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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-03-2011, 10:48 PM
The wife and the girls got me this. I got a bit misty when I opened it.
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01-04-2011, 12:22 AM
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You. I never said I was a husband. I just said that she was a wife.
Ry'Kelle= My wife.
Jenna (me)= Ry'kelle's wife.
We are wives to each other. There are two wives in my marriage. 1 girl+ 1 girl= 2 girls. Two female participants. No husbands. No penises. Just two girls.
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1 girl + 1 girl = a real bad day, unless you are Satan, ENJOY HELL!
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-09-2011, 12:11 AM
I celebrated christmas (in swedish its called "Jul" so personally i think its hilarious that you write christmas with a large "CHRIST" ) with the regular food, pig, fish and meatballs and getting drunk with my friends on new years eve.
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-09-2011, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by nord-olof
I celebrated christmas (in swedish its called "Jul" so personally i think its hilarious that you write christmas with a large "CHRIST" ) with the regular food, pig, fish and meatballs and getting drunk with my friends on new years eve.
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Why are you barbarians so determined to take the Christ out of Christmas? Also, why are you so determined to take the "Jul" out of "July"?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-14-2011, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
I had a wonderful CHRISTmas. I made a turkey with all the trimmings and Pastor Zeke came over early with his presents and we had a toast to JESUS' Birthday with some very old wine. Then we opened presents.
Anyway, he got me a new male nigra servant (since he fired the last one for stealing pies cooling on my windowsill) and a beautiful gift basket with some bubble bath and stuff.
THANK YOU ZEKE and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!
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That sounds like a really nice Xmas! I am glad you were able to celebrate Jesus' Birthday with Pastor Zekiel. As for me, I spent Xmas alone. I did not have any presents to open; but I don't deserve any. This day is about Jesus; and it was selfish of me to be resentful for not having any gifts of my own. 2011 will be the year that I am saved. I just know it. While I may be a bit down right now; rest assured I am going to the used book store tomorrow and will buy a KJ Bible. I realize there is no other way for me. Love - Sunshine!
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-14-2011, 09:53 AM
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01-14-2011, 11:52 AM
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My apologies. It's CHRISTmas...
I keep making mistakes...while seeking salvation. Please stand by me during this transformation...
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-14-2011, 05:04 PM
I got a couple of things Xbox 360, Bioshock 1 and 2, Avatar the last airbender the movie, a sweatshirt, homemade scarf, gloves.
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-14-2011, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Dancer
I got a couple of things Xbox 360, Bioshock 1 and 2, Avatar the last airbender the movie, a sweatshirt, homemade scarf, gloves.
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I recieved no gifts...and I am so sad...
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-14-2011, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by no sunshine for me..
I recieved no gifts...and I am so sad...
Love Sunshine!!!! Peace to you!!!!
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I'm sorry to hear that Someone loves you though
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-15-2011, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by no sunshine for me..
I recieved no gifts...and I am so sad...
Love Sunshine!!!! Peace to you!!!!
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Yes, you've mentioned that over and over and over and over.
I did not get any gifts except one. Life, God gave me life. Name one other present as precious and you can have mine.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas? -
01-15-2011, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Yes, you've mentioned that over and over and over and over.
I did not get any gifts except one. Life, God gave me life. Name one other present as precious and you can have mine.
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Lol, I don't think anyone can compete with that one.
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