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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-03-2012, 01:56 PM
Excuse me, an "ass" is a donkey. The Biblical term you want is "back parts", though that's clumsy for a thread title so I recommend simply "rectum".
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-03-2012, 09:24 PM
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Excuse me, an "ass" is a donkey. The Biblical term you want is "back parts", though that's clumsy for a thread title so I recommend simply "rectum".
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Maybe you didn't read the article carefully enough, Brother.
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The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern Veterinary Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
The donkey had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been cleaning potatoes in the barn when he tripped and accidentally stuffed one up his ass, who was standing nearby."
"But it's not for me to question his story."
No word on whether his ass will be filing animal cruelty charges.
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-03-2012, 09:26 PM
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Maybe you didn't read the article carefully enough, Brother.
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Wow! That's a first. A priest with a potato up his rectum, on the other hand, is not.
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-03-2012, 09:27 PM
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Wow! That's a first. A priest with a potato up his rectum, on the other hand, is not.
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I thought they preferred altar boys in there.
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-04-2012, 06:05 PM
This whole wretched story has put me off Potatoes O'Brien for the foreseeable future.
Ghaaaaaahhh!
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-04-2012, 11:05 PM
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This whole wretched story has put me off Potatoes O'Brien for the foreseeable future.
Ghaaaaaahhh!
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It is disgusting what these cathlicks will do – and after some research it looks like this one might have been attempting to make some of those "Gluten free" death wafers the cathylicks are so fond of.
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Product Description:
Our one and only gluten-free communion wafers made with sweet rice and potato flour. Demand required a solution to the communion dilemma for individuals with food sensitivities. Ener-G Foods was the first to market and provide a simple wafer that offered not only the bread for breaking in holy communion but also a convenient product for churches and congregations to offer to its members. A light, plain, small round wafer.
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sweet Rice Flour, Potato Flour, Organic Palm Fruit Oil, Potato Starch, Methylcellulose, Sunflower Lecithin.
http://www.ener-g.com/communion-wafers.html
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-04-2012, 11:34 PM
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Our one and only gluten-free communion wafers made with sweet rice and potato flour. Demand required a solution to the communion dilemma for individuals with food sensitivities. Ener-G Foods was the first to market and provide a simple wafer that offered not only the bread for breaking in holy communion but also a convenient product for churches and congregations to offer to its members. A light, plain, small round wafer.
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sweet Rice Flour, Potato Flour, Organic Palm Fruit Oil, Potato Starch, Methylcellulose, Sunflower Lecithin.
http://www.ener-g.com/communion-wafers.html
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I don't get it. Does any of this really matter after the wafers are transubstantiatied? What will those kikes dream up next?
Oh well, at least the things are certified kosher.
Our bakery is dedicated to wheat-free, gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free baking, guaranteeing that contamination from gluten will not occur. We are also certified kosher under the KOF-K label. KOF-K Kosher certification assures the consumer that ingredients used in the products meet the highest Kosher as well as the strictest cleaning standards.
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-05-2012, 02:55 AM
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I don't get it. Does any of this really matter after the wafers are transubstantiatied? What will those kikes dream up next?
Oh well, at least the things are certified kosher.
Our bakery is dedicated to wheat-free, gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free baking, guaranteeing that contamination from gluten will not occur. We are also certified kosher under the KOF-K label. KOF-K Kosher certification assures the consumer that ingredients used in the products meet the highest Kosher as well as the strictest cleaning standards.
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Joos baking papist death cookies!?
I KNEW IT!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-05-2012, 03:32 AM
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I don't get it. Does any of this really matter after the wafers are transubstantiatied? What will those kikes dream up next?
Oh well, at least the things are certified kosher.
Our bakery is dedicated to wheat-free, gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free baking, guaranteeing that contamination from gluten will not occur. We are also certified kosher under the KOF-K label. KOF-K Kosher certification assures the consumer that ingredients used in the products meet the highest Kosher as well as the strictest cleaning standards.
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Your guess would be a good as mine. I thought the cathylicks at least paid some attention to Jesus and the Last Supper (Luke 22:19-20; 1 Cor. 11:26) and that the "bread" was either made with wheat or barley according to the Bible. This potato and rice flour stuff would definitely be not in accord, but perhaps they have found a way to transubstantiate potato into wheat by shoving it up a priest's rectum.
We need Father Mo here to weigh in on this matter (and where is that reprobate when you need him).
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Re: English Vicar Had Potato Shoved Up Ass "By Accident" -
04-05-2012, 05:50 AM
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This potato and rice flour stuff would definitely be not in accord, but perhaps they have found a way to transubstantiate potato into wheat by shoving it up a priest's rectum.
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Well, transubstantiation is supposed to magically turn the cookie into meat, and we know how Catholics like to insert . . . um . . .
Excuse me. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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