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Default Re: Husbands Right - 11-14-2007, 11:31 AM

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Thanks to all ya'll nethandrals on this forum my husband seems to think he has the right to punish me. Supposudly he said its his right to keep his wife in line. None the less I now have 3 belt shaped bruises on the backs of my thighs cause of ya'll. His reasoning is that if I dont "obey" that I need to be punished. Where do you guys get off tell guys its all right to beat on there wives. Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
If y'all are married, you shouldn't be wearing no hotpants or miniskirts like a scarlet woman. Your husband's right to want to show you a bit of discipline, so as maybe you'll learn to act more like a lady.
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Default Re: Husbands Right - 11-14-2007, 10:15 PM

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If y'all are married, you shouldn't be wearing no hotpants or miniskirts like a scarlet woman. Your husband's right to want to show you a bit of discipline, so as maybe you'll learn to act more like a lady.
I completely agree, Miss Maisie honey! Why if I dared to strut my stuff in sinful outfits like that even around the house, my GODLY son-in-law would give me the butt-whooping of my sorry little life!

I see our text-girl hussy needs to learn a thing or two from us True Christian™ ladies on how to dress more modestly!


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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I completely agree, Miss Maisie honey! Why if I dared to strut my stuff in sinful outfits like that even around the house, my GODLY son-in-law would give me the butt-whooping of my sorry little life!
It seems like your son in law is a fine, Godly young man, sister!

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Default Re: Husbands Right - 11-15-2007, 06:47 PM

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It seems like your son in law is a fine, Godly young man, sister!

Indeed.

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Oh, he is indeed, Sister! I'm such a lucky widow to have a son-in-law as caring and thoughtful as Mr Godwin! And what a nice dress too! Mr Godwin has such good taste in women's clothes, he has bought me a new frock just like it, and I'm looking forward to wearing it to Church on Thanksgiving, along with new winter hat, coat, boots and gloves! Mr Godwin is so good as to remind me regularly of the virtues of female modesty, for it is written ...

1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel ...

Praise!


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Husbands Right - 11-16-2007, 06:08 AM

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Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
Only a week? You shouldn't be wearing such sinful clothes anyway. Mini-skirts and hot pants cause men to sin and commit adultry.

Ladies should always wear skirts that go down at least to the ankles. All of my wife's skirts go down nearly to the floor to also hide her feet. She won't be tempting any man to sin, that's for sure.

Your husband is to libral. You needed to be punished a lot harder for those things.

Do you have your husband's permission to post here? If not, be gone you simple-minded woman!


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Default Re: Husbands Right - 11-16-2007, 07:55 AM

Are you people actually condoning domestic violence?! This crosses the line!

Call the police, Department of Children and Families, or a lawyer. If he thinks it's justified to beat you then divorce him because it's only going to get worse.
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Are you people actually condoning domestic violence?! This crosses the line!

Call the police, Department of Children and Families, or a lawyer. If he thinks it's justified to beat you then divorce him because it's only going to get worse.
Sir, the bible is clear that a man's right is to discipline his women. My Momma listens to my Daddy, as a proper lady should, and when my betrothed returns from Iraq, I'll listen to him as I've been raised a lady.
Y'all shouldn't say such ignorant, hateful things on a Christian forum, sir.
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Default Re: Husbands Right - 11-16-2007, 10:47 AM

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Sir, the bible is clear that a man's right is to discipline his women. My Momma listens to my Daddy, as a proper lady should, and when my betrothed returns from Iraq, I'll listen to him as I've been raised a lady.
Y'all shouldn't say such ignorant, hateful things on a Christian forum, sir.
The bible doesn't amount to shit when it comes to the law. That is why there is a SEPARATION of Church and State.

You are not Christians, you are all evil, hateful monsters going under false pretenses.

And if you are so Philo-Bush then the reality is that your "betrothed" will surely meet his untimely end to the "mooselimbs" I hear so much from you all about.
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It seems like your son in law is a fine, Godly young man, sister!


Indeed.
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Are you people actually condoning domestic violence?! This crosses the line!
No, we are promoting order and discipline. Which is really, truly more violent: giving a woman a few swift, necessary backhanders, or letting her husband suffer the pain and misery of an overcooked steak over and over again, night after night?
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Call the police, Department of Children and Families, or a lawyer. If he thinks it's justified to beat you then divorce him because it's only going to get worse.
What kind of a totalitarian monster are you, trying to bring the state into people's private lives? And as for your suggestion of getting a lawyer involved, well, it reminds me of a wise old proverb: "If the answer is a greedy hooknosed Jew, you're asking the wrong question."
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The bible doesn't amount to shit when it comes to the law. That is why there is a SEPARATION of Church and State.
The Bible is God's law. Satan is why there is separation of Church and State.
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You are not Christians, you are all evil, hateful monsters going under false pretenses.
Care to back your assertion up with scripture?
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And if you are so Philo-Bush then the reality is that your "betrothed" will surely meet his untimely end to the "mooselimbs" I hear so much from you all about.
Is that a terrorist threat?


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Default Re: Husbands Right - 07-16-2015, 08:44 PM

I am totally sorry this woman was beaten this way.

When I correct my wife it is always on her bare bottom, not anywhere else, as mutually agreed upon in our contract. I never bruise her.
She gets a bit pink at times, though.

I don't believe in severe beatings. My wife and I have too good of a relationship for that.

It sounds like the husband needs to refocus on the way he does things.

txgurl, if you are still visitng this forum (I know it's been a long time)
try to show him and get him interested in the CDD website

Hope things are better for you

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I am totally sorry this woman was beaten this way.

When I correct my wife it is always on her bare bottom, not anywhere else, as mutually agreed upon in our contract. I never bruise her.
She gets a bit pink at times, though.

I don't believe in severe beatings. My wife and I have too good of a relationship for that.

It sounds like the husband needs to refocus on the way he does things.

txgurl, if you are still visitng this forum (I know it's been a long time)
try to show him and get him interested in the CDD website

Hope things are better for you

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Grow some stones, Ray! You need to keep her on her toes all the time, keep her in a spin and don't give her any chance to get her bearings. You're not doing her or Jesus any favors by giving her light spankings on the bottocks. Be a man and assert yourself! What, are you afraid she's going to hit you back, sissy?
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Default Re: Husbands Right - 07-17-2015, 11:58 AM

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I am totally sorry this woman was beaten this way.

When I correct my wife it is always on her bare bottom, not anywhere else, as mutually agreed upon in our contract. I never bruise her.
She gets a bit pink at times, though.

I don't believe in severe beatings. My wife and I have too good of a relationship for that.

It sounds like the husband needs to refocus on the way he does things.

txgurl, if you are still visitng this forum (I know it's been a long time)
try to show him and get him interested in the CDD website

Hope things are better for you

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You have a CONTRACT? Mr. Bird, your wife isn't supposed to have any say in your discipline of her. Remember, you're the head of the household and she's supposed to accept everything you say and every punishment you give her. Colossians 3:18 By only giving her light spankings on her rear, you are spoiling your wife, which you aren't supposed to be doing.


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Grow some stones, Ray! You need to keep her on her toes all the time, keep her in a spin and don't give her any chance to get her bearings. You're not doing her or Jesus any favors by giving her light spankings on the bottocks. Be a man and assert yourself! What, are you afraid she's going to hit you back, sissy?
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Default Re: Husbands Right - 07-17-2015, 01:57 PM

My Freinds,

I appreciate the advise, but both of you are way off track.

If you check out CDD, it calls for a contract between the two of you.

I don't want to be taken to jail because she presses charges on me. (which I don't think she would never do, but things need to be covered 100%)

I don't care much for the clientel there.

Getting back to the topic at hand, I never give light spankings. I just don't believe in bruising.

I had a stepfather who was an abuser. He used to beat me black (not blue). It was 9 years before my mother finally dumped the creep. Why she stayed with this creature for so long I'll never know. He was abusive to her too. Not as bad as to me, though.

Long and short of it is, I swore a long time ago I would never do the same to my children or anyone else.
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I had a stepfather who was an abuser. He used to beat me black (not blue). It was 9 years before my mother finally dumped the creep. Why she stayed with this creature for so long I'll never know. He was abusive to her too. Not as bad as to me, though.
What do you do to make him abuse you?

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If you check out CDD, it calls for a contract between the two of you.
The Holy Bible, on the other hand, does not. The Holy Bible calls for fear and obedience (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and for women that is expressed through submission to her husband (Ephesians 5:22-23; Colossians 3:18). Written contracts are for people who plan to sue. A Biblical agreement is made by putting one's hand under the other's thigh (Genesis 24:9; Genesis 47:29). Please note, this should only be done by True Christians™, as the occasion for temptation to indulge in and embrace homosexual pursuits may be too great for lesser men, and the threat of an insufficiently subservient wife to do real damage should never be underestimated (Deuteronomy 25:11).


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Default Re: Husbands Right - 07-17-2015, 08:09 PM

Dr Niles

Most of it was mainly just everyday mistakes. I'd forget to do things sometimes, miss some things in the yard when I was told to pick it up, etc.
I'd get beaten for the least infraction.

One time I came into the kitchen with my hair uncombed. Like to know what he did?

Put me in a chair and shaved my head
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Dr Niles

Most of it was mainly just everyday mistakes. I'd forget to do things sometimes, miss some things in the yard when I was told to pick it up, etc.
I'd get beaten for the least infraction.

One time I came into the kitchen with my hair uncombed. Like to know what he did?

Put me in a chair and shaved my head


Let me get this straight: YOU were the one making mistakes?


That is NOT how civilised people behaviour. You dad was an obvious ***UnGodly Word Used My Mistake, I'm Sure***. You don't need to follow in the family tradition.


A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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...I'd get beaten for the least infraction...
Sounds righteous™ to me.

Proverbs 20:30 "The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly."

Your moaning about it, not so much.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 "18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."


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Sounds righteous™ to me.

Proverbs 20:30 "The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly."

Your moaning about it, not so much.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 "18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."
Ray, you just had your @$$ handed to you by an atheist!

Shame on you! What do you have to say for yourself, now?

Are you ready to stop acting like a child and administer the beating your wife so richly deserves?
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Default Re: Husbands Right - 07-20-2015, 01:51 PM

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I don't even know what he said. I quit reading what Didymus says a long time ago. He trys to bully and intimidate. I totally ignore him. He's like a spoiled brat. The more attention you give him, the worse he gets. For some reason he has targeted me.
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