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Default Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 03:41 AM

Brothers in Christ, I find THIS story to be not only a blessing but also a real clever knee-slapper. Talk about turning the tables on the depraved radical sodomites!

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Man: Ex' sex change should end alimony

CLEARWATER, Fla. - Lawrence Roach agreed to pay alimony to the woman he divorced, not the man she became after a sex change, his lawyers argued Tuesday in an effort to end the payments. But the ex-wife's attorneys said the operation doesn't alter the agreement.

The lawyers and Circuit Judge Jack R. St. Arnold agreed the case delves into relatively unchartered legal territory. They found only a 2004 Ohio case that addressed whether or not a transsexual could still collect alimony after a sex change.

Roach and his wife, Julia, divorced in 2004 after 18 years of marriage. The 48-year-old utility worker agreed to pay her $1,250 a month in alimony. Since then, Julia Roach, 55, had a sex change and legally changed her name to Julio Roberto Silverwolf.

"It's illegal for a man to marry a man and it should likewise be illegal for a man to pay alimony to a man," Roach's attorney John McGuire said. "When she changed to man, I believe she terminated that alimony."

St. Arnold is considering the arguments. But lawyers on both sides agreed Tuesday that Roach will likely have to keep paying alimony to Silverwolf.

The judge poked holes in several of Roach's legal arguments and noted that appeals courts have declined to legally recognize a sex change in Florida when it comes to marriage. The appellate court "is telling us you are what you are when you are born," St. Arnold said.

In the Ohio case, an appeals court ruled in September 2004 that a Montgomery County man must continue to pay $750 a month in alimony to his transsexual ex-wife because her sex change wasn't reason enough to violate the agreement.

Roach's other attorney, John Smitten, said the case falls into a legal void.

"It's probably something that has to be addressed by the Legislature," Smitten said. "There is one other case in the entire United States. It really needs to be addressed either for or against the concept of eliminating alimony for that reason."

Roach, who has since remarried, said has been unable to convince state and federal lawmakers to tackle the issue. He said he will continue to fight.

"This is definitely wrong. I have a right to move forward with my life. I wish nothing but harm and hardship to that person," Roach said of his ex-wife. "I should have the right to not pay money to a queer. But I can't rest because I'm paying a lot of money to it every month."
What do you think about this case Brothers? Should this poor man be forced to pay money to his ex-wife, who has CHOSEN to become an abomination to the Lord?


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Default Re: Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 04:12 PM

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Brothers in Christ, I find THIS story to be not only a blessing but also a real clever knee-slapper. Talk about turning the tables on the depraved radical sodomites!

What do you think about this case Brothers? Should this poor man be forced to pay money to his ex-wife, who has CHOSEN to become an abomination to the Lord?
Brother Zeke! Next time warn a fellow about the disturbing drivel of Hell-spawn. I nearly choked on my biscuits and gravy!

But to answer your question: A real man should be perfectly prepared to provide a place to hang his own hat. And considering this fellow just had his? plumbing updated, his pipe should be plenty sturdy (if you get my drift) so I say NO. Furthermore, the couple or ex-couple could end their court battles by coming to Freehold for a public stoning!


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Default Re: Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 05:22 PM

If the sickening he/she in this story has changed their name to "Julio Roberto Silverwolf", then nobody needs to be paying them alimony - surely they can just sit back and let the money from deluded children like Icky, Allie, Alexia and so on pour in? It seems to work well enough for anyone else who fancies changing their name to something stupid.


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Default Re: Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 05:28 PM

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If the sickening he/she in this story has changed their name to "Julio Roberto Silverwolf", then nobody needs to be paying them alimony - surely they can just sit back and let the money from deluded children like Icky, Allie, Alexia and so on pour in? It seems to work well enough for anyone else who fancies changing their name to something stupid.
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Default Re: Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 05:54 PM

What an elegant and ironic resolution of this abomination!! It's almost as satisfying as pushing over a one-legged man and beating him to death with his own wooden leg.*


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Default Re: Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 05:55 PM

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What do you think about this case Brothers? Should this poor man be forced to pay money to his ex-wife, who has CHOSEN to become an abomination to the Lord?
No, of course not. Why do those degenerate perverts keep demanding special privileges like having agreements honored? Silver Ravenwolf Julio Roberto Silverwolf has chosen to become a he-she abomination, even though both the Old and New Testaments specifically say that God made us male and female (Genesis 1:27, Mark 10:6). I guess Tinfoilpoodle thinks that she/he/it knows better than the Almighty.

A side note: At first, I was taken aback by the fact that Mr. Roach, the victim of such vile perversion, had remarried. But then, when I was in my prayer closet praying over the issue, Jesus led me to the following Scripture:

I Corinthians 7:15: But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such [cases]: but God hath called us to peace.

Who could possibly be more unbelieving than than someone who chooses to be like Julia/Julio?


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Default Re: Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 06:11 PM

This is horrid and chills me to the bones.
Will the scientists ever stop tampering with life and rebelling against God?
First it was "medicines" and now it's sex changes, tomorrow it will be a drug to turn everyone queer!




Looking beyond this vile behaviour..
There is an interesting piece of theology here.
Now, it is well known throughout creation science that women may not have souls.

So, assuming they do not have souls:
1. If a man were to have a sex change, would he lose his soul?
2. And if a woman were to have one, would she receive one?

I would say that the answer to 2 is no:
As souls are created by God and He would most surely never give one to such a rebellious abomination..

What about 1?
I'd say the answer is no but he's still doomed to the burning pit..
But what do you Pastors think?


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This is horrid and chills me to the bones.
Will the scientists ever stop tampering with life and rebelling against God?
First it was "medicines" and now it's sex changes, tomorrow it will be a drug to turn everyone queer!
It is already here Brother. By having this sex change operation Juili/Juilo has retroactively turned Mr. Roach into a homer. Yes, Mr. Roach has to face the fact that he had sex with a man. The Lord hates hot and sweaty man on man sex, even if one of the men involved was a woman at the time.



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Default Re: Using the Homer Agenda to Battle Homers - 03-28-2007, 09:02 PM

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It is already here Brother. By having this sex change operation Juili/Juilo has retroactively turned Mr. Roach into a homer. Yes, Mr. Roach has to face the fact that he had sex with a man. The Lord hates hot and sweaty man on man sex, even if one of the men involved was a woman at the time.
Indeed, our Lord is no respecter of persons ... The issue here is not Julio Roberto Silverwolf (who, from his choice of names, we may conclude is an individual of obviously impaired cognitive functioning and for whom we should show compassion due to his infirmary). Rather, God will judge harshly the 18-years of willful homersexual buggery that Lawrence Roach has yet to seek forgiveness for. The man's an abomination before God and deserves the harshest of rebukes from all of us. Lord knows, I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, the pervert.


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