of course I am.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-05-2010, 11:21 AM


Oh My God, you people have NO idea what you're talking about! I'm pure Danish and MOTHERF*CKING PROUD of it! I'm sitting here, reading your article, and I'm laughing my @ss off!
First of all, we did not invent rape. Rape has been going on since the dawn of time. The neanderthals did it, some people do it now. H*ll, even the Greek gods did it! And we do not rape goats, we milk them. And remember; the vikings weren't even Christian so they didn't have to follow the rules of the Bible! Christianity hadn't even made it's approach in Denmark back then!
And it's a LONG time ago our prime minister was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. He was a decent democrat. The man we have now is a republican, so I don't like him very much, And he's a bigger cheater than Rasmussen was!
And why do you think H.C. Andersen is the son of Satan? He was a nice, decent writer who told stories. You all know stories like the Ugly Duckling, the Little Mermaid, and the Tin Soldier, right? Do they include raping children or abusing women? No, I don't think so!
And why do you have to include our language in your untrue speech? It's a nice, decent language with some unique letters that no other country in the world has: Æ, Ø and Å!!
And yeah, we invented Lego. And we all love it. And Lego is a Danish tradition. It's nice and comfy and reminds one of home. Lego isn't trying to corrupt children into sinful behavior, they just want us to have fun for as long as we're kids!
And we didn't invent Pippi Longstocking - the Swedish people did! She's called "Pippi Langstrømpe" in Danish. It was the Swedish author Astrid Lindgren who created her! And I like Pippa Langstrømpe - she was a part of my childhood!
And where in the world did you get those TV-show names? Ebay? We don't show that sh*t, why should we? We show things like "Bamse og Kylling" and "Kaj og Andrea" - nice, short shows for kids starring puppets. And we show Grey's Anatomy, LOST, Simpsons, h*ll, we even show Glamour and Baywatch!
And, sure gay people do have rights, but why in the world should they be allowed to kidnap and rape innocent children? Come on, we're not wild savages, we're people! And we're the happiest people in the whole goddamn world! We love our children and we respect people's differences, but why would gay people want to rape children? Because they're GAY? No way, gay people are as nice and normal as regular, straight people. Deal with it.
And our car taxes aren't that high. They're the regular. Why do you think so many Danish people drives their own car? Because we can afford it! And we pay regular taxes and get social security and police reinforcement, free schools, high schools and colleges, and more doctors. So I should say that we do pretty well.
And B.T. is a lying gossip magazine, but they stick to something people don't know sh*t about. And people know alot about H.C. Andersen. So nobody would believe them if they wrote that. Come on, people,. Do you really think us Danes are that stupid? And that gay people are that inhumane? Seriously? Why are all other countries so different from you? What's wrong with the rest of us? Nothing. You're the ones who are wrong. Don't judge something or someone until you can prove your assumptions. I'll bet my last moneys that none of you - except for you who showed them what the Danish flag really looks like - have ever met a Dane!! So F*ck you, but I respect your religion. And I'm fifteen, I'm smart, and this is what I wanted to say to you.
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Oh My God, you people have NO idea what you're talking about! I'm pure Danish retarded and MOTHERF*CKING PROUD of it! I'm sitting here, in my handicap wheelchair, reading your article, and I'm laughing my @ss fat ass off!
Hi there. It seems like you may be suffering from multiply issues, so i figured that i would be so nice and kind to give you some helpful insight in your own Country.

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First of all, we did not invent rape. Rape has been going on since the dawn of time. The neanderthals did it, some people do it now. H*ll, even the Greek gods did it! And we do not rape goats, we milk them. And remember; the vikings weren't even Christian so they didn't have to follow the rules of the Bible! Christianity hadn't even made it's approach in Denmark back then!
First off, can you please be so kind and explain us what the exact difference is between the Neanderthals and the citizens of Denmark? As i read brother Cranky Old Man's article, the citizens of Denmark are primitive, vile barbarians who rapes everything that they happen to come across. Exactly like the Neanderthals did. The only difference here may be, that the Neanderthals were able to socialise without being extremely and utterly drunk, unlike most of the citizens of Denmark.

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And why do you have to include our language in your untrue speech? It's a nice, decent language with some unique letters that no other country in the world has: Æ, Ø and Å!!
I have to correct you here, the only reason as for why we choose not to have your demonic symbols in our language, is because of the fact that we are True Christians, who believes in Jesus as our saviour, and we follow the Holy Bible as well.

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And yeah, we invented Lego. And we all love it. And Lego is a Danish tradition. It's nice and comfy and reminds one of home. Lego isn't trying to corrupt children into sinful behavior, they just want us to have fun for as long as we're kids!
That is incorrect. Brother Cranky Old Man proved that Lego is corrupting children. Go take a look at his thread for a clearer insight,
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-05-2010, 05:03 PM

Why do you have so much against my country? What did we ever do to harm you? Oh, sure, if you can't blame anyone else, blame the small people, the ones who are so many kilometers away form you, they can't hurt you. And, "awesomeness", I actually pity you; if you don't agree with me you should tell it to my face instead of being so childish and editing my comments. That's not funny; that's just another proof that we Danes are just as smart and humane as anyone.

And what do you know about my country? You know shit! So don't come and tell me about something you don't know shit about. I just can't fathom why you would want to be a part of this... How can you stand to be filled with so much hatred for everyone? I pity you. So I'm going to Hell, thorw me in! I'd rather be there, suffering, for the rest of eternity than to be in Heaven with the angry, hateful God of yours and you people.

And you're just jealous of me and my extraordinary letters. Remember; "Thou shalt not covet" It's no work of Satan - it's just different from what you know.

Oh, and you believe more in "Brother" Cranky Old Man that has everything up in his mind than a real Dane? Hah! I hope you go to Heaven - I believe there's much nicer in Hell - at least Satan isn't as selfish as God!
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Why do you have so much against my country? What did we ever do to harm you? Oh, sure, if you can't blame anyone else, blame the small people, the ones who are so many kilometers away form you, they can't hurt you. And, "awesomeness", I actually pity you; if you don't agree with me you should tell it to my face instead of being so childish and editing my comments. That's not funny; that's just another proof that we Danes are just as smart and humane as anyone.
We do not hate your feeble hellhole of a country, the Bible instructs us to. Please read the entire thread.

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be filled with so much hatred for everyone? I pity you. So I'm going to Hell, thorw me in! I'd rather be there, suffering, for the rest of eternity than to be in Heaven with the angry, hateful God of yours and you people.
Well, other than God, who made your country and some of the current finest scholars in the world at the Rand Corporation, have analyzed all countries in a Biblical context. It turned out, denmarkians are at the bottom of the heap. Do not feel bad, hatei is worse than you!


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And you're just jealous of me and my extraordinary letters. Remember; "Thou shalt not covet" It's no work of Satan - it's just different from what you know.

Oh, and you believe more in "Brother" Cranky Old Man that has everything up in his mind than a real Dane? Hah! I hope you go to Heaven - I believe there's much nicer in Hell - at least Satan isn't as selfish as God!
LOL, not to worry, there is not a single icicle in your frozen wasteland anyone but an alcoholic would covet.

By the way, a dane is a dog, a great dog mind you but still a dog. You are not a dog, are you?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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By the way, a dane is a dog, a great dog mind you but still a dog. You are not a dog, are you?
He may have a dog brain, but i have never heard of dogs playing with lego bricks or writing fairy tails about raping little boys.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-05-2010, 09:06 PM

I'd rather be called a dog than all the nick-names people make up about your community. Just saying. And I'm female.
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I'd rather be called a dog than all the nick-names people make up about your community. Just saying. And I'm female.
I never called you a dog, you people call yourselves dogs.

Have you always been a female or are you one of those denmarkian 'converts'. I saw a show on HBO about you people once.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-05-2010, 11:07 PM

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Why do you have so much against my country?
Perhaps, because of the fact you people over there in tiny little Denmarkistan, are paedophiles who rapes young boys in Africa. Bornefonden in Denmark raping kids in Africa. You people even were so smart to create fictive fund raising companies to cover up the truth, but instead you took the money for yourselves and raped the Kids in Africa instead. That is very egoistic and typical Danish.
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That is very egoistic and typical Danish.
Amen!

All those denmarkians swarming in here like grasshoppers in Egypt, but not even one of them has stated a single valid reason to why God shouldn't hate Denmarkia, or at least have second thoughts about it.


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Amen!

All those denmarkians swarming in here like grasshoppers in Egypt, but not even one of them has stated a single valid reason to why God shouldn't hate Denmarkia, or at least have second thoughts about it.
I have to state, that in fact most of them makes up for an even bigger reason for God ( and everyone else ) to hate them, just look how they behave, God would never accept such twisted and misunderstood creatures as the Denmarkians, and neither would any other normal person.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-07-2010, 04:06 PM

You're all f***ing insane! What the f*** did my country do to you? We haven't done a shit! You just need to have someone to blame for all the shit that's going on in the world because you don't want to blame your self! you all make me f***ing sick!
How many of you have actually been to Denmark?
And you all think that "brother" cranky old man has proved that we're all rapist but where does he get this information from? It's just because you're all afraid of what you don't know! We're different from you yes. But that doesn't mean that we're satan's children! We're not all rapists and criminals. You don't know a shit!
And what the piffle is wrong with LEGO?! There is nothing demonic about little plastic squares! What do you think it does to kids? Come on! you're all piffleing nuts!
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