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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;530669]I don't think I do, I know I do. But I have to admit it is an interesting phenomena that the inhabitants of Denmark do not know what their own flag looks like. My guess is that extremely bad Danish education is to blame for this.

I LOL'D when i read that! The danish education is not bad, as a matter of fact it's in top 10 in the world. Besides that, the american education is reaaaally poor. Not only does people obviously still believe in god, so you neglect the scientific progress happend in the past 120 years? I mean darwin had a point and many have followed his foodsteps eversince. The american society works like hell and the danish welfare is the most sophisticated in the world- what's your point old nuthead?

And when you mention rape I came to think of the church back in the days (15th century etc.) the priests raped little boys, and it's was widely known? lunatics
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:49 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:49 PM

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Being danish, it embarrasses me to see how my compatriots are denying everything.
Cranky Old Man got all his facts right except for the flag-part. This is how the Danish flag look like:



The vikings might have been some pretty aggressive and careless guys, but you also have to bear in mind that they spent lots of time drinking mjød (that time's Budweiser I guess) and swimming naked in the ocean at winter time. This I think makes up for the fact that they raped innocent animals like donkeys, rabbits and camels, and is what makes them awesome from my point of view.
can you please get the flag right
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:50 PM

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At Landover Babtist Church we only use the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
I just thought that every baptist read the same bible, as all protestant read the same bible and all Catholic read the same. Same with the Orthodox. Non the Christian directions have the same stuff in their bibles so baptist also have to read the same bible?
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No. You are not. You believe with all your heart that you are, but you are as hated as any pitiful rapist.
That you and others hate me only proves that I am Saved©! Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

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I just thought that every baptist read the same bible, as all protestant read the same bible and all Catholic read the same. Same with the Orthodox. Non the Christian directions have the same stuff in their bibles so baptist also have to read the same bible?
I do not know exactly which Baptist Churches follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible. I know for sure Landover Baptist Church does.


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No. You are not. You believe with all your heart that you are, but you are as hated as any pitiful rapist.
With the Love of Jesus and being blessed with living in the Greatest Country in the World, the United States, why would we care what some socialist nanny state like Denmark things about us?

We live in a gated community for a reason. To keep the haters out.
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1st John 3:9 - You think your a son of god? Blashpemi. Again. You are much to pridefull and you are one that will burn in hell.
Did he say "son of God". No friend, he said he is born of God as in "born again". Try and putting aside your hate for once.

As for "burn in hell" your judgments are false, only Christ's judgment is the judgment I care about friend.
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And "knepper dyr" .. Your a disgrace for my country and your one of those that bring down the general intelligance of man.
"The American has disgraced Denmark" is so foolish it doesn't even warrant a reply.



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:56 PM

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That you and others hate me only proves that I am Saved©! Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

You seem to be confusing a son of God, e.g. True Christians™, with The Son of God: Jesus Christ.

Gesundheit. I will pray for your cold to disappear.
i have noted that you make every thing looks like you are right, your are twisting every thing we say.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:57 PM

I love how you, Cranky old man consider yourself a true christian and saved just because is says so on this site for lunatics. It's as if I considered myself invincible just because I was level 80 in World Of Warcraft? Get real dummy. You are nothing than a lonely old man, still sad cuz the other kids made fun of your little wiener and people in the church don't love you, but love to hate you. The more mad man you are the more welcome you seem to be in church. Guess you get to feel better when you are not the most freaky person in church
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i have noted that you make every thing looks like you are right, your are twisting every thing we say.
It doesn't just look like I am right, I am right! And it isn't my mistake most of what you Danish say is twisted.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 11:02 PM

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With the Love of Jesus and being blessed with living in the Greatest Country in the World, the United States, why would we care what some socialist nanny state like Denmark things about us?

We live in a gated community for a reason. To keep the haters out.

Did he say "son of God". No friend, he said he is born of God as in "born again". Try and putting aside your hate for once.

As for "burn in hell" your judgments are false, only Christ's judgment is the judgment I care about friend.
"The American has disgraced Denmark" is so foolish it doesn't even warrant a reply.
Why would you care that God hated Denmark if we were so unimportant?
And you do realise that America is some of the most hating people in the world right? Your so thickheaded that you do not realise that most of the entire world hates you as well.
Wich is somehow entertaining you see. You hate others so much, you cannot see it. Atleast it makes us laugh at you.

Ah i see. Becouse that was totally what he ment ofcourse. Your as right as the power puff girls are evil.

And yet i have seen the old ass say multiple times that people will burn in hell wich you seem to care about. Quiet fun that he seems to be the messenger of time on this site. It's a pity.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 11:02 PM

@ Bobby-Joe
You just claim the statement isn't a reply warrant because you have nothing to say, proving your point. Besides that, you, the american baptists are not an inch better than the fanatic muslims you fight in the middle east
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 11:04 PM

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I do not know exactly which Baptist Churches follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible. I know for sure Landover Baptist Church does.
Why don'y you follow with time and start using the 21st Century King James Version? insted of being fundamentalistic
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You say H.C Andersen is a pedophile, what about Michael Jackson!
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Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 3:
1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).
2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)
3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)
Please note: If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 3, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.

Just shows how piffleed up your church is!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 11:07 PM

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Why would you care that God hated Denmark if we were so unimportant?
Because we love you and we want to save your souls.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 11:08 PM

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I love how you, Cranky old man consider yourself a true christian and saved just because is says so on this site for lunatics. It's as if I considered myself invincible just because I was level 80 in World Of Warcraft? Get real dummy. You are nothing than a lonely old man, still sad cuz the other kids made fun of your little wiener and people in the church don't love you, but love to hate you. The more mad man you are the more welcome you seem to be in church. Guess you get to feel better when you are not the most freaky person in church
World of Warcraft is the work of Satan!

Blizzard the company behind, an infection spread worldwide with their seat in USA is nothing more than corrupting the everyday citizen of USA with their continuous work.


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